Wednesday, June 09, 2004

Answer: they both promise to take you around the world but wind up leaving you with your dick in your hands Réponse: le Charles de Gaulle et les nanas parisiennes ont plus d'un tour d'hélice au cul
Question: What do the Charles de Gaulle aircraft carrier and Parisian girls have in common?
Question: Quel rapport y-a-t'il entre le porte-avion Charles de Gaulle et les filles parisiennes?


Anonymous said...

Putain elle était bonne. En plus, dans la marine c'est tous des tafioles comme tu sais peut être.

Signé Raoul

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Anonymous said...

Now here we may be hitting on one of the reasons why it would have been foolish from the start to expect the French to give a hand in a real war over the last couple of years - or decades for that matter.

I have been told that the other aircraft carrier of the French navy either has been or is going to be de-commissioned. The De Gaulle requires a hell of a lot of maintenance so that when it comes back to Toulon or wherever it is based, the French cannot fight a war!!!

So, no need to plough through Jane's Defence weekly to plan your next war.

HOW TO PROCEED: if you declare a war against the French please check first with the petty officer or whichever pen-pusher has a copy of the maintenance schedule of the DeGaulle. you can then start naval operations at your own convenience and everything will be shipshape if I may say so!

Well Switzerland how about jumping on this golden opportunity to show that YOUR navy really has some mettle?

The coroner.

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