Sunday, January 29, 2006

Shiny Happy People Laughing Smelly Angry Mallrats Howling

From Whacking Day: Paris is Burning Caracas is stinking

«"It's my third time in Caracas within the space of two years," said Kate Fox, a 21-year-old anti-globalisation activist who has travelled from Washington DC.

"Venezuela is without a doubt the new Mecca of the Left. It used be Havana, but Venezuela is definitely the place to hang out now if you're against capitalist exploitation."

[...]

However, street sellers in downtown Caracas have also realised the potential of exploiting the huge market for left-wing souvenirs.

Many of them have switched from selling pirated DVDs and CDs to T-shirts showing the face of President Chavez or old classics like Che Guevara.

[...]

"The Chavez T-shirt is my bestseller," says Luz Castillo, who owns a little stall next to the conference centre for the Caracas World Social Forum. "I've sold six shirts within the space of an hour. I'm making a profit of $7 per item."»
How DARE he! Doesn’t he realize that property is THEFT, (wagging finger in the air,) and that profit is the conspiracy founded by the world’s dumbest evil genius Chimpy MCHitlerburton-Pretzelchoker?!?

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