Thursday, August 24, 2006

Peasants with pitchforks retaliate against a morally repugnant elite

Angry French fishermen in their vessels (or wessels as Chekov would say) have ‘laid siege’ to the Rainbow Warrior. The Greenpeace vessel is on a mission to “highlight the alleged over-fishing of red tuna.”

Rainbow Warrior is being pursued for over-fishing public sympathy and poor color sense.

The fuse is lit!

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