Yet More Sleaze: Pasqua's Right-hand Man in Big House Tonight

Former Interior minister Charles Pasqua's right-hand man Jean-Charles Marchiani was interrogated to-day by investigating magistrate Philippe Courroye who is leading several inquiries into illegal kickbacks.

Marchiani, a former spy, was placed in detention following his interrogation. He had benefited from immunity as an elected official in the European parliament but this changed following the defeat of the sovereigntists in June's European elections. Marchiani's immunity ended June 20.

Courroye suspects Marchiani of "influence peddling," "theft of public funds" and "concealing the profits of illegal weapons sales" relative to the inquiry into illegal sales of arms to Angola. Authorities are seeking to question and detain Marchiani in four other investigations, the first of which is a contract for Leclerc tanks signed with the German company Renk. Authorities allege Marchiani received 2.4 million deutschemarks as payment for facilitating the deal. Marchiani received he last installment in March of last year.

The second alleged crime relates to the awarding of a contract in the early 1990s between Vanderlande Industries SA and Aéroports de Paris to build a baggage delivery system at Roissy-Charles de Gaulle. Authorities suspect Marchiani of having split a commission with his brother Claude and with one of Pasqua's cousins. Marchiani allegedly received FF 9.7 million in a Swiss account. Investigators say he kept half for himself.

In the third matter relates to a money-laundering investigation opened in 2001 that soon widened to include Marchiani's wife who is now suspected of "concealment of aggravated embezzlement" and "aggravated influence peddling." (Yes, these are listed crimes). Lastly, Marchiani is suspected of having received illegal payments from contracts awarded to Sofremi, an arms export company that is effectively controlled by the Interior ministry.

Marchiani was also interrogated in January for "concealment of theft of public funds" in the matter of illegal commissions paid by oil giant Elf as part of contracts signed in Nigeria. Marchiani is alleged to have received US $ 5 million through an account held by a company in Liechtenstein. Again, he is thought to have kept half for him self and doled out the rest to associates.

UPDATE: In the comments, reader Sandy P. points out that I neglected to write "million" betwen 2.4 and deutschemarks. This has been corrected. Reader Martin A. also points out that "Pasqua was also one of the French names on Saddam's UN sponsored Oil for Food list, wasn't he?" Indeed. According to MEMRI's translation, "former French Interior Minister Charles Pasqua received 12 million barrels," though they add that, in an appearance of 1/27/04 on RFI, "Mr. Pasqua denied receiving anything from Saddam."

But see here for C. Bloggerfelle's translation of an analysis of the list by Horizon's editor-in-chief Véronique Maurus that appeared in Le Monde. She writes: "for all its faults, the list from the newspaper Al Mada is true. Evidence collected throughout the world as well as from oil circles cons[is]tantly confirms it."

Daily Bulletin

France to 'accept fair share of blame' The AFP is reporting that Rwanda's Foreign minister Charles Murigande is claiming that French FM Michel Barnier assured him during a meeting in Pretoria that Barnier was ready "ready to accept a fair share of the blame." "He also said France was not ready to accept an overstated role," said Murigande. NP readers will remember that the Rwandan government announced plans on Friday to establish a commission to determine France's measure of responsibility in the 1994 genocide. Lawyers to Seek Release of Guantánamo Four The AFP is also reporting that a Paris appellate judge will hear arguments by lawyers representing the four men who are seeking their release. The four are being held for "association with wrongdoers as part of a terrorist enterprise" and Mourad Benchellali and Nizar Sassi are also being investigated for "possession and use of false documents" after phony passports were discovered in their possession. They used the passports to gain entry to Afghanistan in 2001. In particular, the four are suspected of having participated in a Jihadi training and recruitment network. The judge's decision is expected in the coming hours. Sassi and Benchellali spent six months in Afghanistan. Brahim Yadel and Imad Achab Kanouni spent a year and a half there. The four were detained by American forces on the Afghanistan/Pakistan border in December 2001. They returned to France last Tuesday after being released from the Guantánamo and were placed under police observation and then transfered to prison in the night of Saturday to Sunday. The four have told their lawyers that they suffered treatments in Guantánamo similar to that visited on prisoners by US soldiers at Abu Ghraib prison in Iraq. Bank Robberies Drop by Half in 10 Years Le Figaro reports that armed robberies of banks are down a whopping 50% since 1994, representing a drop from 1,122 to only 589 armed bank robberies in 2003, when the crimes represented only 9.3% of all armed robbery in France. The total is seven and a half times fewer than occured in 1977. Le Figaro claims the drop is due to improved security 200 Gather at Defiled Saverne Cemetery The AFP reports that two hundred people have held a ceremony at the Jewish cemetery in Saverne that was found vandalized last Wednesday. Local elected officials and representatives of several religions were present for the ceremony called by the main Israelite Consistory of France and that of Bas-Rhin. "Nazism began with acts of this nature. Vigilance is necessary more than ever," said Alain Kahn, whose father's tomb was among those defaced. Mr. Kahn's father survived internment at Auschwitz. The Saverne prosecutor's office is expected to open an investigation.

Lebanese Committee Seeks to Save Al-Manar in France The Daily Star is reporting that a six-member committee has formed in Beirut with the intention of traveling to France to seek prevent the government from banning Hizbullah's satellite channel al-Manar from broadcasting over Paris-based satellite operator Eutelsat. Last month, France's High Council on Broadcasting (CSA) decided to ban the channel from broadcasting in France due to the violent and anti-Semitic nature of its programming. Last October, the channel ran a miniseries entitled Al-Shutat (diaspora) which purported to depict the history of the Jews from 1812 to 1948, including dramatizations of ritual murder. Following complaints lodged by the Representative Council of France's Jewish Institutions (Crif), CSA issued a finding that the broadcasts could constitute incitation to racial hatred and notified France's attorney general. Al-Manar, which has an estimated viewership of 200 million worldwide, famously broadcast a report making the slanderous assertion that Israel had supposedly had foreknowledge of the 9/11 attacks and, according to al-Manar, forewarned 4,000 of its nationals who allegedly worked at the Twin Towers and who, the report claimed, failed to show up for work that morning. French Troops Seal off Darfur The AFP reports that French troops have secured the Chadian/Sudanese border and have begun flying in relief supplies to the town of Abeche. Two hundred French troops are to patrol the border in cooperation with Chadian troops. French ambassador to Chad Jean-Pierre Bercot told the AFP that should the Janjaweed engage French troops, the former will be splattered on the desert. "Our capacity to react will be jointly decided with our Chadian partners. With our presence on the ground, we want to show we will be there to attest to any incursions by the Janjaweed before the eyes of all the world." NPR also reports. France has also expressed its condolences to the Paraguayan people following Sunday's deadly fire at a mall in the capital Asunción, which at last count had killed 340 people. French authorities announced that they would be extending unspecified aid to Paraguay in response.

