Someone call Vince McMahon!

Survivor Series 2005 :

TransContinental Caliphate Championship:
La Ripoublika Franska -VS- The French Intifada
(with Jacques Chiraq)  (with a guy called 'Momo'
                       from the notorious Nine-Three)

Last Man Standing match:
Sarko             -VS-     Vilepine
(winner gets Presidential Title shot in 2007)

Bra & Panties & Djellaba match:
Les Pédés du 8ème -VS- Les Bouchers Islamiques
(avec Serge July         (avec Tariq Ramadan
 et la preSSe fwançaise  et la gôche altermondialiste)
 consensuelle)