Sunday, October 29, 2006

French government springs into action

All things being relative, "springing into action" for French authorities means furrowing your eyebrows, generating a blizzard of paperwork, and calling for a meeting.

French Prime Minister Dominique Villepin will preside over a special Monday morning meeting to deal with public transportation security. Following the bus torching in Marseille which left a young women severely burned, a press release from Villepin's office warbles on about the indignation expressed following this act of violence.



Qu'est-ce qu'elle veut ... ? Mes couilles sur un plateau ?

True, she has more balls than all the politicos and énarques in this whole shitty country put together. Yet -- despite the Economist's guarded optimism and given French apathy, pig-headedness, cowardess, and stupidity -- I don't see it happening.

The French will manage to intellectualize their own demise

Three French specialists on urban violence have stated to Agence France Presse that the French youths torching buses are thrill seekers who have no specific political demands. One of them goes so far as to compare recent urban guerilla manoeuvres against public transportation targets, that have left a 26 year old woman between life and death this evening, to the film "The Bicycle Thief" where a character who has just found a job can no longer go to work because his bicycle is stolen.

Saturday, October 28, 2006

The kids are depraved because they're deprived

A young woman was seriously burned and 3 other people hurt on Saturday evening in northern Marseille when a bus was attacked by French youths.

Just after 9PM, 3 or 4 youths forced open the doors of a bus at a stop in Marseille's 13th district. They threw a Molotov cocktail and fled.

4 passengers were injured including a woman who has 2nd and 3rd degree burns on her arms, legs, and face. She has been hospitalized and doctors have not yet made any announcement as to her condition.

3 other passengers suffered from smoke inhalation and were hospitalized. The bus was completely destroyed.

Police are investigating.

French contributions to contemporary culture

Besides Johnny Hallyday? How about Intifada emulation, Al Qaida support, and suburban TAZ implementation.

EUtopia: Will Fight Wars for Oil

With imaginary robot soldiers, little shame, even less pride, and some psychotropic compounds that can shorten their memories:

EUOBSERVER / BRUSSELS – EU defence ministries are going to have to contend with a shrinking recruitment pool for soldiers, a public that is more cautious about interventionist operations and 24/7 media scrutiny,

The 28-page study looks to a future where Europe will be externally dependent for 90 percent of its oil and 80 percent of gas by 2025 and where "strong migratory pressures" due to the fast-growing populations in Africa and the Middle East offset by stable and ageing European population are set to cause "direct or indirect challenges" to Europe's security interests.
Methinks someone is smoking some good kaka. Big markets like the U.S. and the E.U. are more dangerous than the sellers in the energy market since all you need to bankrupt the seller is to change sources and release strategic reserves.

Remember that most of the “No War for Oil!!!” mob failed Econ 101, and have no idea what a monpsony is anyway, even if they do see thing through the “Us ‘n Them” prism.

One major buyer (the west) and one seller (an imaginary OPEC where they actually act in unison) makes for a kind of balancing of power that would make the greenie notion of energy independence an act of war in itself that would impoverish the populations that export petrolium. After all, because we all implicity trust every leftist theory, we all know how unemployment causes terrorism, right? Imagine all the terrorist pouring out of Alberta for every PV panel you install on the roof of your house.

Have you no soul, man!?!
However, Europe's possible need to act in any of these regions or situations will be tempered by a more clued-up, risk-averse society.
Risk averse? More like narcoleptic.

Here’s one of the gems, though:
"Military action, not explicitly authorised by the UN, may become increasingly controversial," states the report, adding "military operations will be subject to ever-increasing scrutiny by elected officials, media and populations."
The sketchiness the public has about being a nation (or nations), or being worthy of pursuing a public interest is patently obvious. Circumspect to the point of indecision and such incredible fearfulness that they need the barbaric kmajority of the U.N. to tell them it’s okay to fight at all, even if it weren’t for oil, but about the stability of global society and even their own security. The question, like many in the Holy Land is entirely academic anyway since the potential manpower figures are dwindling, and assume pacifists and people with no particular affection for their “continent” will not find any personal irony in being conscripted.
As well as the social perceptions, defence ministries will also have to deal with the fact that less and less people are likely to become soldiers, with the armed forces recruitment pool (16-30 years) to fall by over 15 percent by 2025.

"As armed forces professionalise and the falling birth-rate increases competition in the labour market for young men and women, personnel costs will, in practice, pre-empt more and more of defence spending unless manpower is reduced," says the report.

With some 2 million people currently in uniform in Europe, "there is plenty of scope to do this," it highlighted.

One way of overcoming this problem would be to "outsource" and to resort to "increased automation, from warships to robots," the report suggested.
2 million largely worthless meatbags in uniform, whereas the estimates of combat ready forces hasn’t exceeded 100 000 in the past two decades.

No-one fears the marching band, so bring out the Roombas with rifles. Don’t forget that at the time of the Kosovo conflict, the European participants agreed to provide 50 000 deployable troops and came almost 10 percent short. That with no other major goings on for them to be distracted by. Forget win-hold-win, this is a case of hold-maybe-hold.

Göteborgballs ?

More of the same in Sweden.

Declarations of Calm, Another Successful Five Year Plan, Etal



“Calm” declared in spite of 2 busses and more than 20 cars being torched, and some good old-fashioned rock throwing incidents.

TF1:
The night of Friday to Saturday turned out to be an ordinary weekend, according to the police: in the entire départment of Seine-Saint-Denis, by the early hours of Saturday, one counted little more than twenty cases of arson on cars. Specific incidents however took place in spite of the 4000 police officers and gendarmes deployed to head off possible turmoil. The course of the night saw 25 rock throwing incedents including 21 in Isle-de-France [the Paris Metropolitan area], according to the leadership of the national police.
[Emphasis mine] Now that’s what I call calm.

Out of stupidity and mental compartmentation, we also get to meet the new, unelected leaders:
Friday morning, Larbi Chouaieb, in charge for the Muslim community in Clichy-Montfermeil had invited the young people of Montfermeil “to follow the steps of their brothers and sisters” of Clichy-sous-Bois, where a thousand of people had just taken part in a silent march in memory of the two teenagers whose death one year ago sparked the riots of Fall 2005. “By your example, show that it’s calm here too”, said the religious figure.
Ironically, the white socialist mayor of Clichy-sous-Bois was saying the exact same thing in the weird memorial ceremony which is sure to construct little in the way of calm. A wreath was laid at a memorial for the two “riot sparkers” electrocuted when they hid from les pigeons in a transformer bed after the two were up to no good.