Three Things Unexpected Pushing to Surface of Europe's Newspond

In spite of the August heat, John Vinocur is back in fine form, as always. Among other things, the International Herald Tribune reporter hits the European view of American politics on the head: the latter "sometimes seem to arrive in Europe refracted by dozens of fun-house distortion mirrors." He also describes the mindset of the European press perfectly: "its logic running that since intelligent Europe hates [George W Bush] so, how could any decent, non-fascistic American contemplate voting Republican?"

During late July and August, things unexpected, and sometimes very revelatory, have a way of pushing to the surface of the European newspond, rather like gases escaping the depths of dark water.

Herewith, three choice bubbles from the summer slough. You could call them doldrums reports.

• José Luis Rodríguez Zapatero, Spain's prime minister, says he does not want to talk about Islamic terrorism. … "I never talk about Islamic terrorism, but international terrorism," Zapatero told Le Monde in an interview marking his first 100 days in office.

A couple of background details enter here. Zapatero's Socialists got elected in March after a murderous Madrid railway station bombing that was undoubtedly planned by Islamic terrorists to affect the election's outcome. An extreme long shot before the attack, the Socialists had campaigned on the theme that Spain would pay for José María Aznar's backing of the United States in Iraq. …

A bit like newspapers that avoid the word "cancer" in obituaries with the explanation that they are sparing sensitive readers, Zapatero is keeping Islamic fundamentalists out of the discussion of terrorism because, he says, Islam is a religion with hundreds of millions of followers "which, like all the religions in the history of humanity, involves an element of religious fanaticism."

During his campaign, Zapatero promised to rush to Senator John Kerry's side this summer in trying to court Hispanic votes to oust the awful President George W. Bush. But after Zapatero pulled Spanish troops from Iraq, and was met with Kerry's sharp criticism, the call to Zapatero for help in Boston apparently never came. …

In the interview, Zapatero was full of praise for Dominique de Villepin, the former French foreign minister who was an American bugaboo on Iraq. But Villepin, now France's interior minister, uses these days the terrorism term that Zapatero doesn't like, although he does say that France's position during the Iraq war probably has helped narrow the danger of it in his country.

Zapatero, President Jacques Chirac and Chancellor Gerhard Schröder are planning a three-way summit in the autumn. By way of preparation, Zapatero may find it useful to note that beyond Villepin, Joschka Fischer, Germany's foreign minister, refers to "jihadist terrorism" as the "new totalitarianism" and the world's greatest danger.

Read about the news that Le Monde deliberately withheld in order to eulogize its hero, Zapatero.

• The bubbles up from doldrums sometimes contain information meant to rise with stealth and vanish without a pop. Governments release new tax rates on Saturday nights in August, and corporations disclose especially embarrassing personnel decisions on getaway Friday afternoons.

There's no good reason to suppose that the Organization for Economic Cooperation and Development was trying to slip anything by anyone when it chose the busiest vacation period to release a study unfavorably comparing the economy of the euro area to that of United States. … Basically, the report's point was that alongside the euro zone's self-image as a succès d'estime, its inequalities in living conditions were greater than those in the United States. That meant that if you superimposed economic disparities in American regions against the euro zone's standards, only two states and 2 percent of the American population would be eligible for the structural fund assistance, or European Union cash aid to regions, that a disadvantaged 25 percent of the euro area can claim.

To understate things, this was no great advertisement for the EU's notion of economic justice and prosperity through integration and convergence.

The report's most striking detail: "U.S. income per capita is 30 percent above the euro area's, and the gap is widening." Roughly the same ratio also applies to gross national product. …

• Of all the bubbles, there are those bearing fairly serious surprises.

…French media coverage of the not-terribly-cryptic Democratic National Convention was awaited with some interest. As it turned out, American politics, which sometimes seem to arrive in Europe refracted by dozens of fun-house distortion mirrors, came through to Paris in astonishingly straight shape.

Le Figaro, noting the two presidential candidates' strange similarities on Iraq and other American superpower concerns, wrote of the Democrats' platform: "You could almost think that the Democrats simply wrote in Kerry's name in place of Bush's." … Nominally right-of-center, but abhorring Bush from its French nationalist stance, Le Figaro even went so far as to say that "empathy with the average American remains Bush's great strong point and Kerry's weakness." And just about everybody noted that Michael Moore, France's Beloved Yank of the moment, was kept at arm's length from center stage at the convention.

Considering the extent to which Bush is usually treated with total contempt in the press here -— its logic running that since intelligent Europe hates him so, how could any decent, non-fascistic American contemplate voting Republican? — this kind of coverage served as a meaningful corrective.

And it left the almost startling mid-summer impression that if Kerry ever failed to beat the ogre, however counter-instinctive the thought here, a discernible, rational, even quite democratic American process just might be the cause.

Rush & Molloy

From to-day's Daily News (no link available):

Don't bring any attitude to the French consulate on E. 74th St.

"Persons applying for visas are requested to show due respect for Consular personnel," declared a sign by the front door of the New York consulate, until it was removed recently.

The sign also warned that "failure to do so will result in the denial of the application and denied entry into any of the Schengen countries [of the EU]."

"We took it down before it created any misunderstandings," explains Deputy Consul General Benedicte Contamin, who said the sign was intended to protect consulate workers. "Our staff had been insulted and threatened to the extent that we have had to call the NYPD."

The sign is now inside the street visa office.

I certainly hope this didn't involve any of you!

Three Jewish Youths Assaulted in Lyon Suburbs

The AFP reports

Three Jewish youths, aged 16 to 18 years, were kicked and punched Sunday night in the streets of Villeurbanne (Rhône) by a group of young persons of whom four have been detained, police sources said on Monday. Two of the victims will be unable to return to work for six days, according to a press release from the local police station. The police were able to intervene very quickly. The four [ "alleged" ?— D.] assailants are under observation at Villeurbanne police headquarters. Three of them are minors, according the same source. According to the local police station, "the victims had also been the victims of a similar assault several days earlier." According to the Representative Council of France's Jewish Institutions' (Crif) regional office in Rhône-Alpes, one of the victims was wearing a Kippa and a second wore a baseball cap with a Hebrew inscription on it. The aggressors were youths of Maghreban appearance, also according to Crif. Crif Rhône-Alpes president Marcel Amsallem told the AFP that the three youths had been attacked "because one of them wore a kippa, because they were Jews." One received blows to the ribs and in the mouth, the second, to the temples and the base of the skull and the third, in the cheek, according to Crif. The victims do not recall hearing insults of an anti-Semitic nature spoken during the assault. But, according to Crif, the mother of one of the assailants, interviewed in front of her home shortly after the assault, reportedly used the expression, "Dirty Jew." One of the victims of the assault also reportedly recognized in the group two or three youths who were involved in a brawl outside a Villeurbanne high school that occurred on May 13 during which anti-Jewish insults were heard, according to the same source.

