Saturday, August 07, 2004

Verdammt dee Polls! Der Pat Kuy Hast Reachet Vifdy-Tzix Perzent!

Optate:

Ja, vell, I hate do preak your feelings, my Ami freund, put dat chust habbens do pe dee vay it ist: Amerikans are kreedy, arrokant, tstupit, dreacherous, war-mongerink, closse-meinted, vull of kraysy emotionss, und not do pe drusted. Vhile uns Europeans, vell… ve haff more history, you see. So… you vould to vell do listen do us. Avter all, ve are reassonaple, forwart-t'inking, chenerous, beace-lofink, resbectful, glear-headed, und, apofe all, dolerant und not gifen to lettink emotzions ket de bedder of us. Zis is profen efery tay of der year, in every bart of dee vorld. Chust look at dee newss efry nite. Only an Amerikan kannot tsee de tifferences bedween kreedy Ami bolicy und chenerous Europa bolicy, all ofer dee planet! Hier, kome, led uss durn on der DV set und der kombuter und ko check on dee ZDF channel und vep site, und you vill see…

Was der Teufel ist das für eine Schweinerei!??! Der gut kuy has t'irdy-tzix perzent in dee bolls!! Und der pat kuy hat vifdy-tzix perzent!? Teviltry! Teviltry of der plackest kind, das ist! Verdammt die bolls! Verdammt David Kasper! Straf!! Straf, Kaspar, dein Straaaaaf!! Hören sie mir, to you hier me? You vill pe bunizhed, Kaspar, for dreason, dreason to dee Cherman mutterland! Und you! You dere laffink, ja you, Ray, chust you vait, you Tefil, we vill alzo ket— Uch! Ich! Ach, Koff, Koff! — Qvickly, Elsa, koff, wasser! Vater! Und meine heart medizine! Schnell! Nein, nicht dere, dere! Dere, you dummkopf, on dee — koff koff! — dee top zhelf — uch! — of das kubpoard!! Dee shmelling tsalts, Elsa! Vhere are dee verdammte shmelling tsalts?!

Ach du lieber! Not anudder obtate?!

Tennyson on Lies

Regarding French and European tendencies to eschew the good in Iraq (and America!) while exaggerrating the bad (not to mention German polls which are supposed to carry deep significance only if the population's pensée unique shines through), it is not useless to remember that yesterday wasthe birthday of Alfred Tennyson, the English poet (1809-1892) who said that
A lie which is half a truth is ever the blackest of lies.

Pferdemerde!

Pferdemerde!

The Economist has an article on the new lingua franca of the European Union. Besides the French, it should specifically be of interest to those Germans who claim that the Soviets are due most of the credit (and the gratitude) for winning World War II (see the paragraphs with my emphasis below).

[The accession of central European countries] is already reinforcing the dominance of English as a language for the EU as a whole. In central Europe, as in much of the world, knowledge of English has become a basic skill of modern life comparable with the ability to drive a car or use a personal computer.

What has happened to the other main languages? A majority of central Europeans have eschewed Russian as firmly as they have rejected the communist ideology which was once articulated in that tongue.

The limited enthusiasm for German in central Europe has been much more surprising. … German has languished partly because Germany has been shy about promoting its language and culture in a region ravaged by Hitler's war. No such shyness has affected France. Its cultural diplomacy in the region has been vigorous and generous. Handsome French cultural centres ornament the capitals of the region: the newest of them will open in Riga, the Latvian capital, in October. But admiration for France's culture does not translate into widespread use of its language. …

The choice of English has been made easier by the demands of foreign investors. The first to move east were the most international European companies, which tended to use English as their international working language regardless of their base. The biggest foreign direct investor within central Europe for most of the past decade, Siemens AG of Germany, an engineering and telecoms firm, made English its main “corporate language” in 1998. “German companies are very pragmatic,” confirms Bernhard Welschke, head of European policy at the Federation of German Industry. They value a single language for business, he says, even if it is not their own. …

The rise of English as a lingua franca [may] have a big impact on the institutions of the European Union, and even on European integration. The EU recognises an official language for every country, and translates all main public documents into all 20 of those languages. But civil servants and committees within the EU's institutions use three main working languages: English, French and German. French has long been fighting a losing battle against English for “market share” among the three, with German far behind. The arrival of more countries favouring English will threaten to render French almost as marginal as German.

