On the Seventh Day, the French secular-lesson-givers shit in their pants

As long as "Creationism" was perceived to be a uniquely American phenomenon, brave French journalists (ainsi que les toujours courageux pédés-bloggeurs franchouilles) had lots of fun yelping it up and denouncing the dangers of Bush-fueled fundamentalism, the Bible, Christianity, and what have you. Now that it is making significant inroads within the French school system (where French youth are refusing to study Rousseau, Voltaire, and the Theory of Evolution), all thanks to a certain minority, all of those secular-lesson-givers have suddenly shut their mouths. En fait, ils sont tous trop occupés à souiller leur culotte républicaine.