The wreath was laid for them, and no-one else. Not the disabled woman immolated on a bus, nor any of the innocents injured in last year’s Trotskyite-pleasing class warfare: they killed themselves, and the crowd blames authority, society... anyone else, quite frankly, for their death.

The driver has left the building

Media silence follows attack of Amsterdam bus on Friday, 20 October. A homemade chemical bomb was used. Amsterdam police put it down to "mischievous behaviour" rather than "terrorism".

The blue bus is calling us
The blue bus is calling us
Driver, where you taking us?


Not so sleeper cells

French law enforcement is surprised and worried by latest developments involving bus hijackings and torchings. The new M.O. is being carried out in commando fashion in areas that were not particularly targeted by last year's riots. Coupled with the recent wave of ambushes against police, French authorities have taken note of the highly structured and organized nature of the attacks.

Helpful advice

How to avoid brutal assault or robbery during your stay in Paris.



Front, Back, and upside the head.

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- Brought to you as a public service by
alert reader Sebastien. Thanks, man.

Friday, October 27, 2006

Say It Ain't So, Gnarf


Ce n'est qu'un au…

Guantanámo: the unquestioning repetition of unverified atrocity stories, outright misrepresentation, and the hyper-inflationary conception of genocide

According to [Manfred Nowak's] latest proposal, the vast majority of current detainees (all but "5-10%") should either be repatriated to their countries of origin or—presumably in case they might face "persecution" in the latter—taken in as "refugees" by "European countries or others such as Chile and Argentina."4 Were this proposal implemented, it would transform captured combatants in what are by all accounts ongoing hostilities into political asylum-seekers—an act of benevolence toward the enemy that is surely unprecedented in the annals of warfare!
writes John Rosenthal in a chilling article that looks deeper into the Europeans' antecedents than has been done before (emphasis in bold is mine).
…the revisionism of Ermacora and his colleagues has not involved denying the crimes of Nazi Germany, but rather diminishing their significance by affirming the commission of commensurate crimes by the Allied powers. In this sense, they pioneered the practice of moral equivalence that is the hallmark of so much of the criticism leveled against the U.S. in its current war with Islamist terror groups. Thus, in 1991, in a commissioned "expert opinion" for the Bavarian government, Ermacora concluded that the expulsion of the Sudeten-Germans constituted a "genocide and crime against humanity." Thereby, the unquestionable suffering that Allied policies inflicted on Germans was upgraded to a "crime" on par with those committed by Germans against the populations that had been previously subjected to Nazi rule and, in particular, to the "signature" crime of Nazi Germany: the systematic extermination of European Jewry. Thereby too, the concept of genocide gets banalized, making the enormity of Nazi Germany's crimes more difficult to grasp and impossible to name.

Such revisionism has often been accompanied by unmistakable tones of resentment—and sometimes, indeed, outright revanchism—toward the United States and its WWII allies. The authority whom Ermacora cites for his "scientific" account of the Potsdam Agreement and its consequences, the American-born Alfred de Zayas, has, for instance, in a recent interview with the Germany weekly Junge Freiheit, denounced Roosevelt and Churchill as "war criminals." In a similar vein, yet another influential German NGO, the Society for Endangered Peoples (GfbV), published a memorandum in 1998 titled "For an Independent International Criminal Court! Remember [the] Crimes of the Permanent Members of the UN Security Council!"

The GfbV has made a hyper-inflationary conception of genocide into its calling card. GfbV founder Tilman Zülch has declared the 20th century the "Century of Genocides" and in his seemingly endless enumeration of modern genocides the crimes of Nazi Germany—in his words, "the most terrible in German history" (my italics)—fade into relative insignificance. In keeping with Felix Ermacora's "expert opinion," Zülch includes the forced transfer of the Sudeten-Germans in his enumeration. Indeed, it turns out on closer inspection that the Allied powers that defeated Nazi Germany are made either directly or indirectly responsible for the bulk of the alleged crimes included in Zülch's account, with the United States, at least as measured in Zülch's expenditure of verbiage, seemingly topping the list.

…Manfred Nowak's charges of "torture" against the U.S. can be understood as just the latest instance of the debased usage of key categories in international humanitarian law that Ermacora and his revisionist colleagues pioneered. It was perhaps only to be expected that the challenges faced by America in its current war should provide renewed impetus for the old anti-American resentments that have animated this usage. To close Guantanamo in deference to such resentments would not serve the cause of justice. In light of the potential risk to American security, however, it could well end up serving the cause of a furtive and long-awaited revenge.
Update: The hyper-inflationary conception of genocide, holocaust, and other Nazi crimes never seems to cease (merci à RV).
The phrase ‘climate change denier’ is meant to be evocative of the phrase ‘holocaust denier
Update 2: Medienkritik quotes the Washington Post's Charles Lane as reporting on yet another instance of forward-looking Europeans' principled "stand" against reactionary American "crimes" hiding an uglier picture.
…the actual history of the German death penalty ban casts this claim [that of the lessons learned from Nazi state-sponsored killing] in a different light. Article 102 was in fact the brainchild of a right-wing politician who sympathized with convicted Nazi war criminals — and sought to prevent their execution by British and American occupation authorities. Far from intending to repudiate the barbarism of Hitler, the author of Article 102 wanted to make a statement about the supposed excesses of Allied victors' justice.
In other words, when Europeans say their lofty principles stem from their experience during the Second World War, it is far from false, albeit not always in ways that the proud current masses think…

Keep on truckin'

Two buses were torched Friday evening in the infamous Nine-Three (Seine Saint Denis) in the town of Blanc-Mesnil. Most bus service in the Seine Saint Denis has been discontinued and will not resume before Saturday morning at the earliest. This will certainly impact the many Seine Saint Denis residents who return home from work in Paris on Friday night.

