Scott lives, but he's inadequately green:
A turn of the page finds "Green Goddess" and Ablution favourite Julia Stephenson stressed out as well, as her unfortunate boyfriend has made the intolerable mistake of buying her unacceptable undergarments:
"Sadly the garments proffered weren't green but another, much inferior colour, so no good."
- The dry season is over.
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