Do-it-yourself post-modern leftist dialectics

Select one phrase from each column of the table and impress your friends and comrades down at the Uni! In a few remaining feverish locales it might even get you elected to office!

Have fun kids, and don’t get to “reactionary,” if you know whit I mean! Wink, wink...

-	A	B	C	D
1	One might say	the struggle of the worker	must utilize and be functionally interwoven with	the nuanced solution
2	Ontologically speaking	the introduction of the class struggle narrative	maximizes the real probability of unregulated thought for	the anticipated degree of human malleability
3	On the other hand	the legal handling of criticism	add specific critical path events to	the acuteness of the conflict gradient
4	Based upon transnational considerations	employing the political utility of the masses	necessitates that urgent concideration be made of	the weakness of "democracy"
5	With a show of interest in human rights	the by-product of unregulated ideas	requires no rational analysis to conclude	the final output of message control
6	Indubitably	the unspoken anger	is further compounded by linking the idea that	the evolution toward a command economy
7	Beyond plebian comfort objectives	the meaninglessness of the individual's desires	presents extremely synergistic challenges to	the destruction of the acceptability of pluralism
8	Beyond the horizon of human intellect	the regulation of cultures by our cardes	requires the critical necessity to undermine	the study of expelling reactionaries
9	Socially thinking	the dynamic of post- modern analysis	imposes smothering constraints on	the creation of a politically useful class
10	In the final rationalization	the remandering of the power through humiliation	adds overriding constraints to	the final solution

4-6-8-7! Oh man, stop it! You’re killing me!