An increased use of English within the EU institutions will mean an increased use of it in the ministries of member states, where officials spend much of their time working on EU-related matters. Jean-François Deniau, of the Académie Française, a linguistic watchdog, told Le Figaro newspaper that English had conquered even the treasury directorate of the French finance ministry, which he called “the heart, the bastion, the stronghold of French power”. It now circulates drafts of new regulations in English “because they will be discussed in English in Brussels”.

One big question now is whether the generalised use of English as a first or second language will accelerate the political integration of the EU. The spread of English will lower the language barrier which has, arguably, obstructed pan-European political debate. It will open the way to the formation of pan-European public opinion, and to politicians with pan-European appeal. But there have been empires, like the Soviet one, which had common languages and still fell apart. A language can help a good political system work better, but it cannot rescue a bad one.




The second French candidate Le candidat franchouille bis
The French take a break from boosting Kerry so they can play pom-pom girls for Muqtada al-Sadr. This Ripoublika Franska of impotents, cowards, and collaborationnists of all stripes (France having joined the ranks of Saddamites, figuratively and physically, a long time ago) ululating their joy. It's just the logical progression after the Paris youth cheering in the streets and the celebratory horn honking in northern Paris after 9-11.
Les fwançais marquent une pause dans leur support inconditionnel à Kerry afin de faire les pom-pom girls pour Moqtada al-Sadr. Les citoyens de Ripoublika Franska hululent à l'unisson pour exprimer leur joie, ce qui est le passe-temps préféré des impuissants, des lâches, et des collaborateurs de tous bords (la France étant passée Saddamite, figurativement et physiquement, depuis belle lurette). Ce n'est que la suite logique après la jeunesse parigotte qui criait de joie dans les rues et les gens sur la Rive Droite qui klaxonnaient pour fêter le 11-9-2001.


Friday, August 06, 2004

Ach du lieber! Push Ist Pekomink Von of der Most Bopular Bolidicians in Chermany!

Gott im Himmel! Was ist los?! Vot iss habbening?! Präsident Chorge Push ist egztremely unbobular in Vrance und Chermany, vhile Chon Kehry hast pecome bos' countries' vaforite Amerikan bolitician — der darlink von der Vrench und Cherman media, der darlink von die Vrench und Cherman leaders, und der darlink von die Vrench und Cherman zitizens.

Dis hast peen revlegted in polls s'roughout Push's derm, in vhich W kot only zingle dichits' abbroval; most rezently in eine ZDF poll zhowing der bobularity ov Push versus Kehry, in vhish Dupya only kot 15 perzent versus 75 perzent vor Kehry. Gut, ja, schön, das ist sehr gut, fery abbropriate! Chon Kehry vill undoubtetly vin der Unided Stades elektion in Novemper und pekome der vordy-vorth präsi— Aber…! Vait a minute! Was ist das?! GOTT IM HIMMEL! VORDY-VOUR PERZENT VOR PUSH!? VOT IS KOINK ON?! WAS IST LOS? VOT DER VUCK IST DER MADDER?!?!

Vy ist es das zuddenly der kurrent Amerikanischer Präsident ist ketting vordy-vour perzent in Cherman votes und ricink und apout do overdake Chon Kehry?!?!

Gould it pe das Davids Medienkritik hast akain asked its ploggers do jallenge die pokus foting on ZDF's vepsite?! Nein, das kann mann nicht tun!…

If you vant do help kive Push a push and if you vant do kive Chermany's state telefision ovvicials a kollegtife heart attack in ze brocess, ko do dis bosting and do like dee Chermans do — vollow dee instrukzhions!

