Pass the Dutchie By the Left Hand Side

No wonder leftists are in wonder of Jihadists who want to "smash the system":

Among the various vegetable crops growing alongside the bin Laden compound in Abbottabad, Pakistan, a row of marijuana plants was also discovered by CNN reporter Nic Robertson.

I'm sure it was just for his, like glaucoma, man, not to mention to take away any ambition he had to see daylight or leave his crib.

Bin Laden's associates were also said to have regularly purchased Coca-Cola and Pepsi from the local market in Abbottabad, and the shopkeepers have told reporters that they didn't prefer one over the other and usually bought both in bulk at the same time.

Some local residents have further told reporters that they often would not return balls accidentally kicked over their walls by nearby children, opting instead to pay for their replacement.

I wonder if he had a special courier just to bring him Doritos too?