Wednesday, August 24, 2005

Freud called it penis envy

Lance went to France, and not to dance. And nobody hates a winner more than a culture of perennial whiners who just cant shut up.

The Lance then lanced:

«"Yet again, a European newspaper has reported that I have tested positive for performance enhancing drugs. Tomorrows LEquipe, a French sports daily, is reporting that my 1999 samples were positive. Unfortunately, the witch hunt continues and tomorrows article is nothing short of tabloid journalism.

The paper even admits in its own article that the science in question here is faulty and that I have no way to defend myself. They state: There will therefore be no counter-exam nor regulatory prosecutions, in a strict sense, since defendants rights cannot be respected.»
L'equipe deserves a spanking, but their editors might enjoy it too much.
Also worth a note, friends, is where TdF buried the actual winner on their website.

Paging Dr. Freud Paging Dr. Fein, Dr. Howard, Dr. Fein

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