Ja, ja, ko hier to fote…

Optate: Der pad kuy passes vifdy-tzix perzent!




No negative reporting for the French candidate Pas de couverture négative pour le candidat franchouille
Le Monde Al Jazeera on the Seine is still going on about Yaba Daba Ass Grab and still hasn't uttered a single word about the Swift boat vets or other emerging Kerry news. We report, you decide? Not in France with it's across-the-board anti-Americanism and monolithic press coverage dictating a State Party Line©®™.
Le Monde Al Jazira sur Seine jacasse encore et toujours au sujet d'un Bout de Gras bien qu'il n'ait pas pipé mot au sujet de la question Swift boat et d'autres infos qui font surface au sujet de Kerry. Laissez les gens se faire un avis par eux-mêmes? Pas queston de ça en Fwance où l'anti-américanisme universel règne et une presse uniforme dicte la pensée unique Non-Pensée Inique de l'Etat©®™.


Thursday, August 05, 2004




What an asshole Espèce de trou duc
The flavor flav of the STDs just missed a good opportunity to shut up.
Le chouchou des cons-cons vient de louper une bonne occas' de se la boucler.




Socialism in action inaction Le socialisme se mettre en branle s'en branle
The IMF recommends that Zeropeans should work more. This is particularly problematic for the French since they sleep so much. Thanks to Allah.
Le FMI conseille aux zéropéens de travailler plus. Ceci pose problème particulièrement aux franchouilles car ils passent tellement de temps à dormir. Merci à Allah.




Stuck in the joint Les gôchistes aisés préfèreraient les voir dans les backrooms de Paname
More French blather about Gitmo. For the time being these fine young French citizens will stay in the slammer.
Ouais, et les cons-cons aussi. Encore du pipeau au sujet de Guantanamo. Dans l'immédiat, ces chères têtes blondes franchouilles ont pris résidence en taule.

Henri Cartier-Bresson 1908-2004

HENRI CARTIER - BRESSON (Mexico), 1934
Gelatin Silver Print, cm 30 x 40


The greatest photographer who ever lived has died.

Some of us may dislike socialism (though one doubts if they'd like working weekends, at any rate) while others (myself included) may yet believe in it — however the name for this blog comes to us from the Spanish Civil War, which Cartier-Bresson documented so vividly.

His greatness and his having been French aside, this is reason enough to mention his passing.

Wednesday, August 04, 2004




Where the Wild Things Are Au régal des vermines
French Islamofascist whining has begun. More of the same old torture fantasies.
Les gémissements des islamofascistes fwançais ont commencé. Encore et toujours les mêmes fantasmes de torture.

This is where the future generations of French wallow (see here for caption)
C'est ici que se vautrent les prochaines générations de chères têtes blondes franchouilles.




... and for the world ... et pour le monde entier
France 'a problem' for Europe ...
La Fwance 'un problème' pour l'Europe ...




Belly dancing, brunettes, polygamy, and spicy food La dance du ventre, les brunes, la polygamie, et la bouffe épicée
Good reasons to convert to Islam.
Voici de bonnes raisons pour se convertir à l'Islam.

WhaPpen?

Le Monde's most unfortunately named reporter is questioning whether Sunday's assault in Villeurbanne was necessarily an anti-Semitic one.
LE MONDE | 03.08.04 | 13h34

Was the assault of the three young Jews necessarily anti-Semitic? By deciding somewhat hastily in the affirmative, the Rhône police aroused intense feelings in Villeurbanne on Monday, August 2, as well as confusion among investigators, community organizations and government officials.

Sunday evening, three youths aged 16 to 18 were walking between the cours Emile Zola and the cours de la République. One wore a kippa, another, a cap with Hebrew letters, leaving no doubt as to their religious persuasion. According to their version, they "happened upon" a group of "thirteen to fourteen" young men. They mention a provocative pass on a scooter, a trash can overturned, and being sized up "from foot to head" : the tension degenerates into a brawl. Two among them receive blows, requiring six days home from work.

