Monday, May 11, 2009

Those Great Continental Minds

It was 1932. Hindenburg was working the Big Room and I...
I was playing the lounge. And then I got my big break.
Somebody burned down the Reichstag. And, would you believe it?
They made me Chancellor. Chancellor!

- Mel Brooks, standup philosopher

That is to say, a man with a sense of humor. Then again he isn’t a European “youth”. John Rosenthal, a man those he cites would find suspiciously Jewish (yes, it IS the 21st century), has translated the mental splattering of some who have no sense of humor – or brains for that matter. A sampling:


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One day there won’t be any more…
Interestingly, unlike Mr. Brooks’ fine opus, all of it is in free verse, and waxing admiringly about budding poop-stain, Mahmood Ahmedinejad. Alas, there’s more where that came from, because I don’t really think you need “jooooz” to trip these, the finest, best educated, most environmentally aware generation out there. Give them any simple to hate, and they will tout a creative talent in imitating it. Judging by the tone, it practically sounds like these francophones are really beating their meat over it:
Commentaire Nº3 - 5/5/2009 - 23:25
Coca and cocaine, crooks of all kinds, the U.S. is a real chance for Europe ...
How long Will we still suffer their degeneration which was getting worse from year to year? The evil empire has changed continents ...

Three piglets
Commentaire Nº28 - 6/5/2009 - 0:42
It’s too late for the strategy of the Users.
It’s finished for them.
Then there’s this stunning lack of awareness of the economic plight of those around him:
Three piglets
Commentaire Nº31 - 6/5/2009 - 0:51

The Orange revolutions have failed. And now the empire is at the end of the road: it cannot dominate the world when 600 000 jobs are destroyed every month in an already devastated economy.

Will only think about their return a boomerang: imagine that European nations free to bring any influence to support independence for Latin US
[he imagines that the US controls latin America], Kosovo, for [the US] to get hit back a 1000 times over...
Gee – lot’s of that “IsraHeil” stuff that make morons think they’re witty and insightful. What’s funny about it is that this pedantry not only hasn’t changed in decades, it hasn’t evolved. It’s a plane of thought that’s standing perfectly still, just like when Koko the chimp vocabulary stopped to grow. However to the sputum that spew it, it's regarded as brilliant, groundbreaking stuff, "ripped from today's headlines".

Now don’t forget – this strange craving for craving Empirial power over the world that they think the US has is normal for them. This is what they’re like when they spend quality time with their parents. They don’t actually need revisionist histories and elaborate “Bolivarian” screeds crammed down their throats.

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