Baldwin on Distrustful Countries and Group Thought

Concerning Cuba and other countries devoted to the single-minded group thought (such as mindlessly repeating the self-serving mantras that the American administration is the world's only [or main] threat today and that capitalism is the world's most terrible and inhumane system), today is the birthday of James Baldwin, the American novelist (1924-1987) who said that

It is very nearly impossible... to become an educated person in a country so distrustful of the independent mind.

and

When one begins to live by habit and by quotation, one has begun to stop living.

¡Caramba! …And How Well Would Fahrenheit 9/11 Fare in… Iraq?

The success of Michael Moore's latest movie keeps growing worldwide, most lately in Cuba, Libération is happy to tell us, where the government has been generous enough not only to allocate it no fewer than 120 movie houses throughout the island, but also to have Fahrenheit 9/11 transferred to DVD and have the movie shown on prime time by state television. Shouldn't we all be eternally grateful to Fidel Castro for being so generous as to have his island be open to works that are critical of (U.S.) government policy?

No doubts about it. Havana's humanistic government is incredibly generous. In the meantime, French newspapers quote Cuban voices that say that the film will hopefully convince Americans as to the evils of the Bush government and how it represents a menace to the entire world.

Of course, while Cuban officials, publications, and (therefore) citizens are busy ridiculing, shaking their heads at, and castigating America's government, they let their own government members off the hook. That is not dissimilar to what is happening in France, some cynical person might say, or in Germany or other countries around the globe.

As it happens, some dissidents expressed their regret that a similar movie over Fidel Castro could not (never) be shown (let alone filmed) in Cuba, but Libération scarcely printed anything concerning that piece of (non-)juicy info but a bland one-sentence line (no lively quotes, here). Let's not go too far into that, shall we, when Fidel Castro just happens to share the general point of view, that the Bush adminstration is the world's number one menace. Something that the island's citizens seem to echo. Of course, when you get a one-line mantra on the subject (and all others) all the time — one that is pleasantly self-serving — there is hardly much incentive for le citoyen individuel to seek out, let alone adopt, a different way of thinking and seeing. (N'est-ce pas, Messieurs et Mesdames les Français?)

In the meantime, while everybody makes a big fuss about how well the movie is doing worldwide, not least in the United States iself, I sit here wondering how well the movie would be doing when (and if) shown in Baghdad. But as far as I know, there are no plans to show the film in Iraq. I suppose Moore and company will shout about conspiracies and propaganda. As for myself, I wonder whether it doesn't have to do with his display of daily life under Saddam Hussein as a near-bucolic paradise…

The Dhimmicrappers had a Convention bounce, in Fwance	Les dhimmicrottes ont bien rebondi dans les sondages suite à leur Convention, en Fwance

... or then again you could vote for the Dhimmicraptic Party	... ou bien vous pouvez voter pour le Parti Dhimmicrotte
'We will destroy you.' Whaddya' gonna do, sue their asses? America will be safe when the last Mullah is strung up by the entrails of the last radical Imam ...	'Nous vous détruirons.' Et vous allez faire quoi, leur coller un procès un cul? L'Amérique sera à l'abri quand le dernier Mollah sera pendu avec les entrailles du dernier Imam extrémiste ...

Kerry thought he had the US Marines double parked outside ...	Kerry croyait qu'il avait les US Marines garés en double file ...
... but the Marines told him to take it on the arches.	... mais les Marines lui ont dit de se casser.

Listen to All the Problems Uncle Sam Hath Wrought for the Iraqis

Oh Lord, what have we done?! It is nauseating! That's the only word that can be used to describe all the problems Iraqis face in the wake of unilateralist America's unnecessary war against he-wasn't-so-bad-that- discussion-couldn't-have-solved-all-the-problems Saddam Hussein. Although there are some good news presented in the first of the paragraphs, of course, the second para is so full of devastatingly sad news, the tears well up in my eyes. Oh, Lord: why couldn't those simplistic Americans — sob — have refrained from intervening in Iraq?!…

…we can see how Iraqi family monthly income is expanding and they are using it to make life easier and full of prosperity.
What may back up my criteria is what is going on in the ISX (Iraq Stock eXchange). Things there are more than good, its terrifying good. Nobody expected to close deals in one day with the same value of what he used to close in three months work, and investors are trying to find themselves a broker who isn’t so occupied with deals.

Among all that good things we have problems like electricity shortage because of what we became capable to buy, traffic jam because of hundred thousands cars entered the market with low prices, and also because of the many check points made by the new Iraqi National Guards who made a great difference in the security situation and many more problems like those which we should be happy with and thankful for whoever are trying to build a good future for Iraq & Iraqis.

Tidbits

Graffiti spray-painted on a wall in the Minguettes housing project in Vénissieux, near Lyon, praise Osama bin Laden and declare in Arabic, "There is no God but God, and Muhammad is his prophet." — Jean-Philippe Ksiazek/Agence France-Presse

A French judge has ordered that the Guantánamo Four be held following their release from the US military base. Nizar Sassi, Mourad Benchellali, Imad Kanouni and Brahim Yadel are now under formal investigation, which in France allows for detention without formal charges, kind of like... never mind. Defense lawyers say this is a goodwill gesture by Paris in Washington's direction though the detention came at the request of anti-terror magistrates Jean-Louis Bruguière and Jean-François Ricard, at least one of whom (Bruguière) is an outspoken critic of the Iraq war. The Times' crack reporter in Paris, Craig S. Smith, has filed an interesting report today on the Benchellali family. The father, Chellali, and two of Mourad's brothers are currently being held in a high-security French prison on suspicion planning chemical and biological attacks in Europe. The Benchellalis live in Vénissieux, which has an unemployment rate of 33% and where Algerian imam Abdelkader Bouziane spoke in favor of wife beeting, prompting his hasty explusion which was soon followed by his grudging readmission to France. Smith's report makes for gripping reading. He may not be able to translate French into genuine English ("...mortal to the simple touch" should of course be "lethal on mere contact" or something like that) but one thing's for damn sure, no French reporters are doing this sort of work in the US. *** The Beeb is reporting that the Rwandan government will establish a commission to investigate possible French complicity in the Rwandan genocide of 1994. Given the increasingly dictatorial nature of Rwandan society and the nefarious activities of the Kagamé government, don't expect the commission's probity to be too far ranging or that its findings will be anything other than political instruments. For more information, see my two exhaustive posts on recent developments. *** As Delaware's Joe Biden gleefully pointed out on Meet the Press this morning , Nato members have agreed terms to begin assisting in the training of Iraqi police, though Biden failed to mention that France did in fact exact the concession that the Nato mission not be under US command. It's called negotiating. On the other hand, France certainly lost out on Friday during EU negotiations on a common European position for the current WTO summit in Doha. All 24 of the council's other members refused to follow France's proposed opposition to the new WTO package, which has apparently succeeded as rich and poor nations have at last come to an agreement on how to slash trade subsidies and open up export markets (unlike last years summit in Cancún, which collapsed, earning it the nickname "Can'tcún"). The French representatives present on Friday, Commerce minister François Loos and Agriculture minister Hervé Gaymard, raised their hands when Dutch Finance minister Jan Brinkhorst asked the assembly if anybody had a problem with the draft resolution as it stood. The French delegates did not explain their objections and Loos raised only procedural matters, which brought a rebuke from German Finance minister Wolfgang Clement. EU Business quoted an anonymous source who accused the French delegates of "playing the procedural game because they do not have the support required to block an agreement." The potential reasons for opposition to the agreement became apparent to-day as French farmer's reacted to being exposed to competition on the open markets. The AFP reports that Jean-Michel Le Metayer, president of the National Federation of Growers' Unions (Fédération Nationale des Syndicats d'Exploitants Agricoles, FNSEA), France's largest farmers union, complained in muted terms, calling the deal "unbalanced." *** Yesterday was the 867th anniversary of the death of Louis VI, known as "The Fat One." His son and successor, Louis VII, "The Young One," began the disastrous "Second Crusade" in 1147 which failed two years later.