Five of the alleged assailants, of whom four are minors, have been detained and placed under observation in at Villeurbanne police headquarters. "Some are of Maghreban origin, others are entirely European," said a magistrate, who regretted putting things in such terms. According to them, some among them were returning from the mosque where they had been paying homage to a friend killed on a motorcycle. "We looked at each other wrong," said one of the alleged assailants. He says that one of his friends "got carried away" because of the grief.

EMOTIONAL CONFRONTATION

Neither the victims nor the assailants uttered a single anti-Semitic word during the clash, which reportedly involved ten persons directly. Monday morning, a statement released by the Rhône police announced that "fifteen youths accosted and assaulted three Jewish youths." The text expressed satisfaction at the police's rapid detention "of four of those responsible for this assault" and asserts that a meeting had been held last Friday, gathering police officials and "religious representatives" in order to "discuss the problem of the recrudescence of violence inspired by intolerance as well as intensifying the struggle against racism and anti-Semitism."

In 15 lines, the Villeurbanne assault and the proceedings mentioned echoed each other, as if each legitimized the other. At 12:37 pm, an AFP bulletin broadcast the news under the heading "Assault/Anti-Semitism" and the media machine went to work.

Crif Rhône-Alpes feels that the Jewish youths were assaulted "because they wore a kippa, because they were Jews." At the Lyon prosecutor's office, it is felt that the "the anti-Semitic nature of the acts has not been described." Interrogations revealed a preceding encounter that reportedly pitted the two rival groups against each other. Investigators concluded that there had been an emotional confrontation. The police statement transformed this into "an assault of the same type, though less violent, several days beforehand." The prosecutor's office foresees a judicial hearing for "aggravated gang violence." At a more leisurely pace.

A War That Too Few Yanks Died In

You've heard about how too many people — too many Americans as well as Iraqis — have died because of the American short-sightedness, American duplicity, and American greed (or those of the Americans' leaders) in and over Iraq. If the Yanks are losing so many men, it's due to their own (or their leaders') incompetence and their inability to see the value of peace, wisdom, humanity, tolerance, and rational and lucid thinking, as well as the willingness to negotiate and compromise. And the reason so many Iraqis are dying is also linked to the Yankees' propensity for violence and irrational love of war. Right?

Well, it turns out that there's a new "theory" out: this one concerns too few Americans dying! Too few Americans dying in World War II! That's the new self-serving "opinion" coming from "the peace camp" (mainly Germany, so far, but we can expect this "lucid" viewpoint to spread to other "peace camp" countries soon). As Tyranno testifies on David's Medienkritik, "A growing conversation I hear more and more often about how the 'Soviets really won the war' because they lost more men."

Actually, this "rewriting of history" really isn't that new. It's not really about too many or too few Americans dying, or whatever, and it's not about one people's irrational thinking or their attraction to violence and war, either. It's always, always, always, about handing America the "you can't win" card: "Heads I win, tails you lose", goes the Europeans' self-serving opinions, so that, in every case, they can look down their noses at those hopeless and hapless Yanks.

That said, let's just take a minute to examine the veracity and topicality of the "the Soviets really won the war" charge/opinion/viewpoint. As often is the case, the best way to verify the topicality of a point of view is to examine how other people — and not just any individuals, those who are primarily concerned — feel about it.

It works not too badly with the Iraqis, most of whom skewer the "too-many-people-have-died-in-Iraq-and-now-all-hell-is-loose-what-a-tragedy-it-is" viewpoint. Let's see how the Poles react to the Germans' "The Soviets made the greatest sacrifices" opinion. Richard Bernstein's article concerns the 60th anniversary of the Warsaw Uprising.

"The Soviet soldiers were there," Professor [Norman] Davies said, pointing to a tree-lined bank on the far side of the [Vistula] river, "and the Germans were here," he continued, indicating the near bank where bicyclists meandered peacefully through what is now a public park.