2 hooded individuals (one was carrying a pistol) boarded a bus in Blanc-Mesnil which was transporting around 15 passengers. The passengers and the driver were ordered out of the bus which was then driven by the assailants through a guardrail. The bus was then torched. A second bus was torched at the scene.

Stupéfiants Socialiste

Life, engineered:

In March 2005, the EU relaunched its Lisbon Strategy to become the world's most dynamic knowledge-based economy by 2010. More on growth and jobs and transfering more ownership of the strategy to national member states via national action plans were the two essential elements of the "Lisbon renewal".
Which is impossible under these circumstances:
PARIS (AFP) - Martine Aubry, national secretary of the PS [Socialist Party] for employment, commented on Thursday with the proposal of Thierry Breton to liberalize [the 35 hour per week] working hours regulations, saying that the government is engaging in “social regression”.

[ ... ]

“Bear in mind that the law is there to guarantee minimal protection for workers. Convention imposes it as well since we ratified [rules] of the International Labour Organization”, the author of the 35 hour workweek laws.

The mayor of Lille [Aubry] brings to bear the social dialogue that [Finance Minister] Thierry Breton is using in an “authoritative way” that the majority agrees with, which has just been reintroduced by legal amendment. The decree by the Home Office exempting hotel and restaurant workers’ from the 35 hour workweek law was to be phased out otherwise.
Leave it up to a Socialist: There goes your sovereignty, folks! ILO making immutable, unquestionable rules which one ideology among many can bully through as if it absolved them of their tyrannical desire to zombify the population by making every job, every life, every lifestyle identical. It’s so constricting that even union types found stupid this economy-killing bit of attempted populism.

The real question is: why is a law needed anyway? If people want to work more or less hours than is conventional for whatever reasons they have, why can’t they find a career or employer compatible with that? – either to have more personal time or higher earnings to retire early, support a hobby like collecting art or mountain climbing – or whatnot – why sort of society feels compelled to limit it and make everyone less free?

Lucid, All knowing, All feeling...

...and all bullshit and rotten from the heart up. The Bundeswehr’s very own Abu Greib type lightening rod is sure to be explained away rather than bleated on and on about for years on end. Europeans, you see can do no wrong, and even if they do, there’s no reason to dwell on it or gin-up theories that talking heads could call ”decryptage”.

The press: fat, happy and stupid, and more bothered by having a “stance” on events than reporting events.

Rock on, Medienkritik

The Great Euro Thought Crime

Also known as speaking your mind:

Galician blogger Alejandro de Llano has told in his blog that he has been charged with the great crime of supporting Israel and being against the Palestinian people.
The primitive European view of free speech is staggering in its’ stupidity. They don’t even know what freedom is anymore.
On October 13th, 2006, he has received a summons from a Criminal Judge announcing him that he is held responsible of the crime of supporting Israel and also of acting against Palestinian people. They did not give him a copy of the summons and they did not let him make any copies.
Barcepundit has more about this form of a knock on the door late at night.the fuse is lit!



Crushing of dissent in Brussels

From PajamasMedia:

More surrender

Authorities are losing the ongoing Intifada-Turf War with French youths.

After the announcement by the Greater Paris Transit Authority (RATP) that it was studying alternative bus routes in the hopes of avoiding ambushes and torchings, Socialist Party Presidential candidate Dominique Strauss-Kahn has called for the removal of all riot police transport vehicles from the suburbs as a sort of peace offering in the hopes of calming things down during this One Year Anniversary of the 2005 riots. He referred to certain suburbs as "militarily occupied areas" and said that French youths who mill about aimlessly in these neighborhoods should not be treated as if they were on "Indian reservations". Once again, no mention was made of France's second largest religion (which is France's most practiced one). The cries of Allah Akbar are not being heard in the 16th arrondissement or on the rue Solférino.

Interior Minister Nicolas Sarkozy has announced that a special police force will now travel aboard buses circulating in the problem areas.

Thursday, October 26, 2006

After all, lefty’s heroes in the West Bank would do it...

A Repeat Performance, Confusion, and Plantu



Dig the contrapasso-esque "crucifiction" stance, and the conciliatory candle cum bomb-belt strapped to his protagonist.

Ring of Fire Tour 2006

Get ready for a whole lot of violence future

Ex-Prime Minister and Presidential candidate Laurent Fabius blames Interior Minister Nicolas Sarkozy for the renewed violence spreading among French youths. Ex-Social Affairs Minister François Fillon declared that France's very own social cohesion is at risk. Other than capitulating by re-routing bus lines, ignoring the role played by France's second most popular religion (which is undoubtedly the most practiced), and doing everything possible to not hurt a single rioter (because that would get them really angry), the media is being asked to hush-up the whole One Year Anniversary thing because if the media doesn't talk about violence past, the hope is that violence present will somehow go away by itself.

“Youths” Demand a Two-State Solution. Again.



Paging Dr. Krugman... Explain this one, pally.

Desperately seeking Sarkozy

With the re-establishment of law and order nowhere in sight, the Greater Paris Transit Authority (RATP) is studying how to rejig their bus lines to avoid certain problem neighborhoods and unions are demanding that their drivers make use of their "opt-out" clauses (recognized within France's labor laws) which allow them to stop working in the face of "imminent danger".

The Journalist and The Jihadi

Turn off the TV, read a book.

Contains the poem "Elegy for Daniel Pearl"

Europe's Fight for Principles, Democracy, and Human Rights? A Matter of Convenience…

When Uncle Sam backs up an unsavory régime, however reluctantly, America must be denounced in the strongest words possible. No excuses!

When it is anybody else, whether the EU or France (as John Rosenthal notes), we must all be made to understand that it is only because of the circumstances and because dialogue must be retained at all levels and because they are thinking of humanitarianism and solidarity and becaause blablabla and blablabla…

Taking it to another level

4 buses torched in one night (one was first hijacked and driven around by an armed gang). French youths have decided to up the violence a notch. Cars are for small time hoods and anyway, torching cars is like soooooooo 2005. So, French youths are movin' on up.

Prime Minister Villepin has promised swift and exemplary justice against those committing these felonies and refuses that any part of France should not be controlled by the State. Mouarf !!!