The AP reported on Saturday that French judicial sources believe that the body of a French national has indeed been found in Fallujah, as first reported by Le Figaro in its edition of the same day. The Paris prosecutor's office may open an investigation into this matter when the man's identity has been established. *** On Thursday, France welcomed Israeli PM Sharon's recent statements praising France's struggle against anti-Semitism as exemplary. "We have taken notice of the Israeli prime minister's remarks of this Wednesday, praising France for its determined actions in the matter of the struggle against anti-Semitism, which [Mr. Sharon] says are exemplary. [...] Naturally, we observed this with satisfaction." Sharon made the remarks on greeting 200 French Jews who had arrived in Israel and planned to make Aliyah. On July 18, Sharon called on French Jews to emigrate to Israel in order to flee anti-Semitic violence. This provoked outraged reactions from the French MFA and president Chirac said that Sharon, who had not announced plans to visit France, would be unwelcome in France. French FM Michel Barnier is to visit Israel in October. The French MFA's latest statements came with with regrettable timing, however, as news broke the same day that 30 grave stones in a cemetery in Saverne (Bas-Rhin) had been painted with Swastikas the night before. The tombs dated mostly from the early 20th century and their vandalism was discovered by a person visiting the grave of a family member. Since April, 300 Jewish, Muslim and Christian tombs have been defaced in this way, according to the Nouvel Observateur. *** Up to 3,000 French surgeons are threatening to go into exile in the UK from August 30 to September 5 to protest low pay and high insurance premiums. They claim pay has not increased in 15 years (in May, they said it was 14, as reported here). However, the French health ministry is now operating with a budget shortfall of €12.9 billion and can scarcely afford to pay more. The average age of a French surgeon is now 55. Health minister Douste-Blazy says he hopes to reach a settlement with the group soon. *** Sports.fr says that of all the 350 blood tests for performance enhancing drugs that were administered as part of the Tour de France, only that of Belgian rider Christophe Brandt turned up positive. Brandt was evicted from the Tour on 9 July. How do you ask a man to be the only man to get caught losing? Bad luck, Chris. *** Matt Damon may play Lance Armstrong in a forth-coming movie about the cyclist. Damon will have to lose a lot of weight to look like a cyclist.

Cacapoum! Cacapoum!

The dhimmicrapper, with his Mac keyboard, is back. I've been absent because I went to California on vacation. During this time I came to the decision to put an end to all the guessing and reveal my identity. Here is a photo of me early last month standing on a hill top in Big Sur between Highway 1 and the Pacific Ocean.

It did me a lot of good to stop reading the newspaper for a few days, get out from behind my computer and get just enough of a sun burn to make the hairs on my forearms turn blond. I also spent a few days in San Francisco perfecting my reaction to the question, "Have you seen Fahrenheit 9/11 yet?" I didn't quite answer honestly enough to say that I preferred to avoid retching on other movie goers or that I was afraid the experience might actually kill me. Just a sharp no. The crisis of conscience I suffered in 2002 over the Iraq matter still hasn't won me any friends.

Just in time for my return from vacation, the silly season in French public life has begun. Starting to-morrow morning you'll be able to fire a cannon down rue Saint-Antoine and hit nary a moto-crotte. Bakeries, importers, restaurants, boutiques, etc., will close for weeks on end. Parking will be free on Sundays. Movie theaters will project films for empty rooms. Le Monde's readership will drop by huge numbers. TV news producers will let their less experienced presenters have a go. Popular shows, including news magazines, will go on reruns. Some enjoy the space and quiet and a growing trend of vacationers now actually vacation in Paris. But the first Monday of September, the downstairs grocery store at the Monoprix on rue Saint-Antoine will be filled with beautiful, tanned women picking through fresh vegetables.

One August, I poured beer in a miserable Irish pub which shall remain nameless. The only place I could get a job since the city was empty and I didn't have a pot to piss in. The hours on end of listening to jigs and reels in isolation got so bad ("wack faddle-a-doo faddle-a-didly-idle... fuck off!") that more than once I nearly hung myself out of boredom. I'd be on the verge of kicking the stool out from underneath me when at long last a gaggle of Swedish tourists would come in and ask for three pints of Guinness and... a green hat. Salvation.

If Paris streets are empty on an August day, imagine them at 4 am when I closed up shop. At that time of night in July or September, you might overhear couples fornicating as you passed under apartment windows. In August, they are gone. You can actually hear the gears turning in the circuit boxes that control the street lights. A footstep is audible a hundred yards away. The only cars I saw weren't so much parked as seemingly abandoned by drunks, still protruding partly into the streets, their lights and sometimes their radios left on, the windows still rolled down.

The entire north of France jams itself onto the highways heading for the south and the midi where, if one has two or three weeks to spend with the family, rain is less likely to keep them in doors 40% of the time than it might be at the coastal destinations in the north like Normandy or Brest. Provence, the Alps, Languedoc-Roussillon are popular domestic destinations.

By midday yesterday, the heaviest traveling day of the year for French motorists, akin to the Sunday following Thanksgiving, the National Center for Roadway Information, (aka Bison Futé, or the "crafty bison"), had recorded a total of 650 km of traffic jams on French highways, almost all of which were concentrated outside of major urban areas with the exception of an 8 km backup in the Paris region. Those who left in July are returning and those who left in August are departing.

This phenomenon is of course not unique to France, it is simply more pronounced and more predictable — especially since France, the world's most visited country (60 million in 1994; 70 million in 1998...), will also be receiving large numbers of foreign tourists as well. The New Statesman reports this week that British nationals own roughly 500,000 "second homes" in France.

Le Monde reported on July 20, however, that a recent study by the Tourism ministry has found that nearly 16% of the French population has never taken a vacation. In 2002, 37% never left. The definition of a vacation: "a pleasure trip of at least four nights away from home." (Note that if you visit the Web link for this article, you may encounter an animated gif advertising vacation packages: "Votre croisière à prix discount: MidiCroisière.com. Many American publications such as the New York Times take pains to make sure that their advertising placement doesn't suffer from such unfortunate coincidences. Perhaps Le Monde does as well but perhaps the ones responsible for this are enjoying a mediterranean cruise?)