"They didn't fire at each other," he said, a touch of retrospective amazement in his voice. "But if any Soviet soldiers tried to cross the river to help the Poles, both sides fired at him."

There is a chilling mournfulness to the image the account conjures up — Russian soldiers literally sunbathing on one side of the Vistula while the Germans literally obliterated Warsaw street by street on the other.

...Stalin's refusal to come to Poland's aid made the uprising a sort of official nonevent during the decades of Soviet domination in Poland, but it is to be celebrated in a major way on this anniversary…

Now, some readers may wonder about the expression "rewriting of history": "Surely, the Soviets did lose 20 million people during World War II, and who are you to sneer at that?!" Well, obviously I do not wish to totally undermine the true sacrifices undertaken by the Red Army and Soviet civilians. And anybody who would downplay the role of the Red Army in winning the war would be a fool. But still, a few comments need to be made.
  • The figure of 20 million lives lost comes mainly from the authorities of a one-party régime, the same government whose information ministry fed us (and its own people) year in and year out with facts such as those that poverty had been eradicated and that, every year, industrial and farm production had gone up by so many exact percentage points. Still, I see no reason to doubt the fact that the USSR lost more people during the Great Patriotic War than any other country.

  • You cannot mention the extra-large losses suffered by Soviet troops during World War II without also factoring in the fact that the country was led by a régime and a mass murderer for whom human life held little meaning. By means of comparison, Iraq suffered hundreds of thousands of deaths during its war with Iran (as did Iran). Is this supposed to be subscribed only to sense of duty and sacrifice of the Iraqi and Iranian soldiers, or should Saddam Hussein's dictatorship (and that of the Ayatollahs) be factored in?

  • In this perspective, more than a few Soviet deaths were at the hands of their comrades, who were ordered to fire on their own should they retreat. For Stalin — as for Hitler, Saddam (the man who openly admired the Soviet dictator), and the Ayatollahs mentioned above — sound military policy was hardly alone at the top of his concerns. Other topics (related amongst each other) included patriotic pride, the search for material worthy of propaganda, and a lack of concern for the individual's life, which in turn meant fighting unnecessary fights and lost battles to the last man, when retreat would have been wiser.

  • I remember reading about a respected former Soviet general having written the first volume of what was supposed to be the Russian army's official history of the Great Patriotic War, and the project being canceled in the 1990s, beause he had insisted on including the good, the bad, and the ugly; meaning the mistakes, grievous and other, committed by Stalin and the Soviet high command.

  • As far as the relatively lower casualty rates of American troops is concerned, a democracy can hardly expect to fight a war with citizen soldiers, if those free individuals don't think the elected leaders are doing their utmost to support them and, as far as is possible, to keep them out of harm's way.
Here's the clincher of this posting: the people who leap to the defense of, and laud, the USSR's actions during WWII are the same who are always ready to castigate America and mock Americans' bravery, losses, sacrifices, and martial reasoning and war plans, while ridiculing anybody, American or other, who seems to accept Washington's claims at face value.

There's an expression for this: it's called double standards. Of the self-serving kind.

PS: Again, I do not want to minimize the Red Army's role in winning World War II. (On the contrary, I believe that if Stalinist politics had not been involved, the Soviet juggernaut might have been even more effective.) But this blog — and this posting — is not primarily about the Soviets or World War II or the past. It is about today's European mindset, and how their attitudes, no matter what the subject, will always turn to a viewpoint that portrays the Americans as clowns, villains, hypocrites, or worse.

Double standards. Of the self-serving kind.

Tuesday, August 03, 2004




Crushing of dissent Toute opposition sera opprimée
Socialism tolerates no dissension. French civil servant punished for exposing State secrets (like how to have 3 hour lunches and still earn a 'full-time' salary). Thanks to Allah.
Les socialos-cocos ne tolèrent aucune opposition. Fonctionnaire franchouille punie pour avoir révélé des secrets d'Etat (comme comment se taper des repas interminables toujours en touchant un salaire 'à plein temps'). Merci à Allah.