The most spectacular incident took place at 1AM between Bagnolet and Montreuil. A gang of 10 pistol wielding hooded youths boarded the bus. One of the assailants placed his gun on the side of the bus driver's head and ordered him to get out of his seat. The gang commandeered the bus, drove it a short distance and torched it in a neighboring suburb. Appropriately enough, the bus was torched at Montreuil's Lenin Square.


Never mind the burning cars, here's the torched buses

UPDATE: Reports now claim a tally of 3 torched buses. Patience, patience. They're just getting started.

The height of Elegance and Sophistication



Now if they could only spell.

- chapeau to Georges in Baghdad.

A little more like Gaza every day

Libération PropagandaStaffel explains that rampaging French youths in Grigny commandeered a bus and torched it to "avenge their fathers" who had been carded (ie. their identity cards were checked) while smoking in a local hooka bar. On Tuesday night French State TV, Clementine Hautaine (stuck up French bitch with a dyke-do who is associated with the French Communists) explained to anyone who would listen that these rampaging French kids are fully justified because they are getting short changed by the US-led globalisation push towards free markets. She then verbally attacked French comic Jean-Marie Bigard for supporting Nicolas Sarkozy because Sarkozy shook hands with George W. Bush.

Just in case you're into prissy, stuck up 50-somethings

Claire Chatte-Sale, TF1 news anchor, has managed to get a pseudo-biography about her banned from publication. Now if she could only stop the spead of HDTV, she would ban her own crows' feet and other wrinkles from our TV screens.

French FM changes his opinion on Israeli separation barrier

That's because they'd like to build one around Paris to keep out the French youth chères têtes blondes. Except they won't call it an Apartheid Wall then. They'd probably call it the Solidarity Wall, or the Citizen's Wall of the Ripoublika or some such Orwellian sounding rubbish.

It's a turf war

What's happening with France's chères têtes blondes? 50,000 riot police will be on standby to deal with the deprived depraved youth during their school break. The kids have been successfully probing here and there for the last 2 weeks and the usual parade of Leftist French politicos is gracing the nation's TV screens explaining to anyone who will listen that this is all the fault of out-of-kilter wealth distribution.

Étendards

over Afghanistan…

What’s that about the impropriety of exporting democracy?

The hypocrites are at it again:

”[Parliament] calls on the European Commission and the EU member states to take a principled and consequent stand in the negotiations on a new Partnership and Cooperation Agreement (PCA)...with a view to placing democracy, human rights and freedom of expression at the core of any future agreement and instituting a clear mechanism to monitor implementation," the formal resolution said.
But as usual, the higher principals, the dreams, the hopes, the better angels of their spirit snuff the tender budding flower of decency before it can poison the European view of itself which is otherwise so eager to mention just how much more humanistic is is than the rest of humanity:
The Finnish EU presidency also took great pains not to offend the Russian leader at its Lahti dinner, while the European Commission continues to focus on getting access to Russian gas and oil for EU firms and building new pipelines to Kazakhstan, Turkmenistan and Uzbekistan.
So much for all that. Must be about another pipeline then, eh fat boy?the fuse is lit!


Wednesday, October 25, 2006

How Unwise of Bush to Wage a War for Oil…

Why couldn't the president and his fellow neocons open their minds and listen to the wise voices of France, its fellow peace camp countries, and the UN (merci à Hervé) when they collectively explained that their sound and sensible opposition to Bush's unwise war against Saddam Hussein was due to their experience, their sagacity, and their knowledge of the horrors of war?

Penetrating Journalism

A recent random look at a Egyptian newspaper leaves one with little hope. The headlines:

3 stories about Mubarak which contained no news, at least not from this decade –

- “Mubarak: the liberation of the Sinai, a turning point in history”
(if memory serves, they lost.)

- “Mubarak: Egypt advances on the irreversible course of global reform”

- “Interview with Mubarak: Egypt refuses the classification of nations into moderade and radical.”

All that and some further speaking in Runes meant to look like actual news. There are also a page of sports, some fashion, TV, weather, a few ads. The only other items of news other than a short article about Condoleeza Rice failng to leave Jerusalem with anything, don’t even com in the form of articles. Five 150 word-long blurbs fall under the headings: UNIFIL. Iraq, Darfour, Gaza (a hit-piece about Israel), and Israel (another hit-piece about Israel).

It also included this incredibly lame but revealing cartoon:

Tuesday, October 24, 2006

Like a kind of Jerusalem for bad ideas.

Nowhere else can one discover that everyone else on earth is so completely unoriginal. Both for good and bad, we discover the auspicious history of the town of town of Montargis:

The men and women met in the Durzy gardens behind the Town Hall, where a wall was used for their propaganda posters. It was here in July 1920 that Cai Hesen -- the leading theoretician -- set out a programme for the "salvation of China" which the next month he urged in a letter to Mao.

"It is known as the letter of August 13th, and it proposed the creation of a Chinese Communist Party. Mao signalled his approval and the following year the party was set up," says Wang.
Then I guess it should come as no surprise that the CCP killed 77 million of their own people.
- Thanks to Val
the fuse is lit!

It’s really best not to ask why. I don’t.

From the womens’ section of your local Pharmacie: 3 day deodorant.


Maybe it’s for those weekends when they're getting
used up by a gang of filthy little felchers.

En France, la plupart des journalistes ont intériorisé des règles qui se fixent et qui font que les choses dérangeantes, on n'en parle pas

On peut dire que plus un organe de presse ou un média est aux ordres de l'oligarchie dirigeante, plus il emploie d'euphémismes
writes Eric Hazan in Le Monde.
Je pense qu'il y a une intériorisation de la censure. Il n'y a pas de censure au sens habituel du terme. Mais la plupart des journalistes ont intériorisé des règles qui se fixent et qui font que les choses dérangeantes, on n'en parle pas ou en utilisant le langage que j'ai essayé de décrire dans mon livre, la LQR, qui aplatit, anesthésie, qui crée le consensus.

Some tourists develop paranoia, others lose their marbles altogether.

A sophisticated culture runs headlong into those charming traditions of another one:

PARIS (Reuters) - Around a dozen Japanese tourists a year need psychological treatment after visiting Paris as the reality of unfriendly locals and scruffy streets clashes with their expectations, a newspaper reported on Sunday.


