Thursday, January 19, 2006

Is Scott Burgess the Roaming Gnome? We report, you decide.

For those of you familiar with the advertisements, the frequency of leisure lizard Scott Burgess’ vacations have me convinced that he’s the Travelocity Gnome. In fact I think that the very quotable sounding “G.” prefix to his name is a silent plea to give away his cover.

Heavens me, even their/his appearance awes one in his deceptive skills. What’s more is that I believe I actually saw Scott electrocuting himself with an electric razor creatively improvised from a vintage Ronco appliance in a Motel 6 in Saskatchewan. I shudder at how he would mutilate himself with a Pocket Fisherman.

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