STDs Les cons-cons
Zek takes a glance at the STDs (high Salaried Tenured Dissenters) of the French blogosphere. We find the usual suspects among the hysterical globophobic exhibitionists accompanied by their faithful clown-like lapdogs.
Zek jette un coup d'oeil du côté des cons-cons (contestataires consensuels) de la blogosphère franchouille. On reconnaitra le ramassis habituel d'hystériques nonos-exhibos accompagnés de leurs fidèles toutous aux bouilles à Bozo.

Yet More Sleaze: Pasqua's Right-hand Man in Big House Tonight

Former Interior minister Charles Pasqua's right-hand man Jean-Charles Marchiani was interrogated to-day by investigating magistrate Philippe Courroye who is leading several inquiries into illegal kickbacks.

Marchiani, a former spy, was placed in detention following his interrogation. He had benefited from immunity as an elected official in the European parliament but this changed following the defeat of the sovereigntists in June's European elections. Marchiani's immunity ended June 20.

Courroye suspects Marchiani of "influence peddling," "theft of public funds" and "concealing the profits of illegal weapons sales" relative to the inquiry into illegal sales of arms to Angola. Authorities are seeking to question and detain Marchiani in four other investigations, the first of which is a contract for Leclerc tanks signed with the German company Renk. Authorities allege Marchiani received 2.4 million deutschemarks as payment for facilitating the deal. Marchiani received he last installment in March of last year.

The second alleged crime relates to the awarding of a contract in the early 1990s between Vanderlande Industries SA and Aéroports de Paris to build a baggage delivery system at Roissy-Charles de Gaulle. Authorities suspect Marchiani of having split a commission with his brother Claude and with one of Pasqua's cousins. Marchiani allegedly received FF 9.7 million in a Swiss account. Investigators say he kept half for himself.

In the third matter relates to a money-laundering investigation opened in 2001 that soon widened to include Marchiani's wife who is now suspected of "concealment of aggravated embezzlement" and "aggravated influence peddling." (Yes, these are listed crimes). Lastly, Marchiani is suspected of having received illegal payments from contracts awarded to Sofremi, an arms export company that is effectively controlled by the Interior ministry.

Marchiani was also interrogated in January for "concealment of theft of public funds" in the matter of illegal commissions paid by oil giant Elf as part of contracts signed in Nigeria. Marchiani is alleged to have received US $ 5 million through an account held by a company in Liechtenstein. Again, he is thought to have kept half for him self and doled out the rest to associates.

UPDATE: In the comments, reader Sandy P. points out that I neglected to write "million" betwen 2.4 and deutschemarks. This has been corrected. Reader Martin A. also points out that "Pasqua was also one of the French names on Saddam's UN sponsored Oil for Food list, wasn't he?" Indeed. According to MEMRI's translation, "former French Interior Minister Charles Pasqua received 12 million barrels," though they add that, in an appearance of 1/27/04 on RFI, "Mr. Pasqua denied receiving anything from Saddam."

But see here for C. Bloggerfelle's translation of an analysis of the list by Horizon's editor-in-chief Véronique Maurus that appeared in Le Monde. She writes: "for all its faults, the list from the newspaper Al Mada is true. Evidence collected throughout the world as well as from oil circles cons[is]tantly confirms it."

Daily Bulletin



France to 'accept fair share of blame'

The AFP is reporting that Rwanda's Foreign minister Charles Murigande is claiming that French FM Michel Barnier assured him during a meeting in Pretoria that Barnier was ready "ready to accept a fair share of the blame."

"He also said France was not ready to accept an overstated role," said Murigande.

NP readers will remember that the Rwandan government announced plans on Friday to establish a commission to determine France's measure of responsibility in the 1994 genocide.

Lawyers to Seek Release of Guantánamo Four

The AFP is also reporting that a Paris appellate judge will hear arguments by lawyers representing the four men who are seeking their release.