The phenomenon, which the newspaper dubbed "Paris Syndrome", was first detailed in the psychiatric journal Nervure in 2004.

Bernard Delage of Jeunes Japon, an association that helps Japanese families settle in France, said: "In Japanese shops, the customer is king, whereas here assistants hardly look at them ... People using public transport all look stern, and handbag snatchers increase the ill feeling."
- Thanks to Ace of Spades and to ¡No Pasarán! reader Stavn
the fuse is lit!

Monday, October 23, 2006

Obviously Not Lost in a Taxi

Lost: a small terrier who disappeared on October 20th near my apartment in the 14th arrondissement. This gentle sweetheart is called Mohammed and isn’t the least bit dangerous.

- With thanks to Sebastian, who will
probably receive death threats shortly.

So Young, So Sensitive

After a bus was set on fire by about thirty young people in the town of Grigny on Sunday afternoon, bus drivers on Monday have refused to drive routes through large, sensitive district, saying that they need more safety. “It had a psychological impact on the [transit] workers”, said a union representative.

- from Le Figaro

Pancho's Permanent Lapse of Reason

” ...We have to contact our allies in the region...”
“ ...Who, Saddam Hussein?... “
That’s the “ally” the U.S. fough two wars against, but no matter. Once with France.

Letters to the Editor

Pierre Derouche (citoyen français):
I am opposed to Turkey’s entering the European Union and I have much sympathy for the numerous Armenians [in France] who have become more French than the Duponts and the Durands. But what does the PS [Socialist Party] think it is doing in seeking to punish as criminals those who refuse to admit the existence of a genocide against the Armenians? Why not also punish those who deny the mass crimes of Stalin, Mao or Pol Pot (and they are numerous)? Why not also fine or send to prison those who have dared to claim that no plane crashed into the Pentagon in September 2001? When will our representatives begin treating us as adults? We are old enough to research subjects of this nature ourselves and to form our own opinions. It is in guaranteeing that the necessary documentary evidence is available – both for and against a given proposition – that we will make democracy work, not by threatening heretics.
Jean-Louis Caccomo (maître de conférences
en économie à l'université de Perpignan):
Il a belle allure, le déclin américain, périodiquement annoncé (souhaité ?) par nos intellectuels en lutte... La France devrait se mobiliser à l'ONU pour demander que soient appliqués des quotas dans l'attribution des prix Nobel reflétant plus justement la diversité culturelle dans le monde. Mais les astrophysiciens, chimistes, biologistes ou économistes du monde entier qui veulent travailler sérieusement (avec des moyens réels) et librement (en toute indépendance, car une science manipulée n'est plus une science), où trouvent-ils meilleur asile si ce n'est aux Etats-Unis ?
(Unfortunately, the letters amount to tokens.)

The revolution will not be televised ...

... it will be driven through your filthy French hearts. Gratuitous violence is up 12% and knife attacks are up in the greater Paris area (but authorities won't give out hard numbers on knife attacks so as not to panic the poor paternalized populace). Happy Ramadan, scumbags.

See, Leftism Actually CAN be Cured.


- Shukran to Frank.

I love anniversaries

Looks like this year's riots will be in broad daylight. On Sunday at 2PM, French youths boarded a city bus in Grigny (shithole Paris suburb), forced the passengers to get out, and torched it. At 6:30PM, police were still at the scene in an attempt to "secure the area". French cop and evident super-sleuth Jean-François Papineau (you can't make up a name like that) declared that the attack "was deliberate". Firemen arriving at the scene were pelted with rocks and other objects.

It's a bug, not a feature

Just like appeasement, surrender, and structural unemployment, the French Intidafa is permanent.

Sunday, October 22, 2006

Beirut, 23 October 1983

"Our former warriors have now joined a long line of Soldiers of the Sea who have given their lives in the service of a grateful nation,"

- Former President Ronald Reagan.



It was actually the second deployment of United States Marines to Lebanon, each time to guarantee a peace. In 1958 the effort was to cut off an attempted putsch by the Syrians disposing of their own Marxist rabble-rousers, and staging a series of violent attacks on civilians to cause factional violence. The effort eerily similar to what the former Iraqi elements, and in all likelihood the Syrians Mukharabat, as well as the Iranians are trying to do to Iraqi civilians today.

In 1983, the effort was to give a new opportunity to the possibility of peace by making safe the exit of both the Israeli Army and the forces of the PLO from Lebanon. The newly created Hizballah would have none of it. The prospect of stability gave them no way to exert their power over the beaten and struggling Lebanese civilians. That method of operation remains one that they use to this day.





"The whole idea of knowing that this person gave his life for something he truly believed in," said Perry, reiterating words spoken by 1st Sgt. James Richard, "how the flood of memories of that person burned into your mind, is lost in people who have never experienced it."

- Former Defense Secretary William Perry



241 U.S. Marines and 58 French paratroopers were lost. UK Royal Marines ran to their aid along with the French and American survivors, Lebanese civilians, and Lebanese Army and Police.




Seduced by unproved methods that amounted to little more than leftist mumbo-jumbo about “an image of provocation”, Americans and French forces took a grave risk by taking a non-threatening posture by being lightly armed and protected. The price they paid for trusting those who gave that indulgent nonsensical advice was dear, and it also caused a sea change in American diplomatic and military tactics. Those inclined to ordain America a hegemon and provocateur have none other than Hizballah’s uncompromising, cruel, murderous methods that lead nowhere to thank.

These men, the dead and the survivors should never be forgotten. Hizballah should never be forgiven. Their victims need not merely be added to Hizballah’s larger trophy death-toll. Even then, the US was taunted not to retaliate, and accused of wanting revenge for the sake of their emotions. They needed to retaliate to remove their incentive to do it again. And they did it again, and again – from Argentina to northern Israel to the rampage they wought on most of Lebanon.

Popular wisdom ...

... or not. Money talks, bullshit walks.

Buying up that strategic goat-cheese production.

Another great buy to go with those casinos.

On their planet, they call this comedy

The goofy, clueless left in the UK, for all their crackpot logic about diversity (celebrating something that simply exists whether they “celebrate” it or not), has no clue when it comes to respecting religion or other cultures for that matter.

