Sunday, September 12, 2010

Headline Contest

With no Republicans/Conservatives/Libertarians/Haters in positions of US leadership, this story is out there in the wild all on its lonesome:

The number of people in the U.S. who are in poverty is on track for a record increase on President Barack Obama's watch, with the ranks of working-age poor approaching 1960s levels that led to the national war on poverty.
What the story needs is a good headline (shockingly, even the NYT has taken a pass on reporting the information). Any suggestions?