You can keep some perspective on this problem by listing to two audio reports from the Beeb: Najma (ra 0:47), an Indian domestic, gets two days off a year and can only dream of ever traveling, particularly to America, where she understands that night happens during the Indian daytime. Eva (ra 1:22), a Kenyan hospital worker, has only taken one holiday in her life, in Mombassa, and fondly remembers the experience of having others doing for her what she does for others daily. Fewer than 10% of the world's people have ever flown internationally, according to the Beeb.

The same report from Le Monde also says that many are afraid to leave because they've spent their lives cloistered in poverty and, though they may be able to afford it, cannot conceive of traveling abroad. Michelle Rigalleau, a delegate from the association Vacances ouvertes ("Open Vacations"), wrote in a 2001 report for the National Tourism Council that some people simply didn't know how to go about traveling abroad. Le Monde quotes sociologist Jean Viard, director of the Centre d'études de la vie politique française (Cevipof; "Center for the Study of French Political Life"), as saying that "when one lives for years on a housing estate, with no horizon other than that of one's neighborhood, one can develop of fear of leaving. Often, neophytes fear being ignorant of local codes and rites and being embarrassed. So some people who may be eligible for assistance prefer not to use it, thinking that vacations are not for them." Every year, nearly 30% of the vacation vouchers issued by the national welfare insurance company (Allocations familiales) go unclaimed.

In Its Eagerness to Eulogize Zapatero, France's Newspaper of Reference Withholds the News (Spain's Diplomatic Crisis with Australia)

What with the Spanish socialist party celebrating its first 100 days in government, Le Monde naturally had to devote part of the front page, the entire second page, and about a third of page 3 to "the new society of José Luis Zapatero". One can read an interview of Spain's prime minister, a look at the government's first 100 days, and an article on the March 11 investigation commission, as well as a paper on …the sober furniture in Bambi's office. (Any means is good to make the people understand how Zapatero, unlike José María Aznar, is a man of the people.)

Nobody will wonder that, in their usual way, the journalists from the independent newspaper (Jean-Marie Colombani himself and Martine Silber) ask Zapo, indeed lead him with, safe and positive questions that favor Paris's foreign policy ("Can one say that the alliance between José María Aznar and Tony Blair went too far towards an abusive excess that was nearly anti-European?").

Strangely, neither in this issue nor in the pevious or following days, there is nary a word on the information du jour, that is, the major diplomatic crisis between Madrid and Canberra.

Australia aggravated a diplomatic row with Spain yesterday by accusing the socialist government of encouraging terrorists. Brushing aside the furious response to earlier comments pointing the finger at Madrid, Alexander Downer, the foreign minister, said he would not apologise.

He said that Spain and the Philippines needed "to face up to the truth" that by withdrawing their contingents from Iraq they had allowed themselves to be exploited by terrorists.

"There is no point in trying to scurry away from the truth," Mr Downer said. "I am sensitive about the fact that terrorists use the examples of Spain and the Philippines to put pressure on Australia. If you accede to the demands of terrorists, they will exploit the acceding to their demand . . . We are not going to apologise. We shall let bygones be bygones."

The comments caused great offence in Madrid. Australia's ambassador there was summoned to be told that the comments were "unacceptable".

I hope that Australia's ambassador answered that he did not see why the smug Spaniards (like the French) should have the right to haughtily disdain coalition members as poodles, and this from their passive, non-interventionist position where they risk nothing (any more); and why the Australians, who, like their coalition allies (i.e., those who have not pulled out their troops from Iraq), face blackmail and terrorist threats (because actively engaged, with troops on the ground) should not have the right to voice their opinion, notably on the threats in question and what these have accomplished among their (former) allies.

But in the meantime, we're back to the fact that while the spat is important enough to have made front-page headlines continuously in both Spain and Australia, France's newspaper of reference has published hardly anything about this event, and certainly nothing that in any way shows that it has turned into a diplomatic spat unfavorable to the positive image of their hero.

It is true that as far as opinions are concerned, we're back to double standards. (We never left them, did we?) One has the right, even the duty, to ridicule and castigate America and is allies, but let noone even think of putting into doubt the good intentions, the rationality, the humanism, the vision, the love of peace, and the lucidité (as well as le courage) of the members of the peace camp.

Indeed, back in March, Le Monde wrote an editorial explaining how indecent, even despicable, it was to even entertain the idea that Spaniards may have voted for Zapatero out of fear (or cowardice) or that the election results may be compared to a new Munich. A scornful thesis, harrumphed the independent daily, without the least ambiguity (I thought the Americans were supposed to be the simplistic (non-)thinkers, incapable of "complex and sophisticated" reasoning). But to treat Australians, Yanks, and Brits, as poodles and liars, that, oh that is entirely normal, isn't it? That is in no way a scornful thesis, n'est-ce pas?

As always, Iraq the Model is back in form. Let's see what Mohammed (reacting to the murderous attacks on Baqouba) has to say on this diplomatic crisis as well as on the position and the policies of the members of "the peace camp" (my emphasis).

Tens of victims in a barbaric action committed by those terrorists leaving pain, sorrow and a deep wound in the heart. Once again, civilians pay the highest price and once again terrorists show how cruel they are, reminding us of their hateful presence and their lust for killing and destruction.

What hurts more than this daily terror is the soft way the world is using to deal with the situation.

I believe that the presence of this terror is just a matter of time, as hatred and deception can’t last forever, but the reactions of some parts provide it with the support it needs and give it a second chance. Yes, all we need is the will and determination to crush a company that is so close to bankruptcy but the disgraceful doings of some parts postpone it once again, like what Spain, Manilla and Egypt lately did.

What’s even worse and disgusting is that these governments smugly come and ask the admirably determined nation Australia to apologize while it’s them who must apologize to the whole world for their awful mistakes that encouraged terrorists and reassured them that their criminal tactics can work.

These countries have found excuses for terror and gave the terrorists the motives to carry on with their plans as long as these plans can make "sovereign countries" yield in front of a true criminal action.

They’re cooperating with the criminals and they make it easier for terrorists to increase their activities in Iraq and elsewhere. This is the goal of terror and this is what these countries offered the terrorists on a gold plate. They’ve said clearly "do more of your work, as it will definitely bring an outcome that satisfy your sickness and illusions".

Perhaps it’s become obvious that the failure of terror is getting closer, and tightening the control over its resources is what made terrorists adopt this new strategy of asking for millions of dollars as ransoms for each hostage saying that this money will be used to pay compensations for the victims in Fallujah.

This reveals the fact that the terrorists’ resources are no longer sufficient to their expenses and this is what made them seek financial support through these criminal operations.

…There’s a deal to fund terror in a different way than before and there are groups and countries who support this and maneuver to override the obstacles.

Negotiating with those thugs provides them with legitimacy let alone submitting to their demands and funding them.