I'm sure the actress in the veil will get death threats. The whole sketch makes fun of the whole 'my veil is my identity' thing.
The veiled woman counts off all the cosmetics she no longer needs to apply to her face - she just does up her eyes. She says she also enjoys the veil because she knows that every man who sees her is dieing to see what she looks like naked.


Fellow diner agrees and says he himself is indeed wondering. And says that if the government ever banned him from driving his Bentley (which he feels defines who he is), he would become a suicide bomber. The woman in the veil says 'Yes, there are limits.'


She gives in - got to have a drink. They are British, after all. Later, she has taken off the veil and her husband (not in either pic) asks her to put it back on. She yells at him, calling him an infidel. The four people at the table applaud after she does it and the husband is clearly working up a woody.

Barely funny, but all done in the name of entertainment, if that's what you can call it.

Expect Channel 4's studios at Broadcast House to be burned down by certain members of a religion C4 keeps apologizing for otherwise.

- with thanks to alert reader Valerie.
the fuse is lit!


Saturday, October 21, 2006

La racaille: you're either with them or against them

Urban guerilla tactics being used in France's suburban turf wars pitting French kids against cops.

Is it soup yet?

Ahmadinejad warns of 'boiling wrath'.

Brilliant

Meet theNews Sniffer. Not a blog, not a news site, but a change tracker for censored comments and stealth edits.

Smashing stuff.

- Via my hero(ine), Natalie of Biased-BBC.

French Intifada

French youths are keeping all the goodies on a slow burner just waiting until the situation is just right. Don't worry about the 500 pound Islamic elephant waiting in the corner and please parrot the State Party Line©: the kids are depraved because they're deprived.

The Al-Dura Affair: Fabrication Nation

TelChaiNation on France2’s getting a child killed to provide drama for the camera:

At another point, a boy faked a leg injury, but instead of drawing big kids who could pick him up and rush him past the cameramen to an ambulance, he only attracted little kids. He shooed them away, looked around, and, seeing that no one was coming to evacuate him, straightened up and walked away without a limp. An Israeli cameraman working for France2 who was watching the film with me and Enderlin at the time, laughed at this point. When I asked him why, he said, “because it looks so fake.” “That’s my impression as well,” I responded. Enderlin responded, “Oh, they do that all the time. It’s their cultural style. They exaggerate.”
To the sensationalist, ideologically driven press, human life is cheap.


Eyes wide shut: meet the face of evil.

An even shoddier news outfit playing on France2’s problems by saying their news is more “real.” Using a fad-in, fade-out montage of images, the video includes the implication that US soldiers in Iraq commonly kill innocent civilians.

Bientôt au Quai Branly

The face of today's Fwance. More suburban monkey business as police are continually ambushed with impunity.

Pressing their advantage (International edition)

Iran to Europe: forget the Jews and you won't get hurt. "America is far away, but you are neighbors." Can Europe be a poodle to Russia and to Iran at the same time? Who will hold the leash?

Pressing their advantage (French suburban edition)

The French Intifada continues apace as suburban racaille step up the pressure on law enforcement to see how far they can go [Ed. - the response is "very far"]. In Orléans, an unmarked police vehicle was hit by 2 Molotov cocktails and police had to fire rubber bullets to fight off the thugs. Hit-and-run attacks against French police are now becoming an almost daily occurrence. As usual, the French preSS and pédé-bloggeurs put this down to Sarkozy's provocations and other socio-economic mumbo-jumbo, and not -- shudder the thought -- anything to do with France's second most popular religion. After all, serious French polls conducted by authorized French pollsters who have never set foot in a French suburb all indicate that these chères têtes blondes all claim to be good French citizens just chomping at the bit to play their part in the Universalist and Secular Utopia that is the Repoublika Franska.

In Europe, you can say anything you want ... really!

As long as it's insipid, bland, unthreatening, and in accordance with the State Party Line©.

Her master's voice

Zeropeans adopt their role as Putin's poodles in order to keep their hovels and favelas warm and comfy. ... et moi qui croyais qu'ils se tenaient bien au chaud rien qu'avec leurs lumières zéropéennes.

Friday, October 20, 2006

The French rediscover their balls ...

... when it comes to threatening Jews. French Defense Minister Michele Alliot-Marie has her Fofana moment.

Next week's Friday edition will contain editorial commentary by Magilla Gorilla

Libération PropagandaStaffel, while it continues its death spiral towards bankruptcy, is desperately latching on to any gimmick in an effort to boost sales. Today, to mark the anniversary of last year's Muslim Suburban Riots, the newspaper decided to hand over the editorial direction for one day to the stewardess bashing, chimp beating, French rap mogul Didier Morville (Joey Starr). Today's edition was littered with editorial commentary from this distinguished representative of La Repoublika Franska des Zarzélettres (set apart from the rest of the content with titles typeset in graffiti tag fonts -- see link above).

How the West was won



This performance, which is really just one long wardrobe malfunction, goes out to the guys at 5 Years Later.

“Contre la barbarie, le soutien à Robert Redeker doit être sans reserve”

A petition: Against barbarism and in complete support of Robert Redeker.

Bush Has Brought Chaos to Iraq

Listen to reason, listen to the reason of the peace protesters, American and foreign nationals alike: As Cécile Hennion confirms, America has brought chaos to Iraq.

Chasing Jeff Spicoli

Attempting to impose their notions of citizenship on foreigners, the editors couldn't be in love with a lamer American.



Otherwise they prefer image over reality, and don’t use the word much when it comes to what a good citizen should do to be called one.
the fuse is lit!

French State TV

French State TV is all about yearly State TV taxes financing blood libel and fabricating the truth. Sort of a "All the news that's fit to rig" operation.

Thursday, October 19, 2006

Aujourd’hui hier



Is it just me, or do you smell something burning?

Don't get my hopes up

The Shape of Things to Come in Europe.

