Chiraq wants to tax the US of A

Even though more than half of the top 20 most polluted sites in Europe are in Russia, Chiraq doesn't dare utter the same nonsense to Putin because if he did Putin would shutdown the natural gas pipelines so fast that Chiraq would have to move his sorry ass to Southern Portugal just to get a bit of warmth. Chiraq is a coward and a Socialist Stooge who will, thankfully, soon exit the French political stage.

De-nazification and the new French exception ideology

A French doctor insinuates that, with regards to eugenics and pre-natal selection, France will soon require a de-Nazification process to deal with this new "French ideology".

"En revanche, je suis persuadé que si la France avait été confrontée, à l'occasion d'un régime nazi, à des pratiques eugénistes similaires, elle répugnerait aujourd'hui à s'engager sur une pente particulièrement dangereuse."


Guess Joey made it through the Selektion process.

It's fun watching French secularism cave in like a house of cards

Muslims against free expression (yes, Muslims. Not Islamists).

On the Seventh Day, the French secular-lesson-givers shit in their pants

As long as "Creationism" was perceived to be a uniquely American phenomenon, brave French journalists (ainsi que les toujours courageux pédés-bloggeurs franchouilles) had lots of fun yelping it up and denouncing the dangers of Bush-fueled fundamentalism, the Bible, Christianity, and what have you. Now that it is making significant inroads within the French school system (where French youth are refusing to study Rousseau, Voltaire, and the Theory of Evolution), all thanks to a certain minority, all of those secular-lesson-givers have suddenly shut their mouths. En fait, ils sont tous trop occupés à souiller leur culotte républicaine.

Traders' Call To Arms

Bush applauded and cheered on Wall Street. "But this is a guy with more character and more faith than almost anyone else in public life." Plus que Chiraq ? Plus que les accros aux allocs de crypto-cocos en Fwance qui se cramponnent à leurs acquis ? Plus que les trouillards de socio-laïcs en Zéropa qui passent leurs temps à souiller (et puis baisser) leurs culottes républicaines ? Pas possible.



Notre pseudo cupidité brocardée par les média ;
Notre faim insatiable que condamnent les maîtres
Qui condamnent le matérialisme, de peur que leurs
Discussions sur Foucault ne riment à rien. Tant que
Vous n’aurez pas fréquenté une salle de marché, vous ne
Comprendrez pas cette fièvre devant ces écrans
Temps réel, ces offres d’achat qui augmentent,
En un instant, les cours des courtiers de par le monde,
Unissant acheteurs et vendeurs dans une entreprise
Qui promeut l’Entreprise. 3.000 morts victimes
Du terrorisme. À découvert l’Afghanistan
Je vends, des obligations je prends. La
Liberté est illusoire sans une saine et
Dynamique économie. Prenez position.
-- Eugene Schlanger, Wall Street Sonnets du 11 septembre et autres poèmes new-yorkais
Editions Underbahn

It's true! It's true!

"... most of the Europeans are rather duplicitous ..."

Ça se passe au deuxième sous-sol

Je ne sais pas qui c'est, mais ce mec me fait marrer.

Make the Myths

... avant d'entrer dans la légende des siècles.

Love in the Age of Chop-Chop

Like greenies obsessed with the notion that only the human activity of their political opponents can induce global warming, these cops are convinced that couples holding hands was the human behaviour that brought on the great Tsunami.

- thanks to reader Grouik

The Fuse is Lit (No Pasaran!)

Muslims against terrorism

For real. These guys are hardcore. Never see that from the Pali worshipping scum in the 9-3.

A bum done looking for Loose Coins

Enter Caption Contest entries in the comments. The winner of the best entry gets a riot grrrl bippy shirt or other tacky bauble from the ¡No Pasarán! den of crass capitalism. Ciao for now!The Fuse is Lit (No Pasaran!)

Make the Myths

Mais c'est vrai qu'on est tellement mieux en Fwance avec Christine Angot et Florian "Foufoune" Zeller.

Chiraq retreats

After dishing up some unbelievable bullshit. France is a menace and must be treated as such.

Tiens, on dirait Piètre Croupion

You know how those French holier-than-thou look-down-their-nose types keep talking about the latest poll which proves that US college kids can't find Iraq on a map or other such rubbish. Check out this game show contestant on the French version of "Who Wants to be a Millionaire", and then watch when the French studio audience is polled.



Thanks to Bruce.

Form a Line, Please

Clearly Asking Too Much

The Reuters writer is too disconnected to ask what would prompt a town to feel the need to read the immigrants that the Federal Government lets in the riot act. It was found under the heading of "Oddly Enough" where they tuck in light-hearted stories about underwater weddings, and Polar Bear Club events.

However, in Kébékistan the absurd, the mayor still had to head off a allegation of racism and anti-islamism when the town council of Herouxville, Quebec passed a motion to tell residents that they must not stone women to death in public.

Gratuitously, and in unrelated fashion, Reuters tossed this in:

"I was shocked and insulted to see these kinds of false stereotypes and ignorance about Islam and our religion ... in a public document written by people in authority who discriminate openly," he [Salam Elmenyawi, president of the Muslim Council of Montreal] told Reuters.

Last year a Montreal gym agreed to install frosted windows after a nearby Hasidic synagogue said it was offended by the sight of adults exercising.

Maybe our crack reported felt some need to "balance" the story off, vis-à-vis the Heeb-hating they expect from their readers.

The accusation that this-or-that has set [insert whining entity here] "20 years back" is heard so often, that if were true they should have a good image. After all Islam wouldn't have yet invaded Asia Minor, North Africa, and eastern Europe.

A day in the life of a Paris limo driver ...

... who moonlights as a novelist.

Well Meaning Euro-Klansmen?

"Smoking Kills"

..."Can I have one last request?"...
..."No!"...

EUtopian confusion: notice that the Serguei doesn't seem to think that the smoker doing a nice impression of Joan of Arc isn't killing himself. Somehow the rest of society is involved. Truly pointless.

It fits nicely with another of today's newsless items in Le Monde, including this one on the front page: "Pompidou Center Leading in Contemporaneous Creativity" which ignores the fact that independent artists might disagree that a committee driven state institution can force the creation of anything genuine, or that creative people may, implausibly, also exist somewhere else where it requires some effort on the part of the journo to identify.

Are you Ready to Become Amish?

Asks Gene Miller:

This week will see the storm clouds grow, the doomsday clock move forward, tipping points reached, mass hysteria, as well as dogs and cats living together, all due to the Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change (IPCC) issuing another report on global warming (aka 'climate change' for those who are not sure and want to hedge their bets). The report will be trumpeted by those in the Malthusian and Luddite echo chambers of the radical environmental movement as their own religious version of the 'end times', great ... knock yourself out. This particular collective being by and large part of the 'do as I say, not as I do' crowd. A more apt slogan for the economic and lifestyle changes they want to force upon everyone else would be, ' I am not ready to become Amish, but you are!'. But I digress.

Fighting their way back down the food chain. Well done.The Fuse is Lit (No Pasaran!)

Paris au printemps

Where the elite meet to sleep.