This is totally rejected and it must be dealt with firmly while those who submitted to the terrorists must apologize; they gave a broke company a new chance.

What happened today is a crime and these countries are partners in this crime whether they accept this fact or not. No can make us believe that these governments care about their citizens more than the governments of the USA, Italy, UK, Australia and other coalition members. Can anyone answer the question why those governments didn’t submit to the demands of the terrorists in their own lands, like Abu Sayaf in Philippines?! The same applies to Egypt when dealing with the Islamic groups. Why was the sound of gunfire the only sound we heard when dealing with terror in their own lands? I believe the answer lies in the hypocrisy of these governments. They don’t care a sh*t about the lives of their citizens but they do care and A LOT about their individual and partisan interests. They follow the mob instead of leading them to what’s better for their future.

Concerning the numerous polls indicating that the populations of various countries (Spain, the UK, etc) were massively against the war:

A good and wise government should be able to see farther than the average simple citizen and also to share this vision with him and let him see where his/her interests and security lie. What these governments are doing is the opposite, as they use the simple and instant reactions of the crowds to strengthen their position saying "we have fulfilled your demands and acted just the way you wanted" However what the people want, and especially when they are faced with a shocking and a threatening situation, is not necessarily what they need.

Can you answer the question what will be the response of Iraqis towards these horrible attacks? I’ll help you; These victims came to volunteer to serve their country as IP members and this is not the 1st time this happens and the response of Iraqis to such attacks was always more volunteers and longer lines. What does that tell you Philippine and Spanish government? If this is bravery and wisdom, then how should your actions be labeled? Maybe it’s not your business? That would’ve been a more honest answer had you said it, but you’re not just cowards or stupid, you’re also hypocrites. This include all the "anti-war" crowd with all the clowns there such as Michael Moore and George Galloway and their likes. You make me SICK when you support the "Iraqi resistance" and call these killers a revolutionists. Did you watch your "resistance" today? This is what you support and this is how history will view you; supporters of murderers and criminals, and for what? Fame and money! Enjoy it. It won’t last, as the truth will soon be revealed and you'll be exposed to all as the disgusting parasites you are.

I doubt that we can forgive you all for your cowardice, stupidity and hypocracy just as we’ll never forget the sacrifices and the help of the Americans, Australians, British, Italians, Japanese and all the other coalition members.

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(Merci à Jeffrey Schreiber)

On the Campaign Trail

Every four years, The Economist starts implementing On the trail, a weekly collection of fun and fascetious figures, facts, and (especially) quotes from that week's campaign in America's presidential election. They're a joy to read (that's where I found out about this website) and the titles are often hilarious, so be sure you turn to it on a weekly basis. (On the home page, click on More from North America, then find the current week's On the trail entry — the previous week's will be unavailable unless you're a premium content registered subscriber.)

Rape me	Baise-moi
French skank. Get real bitch, look at yourself. Another hysterical rich bitch on the rag. Paris is crawling with these consensual anti-Establishment loons, (small time hack writers, or sub-advertising types barricaded in their PR firms clutching their Mac keyboards and firing up the masses) who are earning big bucks while lounging around their upscale neighborhoods mouthing globophobe blather and sipping their fair trade coffee.	Tu pourrais faire passer un TGV dans sa chatte. Non ma salope, mais tu t'es vue? Encore une hystérique, pleine aux as, qui a ses règles. Paris grouille de ces contestataires très consensuels (écrivaillons à la petite semaine, ou sous-pubards terrés dans leurs boîtes de com' agrippés à leurs claviers Mac à partir d'où ils haranguent la populace) qui gagnent très bien leur vie tout en tenant des propos globophobes dignes du café du commerce équitable de leurs quartiers cossus.

Good Deeds for Iraq, International Brotherhood, and Global Stability

France was Europe's fiercest opponent of the U.S.-led war on Iraq. Critics accuse it of seeking to undermine NATO and curb U.S. influence.

"It looks like France is blocking an alliance consensus," said one diplomat at the 26-nation alliance's headquarters.

"There are 20-plus countries in favor of beginning the training mission inside Iraq next week, two or three are undecided — and there's one country blocking, that's France."

Diplomats said Paris is determined not to hand President Bush a show of international support for his Iraq policy before the Republican Party's pre-election convention, which opens at the end of August.

I thought you weren't supposed to intervene in other countries' internal affairs (?), but then again, what the Hell do I know…

Germany and Belgium are not enthusiastic about a NATO training mission, but have made it clear they would not stand in the way of the majority.

Baghdad has asked the NATO alliance for military equipment and protection for U.N. personnel as well as training for both its troops and border guards.

Well, who cares about what the Iraqis want, right? (a NATO presence, freedom from Saddam Hussein, etc…)

A team of NATO experts recently went to Iraq to explore the options, but France believes a second fact-finding mission should now be dispatched and it should report back in September.

Oh, right, those fact-finding missions, which those naïve Americans forgot are supposed to — I mean, "will definitely, without the shadow of a doubt" — solve all the world's ills…

(Thanks to Greg Schreiber)

Quick, Hide That Chart!

Don't forget, now: Uncle Sam created Saddam Hussein, so the whole Iraq mess is all America's fault!

(…But make sure that this chart never appears in any media outlet of a "brown" country.)

(Merci à James Lileks)

Deciding and Executing

Are citizens' thoughts and opinions also what must be decided at the highest levels, with the (thoughtless?) citizens in question simply (and mindlessly) repeating what they have heard from above?

Souvenez-vous, les citoyens : There is never anything that the lucid French (or their lucid leaders) do that is anything to get excited about. And there is never anything that the treacherous Americans (or their treacherous leaders) do that is not worth condemning in the harshest language. And (last but not least): any (supposed) sin commited by a lucid Frenchman (by a lucid French leader) is nothing but peanuts compared to the (very real) sins committed by a treacherous American (by a treacherous American leader).

Bearing that in mind, let's listen to a French journalist being interviewed at the Dem convention.

(Merci à Gregory Schreiber)

Noblesse Oblige: Expecting French Subjects to Do What the Custodians of State Power Have Decided Is Best for France

In his annual Bastille Day televised interview, the French president, Jacques Chirac, gave a performance illustrating the contradictions of his presidency and the tension in France between Republican values and hierarchical traditions. The style as much as the substance of Chirac's discourse cast light on the dead weight of old French habits and the new opportunities of European integration

wrote the Boston Globe in an editorial entitled Chirac's Hauteur.

…when asked about that possibility in his Bastille Day interview [that French voters will take out their discontent with Chirac's presidency by voting down a European Constitution that he has made a personal cause], Chirac responded with a lordly hauteur that no US president would dare affect. "Honestly," the old Gaullist said, "I have confidence in the French."

Commendable as his position on a referendum may be, Chirac's way of calling on the French to agree with his notion of their best interests is rife with elitist assumptions. His profession of confidence means that he expects subjects of the French state to do what the custodians of state power have decided is best for France.