Crossing the Atlantic with a Koran in hand: "Islam and terrorism have become intertwined in the collective subconscious"

A hijab left only the oval of my face exposed - my blond hair was covered, pulled back in a tight bun - and I was wearing an ankle-length skirt. For good measure, a copy of the Koran stuck out of my handbag.
In a typical mainstream media article, Katrin Bennhold dresses up as a Muslim and crosses the Atlantic Ocean in a flight from Washington to Paris. Although hardly anything happens — most officials and fellow travelers, both in the airports and on the plane, show her no disrespect (they even know Muslim customs) — the International Herald Tribune's Paris correspondent discovers that, needless to say, any (rare) example to the contrary (such as a remark) speaks
loudly about how Islam and terrorism have become intertwined in the collective subconscious.
In order to make this hardly-a-story an article, the German journalist must go to other sources, documenting how unfairly Muslims have been, and are, treated in the West and getting feel-good quotes such as the one ending the piece. Never mentioned, of course, whether by herself or the complaining Arabs she interviews, is how non-Muslims are treated in Muslim societies and whether there might not be a modicum of common sense (at least, in this day and age, i.e., that of Mohammed Atta) in racially profiling people whose brothers regularly call for the death of the West.

But... but I thought they cared?

Check it out – the über-moonbats at Courrier International cover WaPo’s statement of what’s been rather obvious with a light touch. Having been hyperventilating over the Gitmo prisoners, they bury this little gem:

Regularly, the United States is challenged over the Guatanamo Bay prisoners who are supposed terrorist and are called “enemy combatants”, and do not enjoy Geneva convention rights. It’s good to close Guantanamo, certainly, but what to make of the prisoners? According to The Washington Post, in spite of their calls to the closing of Guantanamo, several European countries refused the transfer of prisoners on their territory.
As for that great, self-stated love of “human rights” for anyone who appears remotely opposed to U.S. interests, WaPo wrote this unsurprising stance of the Europeans:
Other European governments, which have been equally vocal in assailing Guantanamo as a human rights liability, have also balked at accepting prisoner transfers. A Turkish citizen who was born and raised in Germany was finally permitted to return from Guantanamo in August, four years after the German government turned down a U.S. proposal to release him.

In addition, virtually every country in Europe refused to grant asylum to several Guantanamo prisoners from China who were not being sent home because of fears they could face political harassment there.
Can you smell that, son? Can you smell the mendacity?

All it is, is more of the usual European bleating about what they WISH could happen, while making no effort whatsoever to achieve it.
"We think countries whose nationals are in Guantanamo ought to take responsibility for them," Bellinger [the State Department's chief legal adviser] said. "We have also, in certain cases, encouraged European governments to see if they would be eager to take detainees of other nationalities."

So far, there have been few takers.
This, behind all the dramatic foot-stomping and fist-shaking we find:
"It was a shame what happened," said one of his [the German national’s] attorneys, Bernhard Docke. "It was a kind of excuse for being passive and just watching what was going on. If Germany had done something then, it would have kept him from having to spend another four years in Guantanamo."
Surprised?the fuse is lit!


Les distractions sont si rares







fuse is lit!


Play the game, bleed a beast

And they’re so often gored in the bathtubs in crappy apartment buildings. Otherwise this pleasant description from the heart of the caliphate’s province of Belgium still piques ones’ interest.



The lucky winner gets: a new kitchen (cabinets and appliances), two-way plane tickets, a sheep, 'Ramadan cooking for sharing' cookbooks.the fuse is lit!

Monday, October 16, 2006

Sunday, October 15, 2006

Plan B: Iran, I ran so far away.

Hiding in among the usual EUtopia-ese

The WEU Assembly and the European Interparliamentary Space Conference (EISC) are jointly holding a conference on space, defence and European security in Kourou, French Guiana from 19-22 September 2006, at the invitation of the European Space Agency (ESA), the French space agency (CNES) and Arianespace. Numerous members of the national parliaments of European countries, as well as representatives of the European Parliament and the EU Military Staff and Satellite Centre, will be attending, alongside leading figures from Europe’s space industry. The conference will address the various aspects of a European Space Policy having regard to security and defence, with a particular focus on the technological and industrial capacities needed to achieve such a policy.
It sounds like they’re seeing if they have the capacity to mount a missile defense program, or at the very least a serious remote-sensing capability.

If they can get a grip on the usual adolescent bickering over “how many jobs are doled out where”, they might manage something.

French humor

Canal+'s Guignols show American financial traders scheming with Islamic terrorists in order to rig world markets.

It's a turf war, and French cops are losing

French cops trapped and sandbagged.

It's a French trend

This seems rather tame from a country where a best selling book contained a storyline having World Trade Center employees engaging in orgies in the burning Towers just before they came down. And since plagiarizing is a French National Pasttime, Groland (a French satirical program on Canal+), had a sketch for the 5th anniversary of 9-11 with FDNY firefighters ducking into WTC stairwells with buxom secretaries to catch quickies before the Towers came down.

Y'a Bon en Ripoublika Banania

On the Left, Ségolène Royal declares that "the Capitalists must be scared" (suffit de zieuter un peu sa tronche glaciale pour avoir froid dans le dos) and she will soon submit proposals to do just that. This in a country, where the President on the Right, has already equated the damage done by communism with the damage caused by Free Markets. The goose-stepping State Party Line©, the same for all Parties like its made in the same French State-run factory, is moving ahead. Radio Fwance: one frequency, all the time.

Here come da' judge

French kids charged with "contempt of court" after making fun of Chiraq. French law defines the President as head judge of the country Repoublika Banania or something, thereby neatly rendering all mockery of the President and his office the same thing as contempt of the highest court in the land. Not a bad racket.

Légiferant sur l'utilisation des claquemerdes

More coddling of diverse sensitivities, more directives as to what is double-plus-ungood, and ever more shutting down of free speech in Ripoublika Banania.

... La nature des débats pâtit évidemment de ce confort matériel, bien mal réparti sans doute : cinquième semaine de congé et RTT, âge de la retraite et augmentation de la taxe foncière n’incitent pas aux grandes envolées lyriques ou aux prophéties apocalyptiques. On commence seulement à prendre conscience de la profondeur des enjeux sociaux économiques actuels.

Et puis, surtout, les haines sont interdites, les excès sanctionnés et les gros mots réprimés. Un mot en trop ou en moins sur les homos, les immigrés, les casseurs, les brûleurs de voitures, les colonialistes, les marchands d’esclaves des siècles passés, les massacres atroces estampillés « génocides », et vous voilà montré du doigt quand ce n’est pas traîné devant les tribunaux.

