Lead lined undies for 'Lil Kim on the viewing stand

The NorKs are getting ready to fumble, preparing for a nuclear weapon test, and will certainly use it to extort hard currency from China, Japan, the U.S., and South Korea.

«"The North Koreans have learned how to use irrationality as a bargaining tool," a senior source said.»

Kim Jong Il's viewing platform construction is said to resemble a disorganized and frenetic ant colony.

"No, Dear Leader, radiation cannot harm Stalinist übermenschen, really."