Chirac was expressing the unquestioned sense of entitlement that lives in members of France's permanent governing class — those alumni of the Ecole Nationale d'Administration, dubbed Enarques, who revolve from one ministerial post to another in pursuit of the ultimate perch now occupied by Chirac. To show that he has no intention of yielding to his primary political rival, Finance Minister Nicolas Sarkozy, Chirac answered a separate question about a dispute between them on defense spending by saying, simply: "I decide, he executes." This was a more explicit version of what he expects the French to do when they vote on the European Constitution. The French call it noblesse oblige.

The French say, 'Hassidim, but I don't believe him'	Les franchouilles perdent matière première à leurs bonnes histoires juives
Believe it. For French Jews, it's not a bug, it's a feature. This face says it all.	Pour les juifs français, y a pas de problème, c'est tout bénef. Ça se lit sur son visage.

Does Heinz Ketchup go on a foot long hot dog?	Lui et le Teletubby Vert vont aller à Bègles après
I think the Teletubby in the back is taking a trip up that old dirt road.	Je crois que le Teletubby au fond lui met ça dans l'entrée des artistes.

Zeropean Summertime Fun	Les folies zéropéennes estivales
Libération PropagandaStaffel tries to pull the wool over our eyes by asking the question, 'from what film is this scene taken?' One might know that this is a scene from François Jouffa's sleep inducing 'La Bonzesse' (Does anybody care?). The real question is: In the photo, is the guy on the crapper coming or going? Winner gets a round trip in the Paris sewers.	Libé PropagandaStaffel se croit très malin en nous posant une colle. Cette scène est tirée de quel film? On pourrait très bien savoir qu'il s'agit d'une prise du film soporifique 'La Bonzesse' de François Jouffa (et franchement, on s'en fout pas mal). La vraie question est: Dans cette photo, la nana manie une bite ou un bronze? L'heureux gagnant décrochera un aller-retour dans les égouts de Paris.

Axis of panty-waists	L'Axe des pédaloïdes
I am shocked by the use of such language.	L'emploi d'un tel vocabulaire me fait siffler les oreilles.

The Handful of Tiny Countries Supposedly Helping Us in Iraq

Read the list of what Jimmy Carter calls the "handful of little tiny countries supposedly helping us in Iraq" (click three times in the margin to go directly to the little tiny list of little tiny countries [with names in capitals]).

And ask yourself who is arrogant, sanctimonious, and condescending, and who is alienating America's (real) friends and allies (or is in danger of doing so).

Dhimmicraptic party nominee sports official Dhimmicrapper male burka	Le candidat du Parti Dhimmicrotte nous montre sa burka pour hommes agréée par le Parti

Dhimmicraptic party nominee reminds us that with the Dhimmicrappers it's going to be on all fours without lubrication for life	Le candidat du Parti Dhimmicrotte nous rappelle qu'avec eux cela se passera à quatre pattes, sans lubrifiant, à vie

Separated at birth?	Jumeaux séparés à la naissance?

Yeah, but which one bit was the pillow biter?	Oui, mais qui mordait l'oreiller?
France's first gay marriage has been annulled. Yes, but the event will remain in the annals.	Premier mariage gay en Fwance est annulé. Oui, mais l'événément restera dans les annales.

Armstrong Accusations Repulsive Not Because of the Accusations' Objectivity (Or Lack Thereof), But Because of the Accusers' Hypocrisy

In a New York Times article, Geoffrey Wheatcroft describes how "Armstrong's reign comes as French-American relations are at their sourest ever."

…there is an uglier manifestation of anti-American feeling: the hounding of Armstrong in the French press over accusations that he is involved in doping, and the repulsive sight of fans not only holding up signs of syringes as he passes but also spitting at him. This is repulsive not because of the objective weight of the accusations, but because of the hypocrisy: the French have been notably uncensorious about their own flawed idols. The same fans who jeer Armstrong cheered the stage victory of Richard Virenque, the villain of the 1998 doping scandal, which nearly ruined the Tour. 

Love comes in spurts	Ils retournent illico dans leurs HLM casernes d'Ali Baba
French human scum discharged from Gitmo. Expect the sob stories any minute now.	Les raclures de chiottes giclent du côté de Guantanamo. Attendez-vous aux histoires larmoyantes d'une minute à l'autre.

Get the 'F' out!	'F' comme foutre le camp!
Dhimmicrappers still know to keep away from the more undesirable elements. Thanks to Allah and Wizbang.	Les dhimmicrottes savent tout de même éviter cette faune infréquentable. Merci à Allah et à Wizbang.

The Tour de Rancid	Le Tour de rance
After French State TV reporting that Lance Armstrong is hated in France because he is American (post race show on Sunday), the newspaper Libération PropagandaStaffel runs a letter from a reader with a title across an entire page (a bit extragavant for simple reader mail) 'These Americans that destroyed the Tour' which is a three quarters of a page diatribe against American participation in the Tour de France. In an article on Saturday, Libération PropagandaStaffel took out their big guns (big for the French that is) by systematically insulting Lance Armstrong: ... he has a natural inclination towards being a despot His self esteem has been transformed into a need for absolute domination He is carried away by a cruel imbecility and humiliates other participants Someone of legend does not behave in such a childish way Does he need to prove his superority? That's all he knows how to do. ... it is forbidden to humiliate the weakest. That's written black-on-white in the Tour's rulebook. Lance uses the rulebook to sit on. And there are other insults that I have not quoted since they are too numerous to mention. Poor Lance, obliged to spend weeks on the roads of France surrounded by paranoid, hysterical hayseeds (hey, what can you do in this country where guys have their periods).	Suite à la téloche de l'Etat franchouille déclarant que Lance Armstrong est détesté en Fwance car il est américain (l'émission qui a immédiatement suivi le Tour ce dimanche), le journal torchon Libé PropagandaStaffel fait passer le courrier d'un lecteur sous un titre qui fait les 4 colonnes de la page (quelque peu spectaculaire pour un simple courrier de lecteur) 'Ces Américains qui ont tué le Tour' qui n'est autre chose qu'une diatribe de 3/4 d'une page dirigée contre la participation des américains au Tour de France. Dans un article paru samedi, Libé PropagandaStaffel a sorti la grosse artillerie (façon de parler en ce qui concerne ces franchouilles, heh) en insultant Lance Armstrong de façon systématique: ... s'est laissé aller à son penchant naturel au despotisme L'amour-propre est chez lui devenu esprit de domination absolue. Lance, emporté par une cruauté imbécile, a humilié un coureur ... Un immortel ne fait pas l'enfant comme ça. Avait-il à nouveau besoin de prouver son incomparable supériorité ? Il ne fait que ça. ... il est interdit d'humilier les plus faibles. C'est pourtant écrit noir sur blanc dans la Constitution du Tour. Mais Lance, la Constitution, il s'assoit dessus. Comme elles sont trop nombreuses, il y a d'autres citations que je n'a pas extraites. Pauvre Lance, obligé de passer des semaines sur les routes de la France en compagnie de franchouilles paranoïaques et hystériques (on est quand même dans un pays où les mecs ont leurs ragnagnas).
UPDATE: More on France's State Party Line©®™ regarding Lance at E-nough!.	DERNIERES INFOS: Plus au sujet de la pensée unique Non-Pensée Inique de l'Etat©®™ franchouille au sujet de Lance chez E-nough!.

