Dreams of a Glossy, Post-Democratic World

If fashion pimps ran the world, they would let people who are a monument to their own self-indulgent hype in the pop-culture run it.

Why isn’t Ah-nold on the list? Because he had to face a challenger in an actual election where people who just don't look good actually VOTE. He can’t be on a list of any sort of course – he’s conservative, silly.

Just what is it that curls the toes of equally vapid lefty Britons who read that tripe? They want their MTV.

The idea of appointing an adamant pacifist as minister of war isn’t just a warm, “humanistic thought” for which the thinker should be richly loved and rewarded for merely saying it, but would really do well off-off Broadway, which many such people who enjoy the victory of warm intentions could confuse for real life.