Une magnifique existence s’ouvre à nous, aseptisée sans doute, mais surtout insipide, craintive, ligotée. ...


-- Pierre Rigoulot, préface de France Intox chez Editions Underbahn.

"Police say it might have been stolen for the metal"

Sure, and monkeys will come flying out of my ass:
A bronze monument near Paris commemorating the 1915 massacre of Armenians by Ottoman Turks has been destroyed just two days after France's parliament passed a bill that would make it a crime to deny the genocide.

A local member of the Armenian church in Chaville, a town near Paris, said the heavy bronze sculpture was wrenched off its pedestal late Friday night or early Saturday morning.

Saturday, October 14, 2006

A Pleasant, Caring Society to Be Born In

What the AFP isn't telling you about the woman who murdered three of her newborn babies is that she is — or was, rather — an assistante maternelle (!) at a lycée, the type of outfit that makes European society oh so much more humanistic, so much more solidaristic, and so much more caring than America's clueless, egotistical, dog-eat-dog society…

How to talk to a European leftist, if you must

When polluting the minds of the locals, make sure to use the occasional religiously based allegory. It works especially well while discussing minor points of their stated pacifism with a leftist anarchist throwing a chair through a plate glass window.
Ex.: “wouldn’t it be better to teach a man to fish?,” and that sort of thing. Also ask them why there is no explosion of enthusiasm when there is a broadly publicized murder in the US, a nation of 300 million people, and no call to “understand the vast majority of peaceful Americans” when so many “social commentators” are prepared to claw each others’ eyes out to be the first to mention “the vast majority of peaceful muslims” when, say, a huge ugly mob marches after coordinated Friday sermons in Pakistani mosques or a nun gets shot?

DumbJohn, as usual, inspires:

Incidents like this allow the MSM to ram home another of the chattering classes favourite points, namely the evil of guns. Hell, the only way they could have worked themselves into more of a self-righteous snit would be if the killer had been driving round the school in a 4x4. The funny thing is that the same MSM which claims that the gun is at the very centre of US culture, act as though the Koran and the Hadiths are just a set of vague suggestions, completely unrelated to any current events, in fact hardly worth bothering with at all.


Sassy youthes singing: “give peace a chance” and
“I just wanted to say I love you in a song.”

Friday, October 13, 2006

Le Palais de la BD à la Conciergerie

The authors of General Leonardo will be signing their graphic novel at the Lire en Fête festival this weekend.

Erik Svane et Dan Greenberg dédicaceront leur nouvel album au Palais de la BD ce weekend.


Lire le résumé et voir un extrait de l'album…

Know the enemy

Two-faced, fork tongued, double language speaking Tariq Ramadan. Ramadan has a large following among Western touchy-feely types. Ramadan declared on French State TV that the continued stoning of women (a method approved of by his Islamist activist brother, for example) should be subject to a moratorium and debated before the oumma, Ramadan waffling something to the effect that without a debate led by Muslim authorities, any condemnantion of such practices would be moot. Apparently, it is politically correct for Ramadan to insinuate that Muslims are bloodthirsty, simple minded savages that require education from enlightened beings. Recordings of Ramadan's incendiary speeches, spoken in Arabic, are best sellers in the France's suburbs and rank right up there with Daniel Pearl and Nick Berg snuff videos as the most prised elements of French youth popular culture.

Thursday, October 12, 2006

Thanks a million... or two



2 000 000 visits, and still no offers to join the editorial board of Socialist Worker newspaper. All three of us extend our thanks to our readers, especially the alumni and, um, imaginative commenters.

Now is the time at ¡No Pasarán! when we dance.

"No Niggers in Espirat"

"PAS DE NÈGRE À ESPIRAT, PREMIER AVERTISSEMENT"
While Europeans give lessons on racist harmony, international solidarity, and the meaning of dialogue and discussion to the clueless Yanks (all the while castigating the society that saw the birth of the Ku Klux Klan), Gérard Davet files a report from Espirat about the troubles undergone by a man variously described as a "SALE NÈGRE" and a "BATAR". (As it happens, François Phillippe is a métis (Madagascar father, English mother) who looks more white than anything else.)
"NEGRO TU VA CREUVE"
While racist actions in America would be comdemned hysterically in the harshest of languagues (smugness, snorts, sputtering, shouting, mockery, etc), lawyer Gilles-Jean Portejoie's reaction is of the typical hand-wringing, mortified, explanatory (there's-some-kind-of-explanation) kind when and where the Europeans themselves (like this… assistante maternelle (!) at a lycée) are concerned ("Cette affaire est révélatrice d'un climat, pense celui-ci, la déshumanisation touche aussi le tissu rural, et le racisme pousse sur ce terreau").
"LES NÈGRES AU BÛCHER, DEUXIÈME AVERTISSEMENT"
What I picked up from the Monde article, far from uninterestingly (and which I am not sure that Davet himself noticed), is that part (most? all?) of the resentment seems to have come from François Philippe's enthusiasm, individualism, can-do attitude, and work ethic.
Venu d'un village voisin, François Philippe construisait, seul, sa maison, depuis 2002. A mains nues, un peu à l'écart de la départementale qui traverse Espirat. Charpente, menuiserie, plomberie, électricité, il s'occupait de tout. C'était son rêve, son bonheur promis, pour héberger sa deuxième femme, Véronique, et Clément, né d'un premier mariage. … François Philippe continue à bâtir son rêve, pierre après pierre, la maison sort de terre, le couple et l'enfant s'installent dans les chambres.

Chaque week-end, chaque soir, l'homme travaille sur le chantier. Il choisit les meilleurs matériaux. En guise de poutres, il achète de gros rondins à Saint-Flour, qu'il fait sécher pendant trois ans avant de les placer avec soin, dans le salon. "Je n'ai pas pris de vacances pendant trois ans, ni ma famille d'ailleurs. Cette année, seulement, on a réussi à partir une semaine, à Noirmoutier."
No wonder they fire-bombed his house.

Hey Gim!



Listen to those bedwetting leftists for once, man!
Don’t you know that You can’t hug kids with nuclear arms?