George Bernard Shaw on French Intellectuals

Actually, there is no proof that George Bernard Shaw, the Irish playwright and critic whose birthday it is today, had intellectuals of the French kind in mind, specifically, but there's not much harm in pretending he did.

A fool's brain digests philosophy into folly, science into superstition, and art into pedantry. Hence University education.

And here's one that rings true about the views of Washington decision-makers and how they are perceived by knee-jerk America-bashers and Yankee castigators in general.

The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it.

Americans, you are hated here

Les américains, vous êtes détestés ici

After Lance Armstrong's 6th record Tour de France victory yesterday, France2 TV (State television and keeper of the State Party Line©®™) presented a poll which ranked Lance as France's 3rd most hated sports personality. The main reason given? 'Because he is American'. Such is the across-the-board anti-Americanism that is currently eating away at France, a country now submerged by obsessional hatred of Jews and Americans. French house organs now admit that the hatred is not directed only against Bush as some of France's lesser intellects continue to affirm.

Suite à la 6ème victoire de Lance Armstrong hier qui a établi un nouveau record pour le Tour de France, France2 (téloche de l'Etat et garant de la pensée unique Non-Pensée Inique de l'Etat©®™) a présenté les résultats d'un sondage qui a classé Lance comme la 3ème personnalité sportive la plus détestée en Fwance. La raison principale fournie pour justifier cette haine? 'Car il est américain'. Tel est l'anti-américanisme universel qui ronge actuellement la Fwance qui est devenu un pays submergé par une haine obsessionnelle de tout ce qui est juif et américain. Voilà donc une antenne de l'Etat franchouille qui avoue que cette haine n'est pas uniquement dirigée contre Bush comme l'affirment quelques-uns des éléments franchouilles les plus décérébrés.

I thought the whole country was a 'free speech zone'	Je croyais que le pays entier constituait une 'zone de libre expression'
Silly me. Not when Dhimmicrappers get together.	Que je suis bête. Ça ne tient pas quand les Dhimmicrottes se réunissent.

More Stomach-Wrenching Photos from Iraq

More "disgusting" photos from the "humiliating" U.S. occupation of Iraq …

They just keep coming, don't they?

(Merci à Gregory Schreiber)

Stick it in and break it off	Enfonce-le bien et casse-le net
Chiraq tries to surrender and Sharon tells him 'I got your 'surrender', dangling!'. Never forgive, never forget, and never ever give any breaks to these pricks.	Chirak fait une tentative de capitulation et Sharon lui dit 'J'ai ta 'capitulation', elle me pendouille entre les jambes!. Ne jamais oublier, ne jamais pardonner, et jamais jamais ne donner de quartier à ces enculés.

Gitmo looks more comfy	Guantanamo est quand même plus confortable
Dhimmicraptic Party cages protesters.	Le Parti Dhimmicrotte aux USA met les manifestants dans des cages.

Appy polly loggies to thee and thine	Exqui cususes usées à tous mes frères
Dieudonné, French comic and infamous anti-Semite, decked out in his Nazi uniform, to publicize his latest madcap comedy 'My Apologies'. Paris Jews are kindly requested to buck up and (especially) to shut up. If Muslim baiting posters were displayed in Sarcelles every car in the city would be torched faster than you could say 'make my burger Halal'.	Dieudo, comique franchouille et antisémite de triste renom, sur son trente-et-un sapé dans son uniforme Nazi, pour faire la promo de son délirant one man show 'Mes Excuses'. Les juifs parisiens sont priés de prendre sur eux et (surtout) de faire le gros dos. Si des affiches susceptibles à 'humilier' les musulmans étaient déployées à Sarcelles chaque bagnole dans la ville serait cramée en 2 fois 3 mouvements aux cris de 'On exige des biftecks Halal'.

I used to be a soda jerk at Howard Johnsons and I want to negotiate	J'étais spécialiste en banana split chez Howard Johnson et je veux négocier
Banana Split Republic	Ripoublika Banania

Flushed in 30 minutes or your money back	C'est comme couler un bronze, tu ponds ça et tu tires la chasse
You can flush it now darling. Home abortions now available in Fwance.	Vous n'avez qu'à foutre tout ça aux chiottes chérie, avortements à domicile dispos en Fwance (Arrêt signé par Philippe Douste-Blazy, en voilà un qui aurait dû rester sur le billard).
Plantu promotes French WMDs.	Plantu fait la promotion des ADM franchouilles.

The French say: If you can't beat 'em, hate 'em	Les franchouilles préfèrent pédaler dans la semoule, alors ils font pédaler Armstrong dans le mépris
Degenerate Europe. Zeropean fan flipping the bird to Lance Armstrong during the Alpe d'Huez stage of the Tour de France. Lance was also spit on by Zeropa's finest. The Tour's General Manager Jean-Marie Leblanc stated that he was afraid for Lance, and Lance stated that he was lucky to get out of a 5 kilometer stretch safe and sound. The French have allowed all expressions of rank anti-Americanism and hatred to run rampant during the Tour de France.	L'Europe décérébrée. Un spectateur zéropéen sort les gros doigts pour Lance Armstrong pendant l'étape Tour de France de l'Alpe d'Huez. Lance a également reçu des crachats de la part des chères têtes blondes zéropéennes. Jean-Marie Leblanc, directeur du Tour de France, a reconnu avoir eu peur pour Lance et Lance a déclaré qu'il n'a pensé qu'à s'en 'sortir sain et sauf pendant quatre à cinq kilomètres'. Les franchouilles font de sorte que toutes les expressions de haine et de l'anti-américanisme primaire s'épanouissent tous azimuts pendant le Tour.

It's not called Zeropa for nothing	Ce n'est pas pour rien qu'elle s'appelle la Zéropa
By singling out Chiraq as leader of a hotbed of Zeropean anti-Semitism, Sharon has reminded everyone why Zeropa has zero credibility with regards to Middle East diplomacy. No one cares what Europe thinks. Dont miss Allah's take on this.	En montrant Chirak du doigt en tant que le chef d'un foyer important d'antisémitisme en Zéropa, Sharon a rappellé à tout le monde pourquoi la Zéropa dispose de zéro crédibilité en matière de diplomatie au Proche Orient. Tout le monde se fout pas mal de l'avis de l'Europe. Faut pas louper la réaction d'Allah à ce sujet.

Just common sense	Ça relève du bon sens
Sharon tells French Jews to hit the bricks. French officials protest stating that they need the punching bags.	Sharon dit 'bouge de là' aux juifs français. Les autorités franchouilles s'en offusquent déclarant qu'ils ont besoin de souffre-douleurs.