The four are being held for "association with wrongdoers as part of a terrorist enterprise" and Mourad Benchellali and Nizar Sassi are also being investigated for "possession and use of false documents" after phony passports were discovered in their possession. They used the passports to gain entry to Afghanistan in 2001.

In particular, the four are suspected of having participated in a Jihadi training and recruitment network.

The judge's decision is expected in the coming hours.

Sassi and Benchellali spent six months in Afghanistan. Brahim Yadel and Imad Achab Kanouni spent a year and a half there. The four were detained by American forces on the Afghanistan/Pakistan border in December 2001. They returned to France last Tuesday after being released from the Guantánamo and were placed under police observation and then transfered to prison in the night of Saturday to Sunday.

The four have told their lawyers that they suffered treatments in Guantánamo similar to that visited on prisoners by US soldiers at Abu Ghraib prison in Iraq.

Bank Robberies Drop by Half in 10 Years

Le Figaro reports that armed robberies of banks are down a whopping 50% since 1994, representing a drop from 1,122 to only 589 armed bank robberies in 2003, when the crimes represented only 9.3% of all armed robbery in France. The total is seven and a half times fewer than occured in 1977.

Le Figaro claims the drop is due to improved security

200 Gather at Defiled Saverne Cemetery

The AFP reports that two hundred people have held a ceremony at the Jewish cemetery in Saverne that was found vandalized last Wednesday.

Local elected officials and representatives of several religions were present for the ceremony called by the main Israelite Consistory of France and that of Bas-Rhin.

"Nazism began with acts of this nature. Vigilance is necessary more than ever," said Alain Kahn, whose father's tomb was among those defaced. Mr. Kahn's father survived internment at Auschwitz.

The Saverne prosecutor's office is expected to open an investigation.
Lebanese Committee Seeks to Save Al-Manar in France

The Daily Star is reporting that a six-member committee has formed in Beirut with the intention of traveling to France to seek prevent the government from banning Hizbullah's satellite channel al-Manar from broadcasting over Paris-based satellite operator Eutelsat.

Last month, France's High Council on Broadcasting (CSA) decided to ban the channel from broadcasting in France due to the violent and anti-Semitic nature of its programming. Last October, the channel ran a miniseries entitled Al-Shutat (diaspora) which purported to depict the history of the Jews from 1812 to 1948, including dramatizations of ritual murder. Following complaints lodged by the Representative Council of France's Jewish Institutions (Crif), CSA issued a finding that the broadcasts could constitute incitation to racial hatred and notified France's attorney general.

Al-Manar, which has an estimated viewership of 200 million worldwide, famously broadcast a report making the slanderous assertion that Israel had supposedly had foreknowledge of the 9/11 attacks and, according to al-Manar, forewarned 4,000 of its nationals who allegedly worked at the Twin Towers and who, the report claimed, failed to show up for work that morning.

French Troops Seal off Darfur

The AFP reports that French troops have secured the Chadian/Sudanese border and have begun flying in relief supplies to the town of Abeche. Two hundred French troops are to patrol the border in cooperation with Chadian troops.

French ambassador to Chad Jean-Pierre Bercot told the AFP that should the Janjaweed engage French troops, the former will be splattered on the desert. "Our capacity to react will be jointly decided with our Chadian partners. With our presence on the ground, we want to show we will be there to attest to any incursions by the Janjaweed before the eyes of all the world."

NPR also reports.

France has also expressed its condolences to the Paraguayan people following Sunday's deadly fire at a mall in the capital Asunción, which at last count had killed 340 people. French authorities announced that they would be extending unspecified aid to Paraguay in response.

Three Things Unexpected Pushing to Surface of Europe's Newspond

In spite of the August heat, John Vinocur is back in fine form, as always. Among other things, the International Herald Tribune reporter hits the European view of American politics on the head: the latter "sometimes seem to arrive in Europe refracted by dozens of fun-house distortion mirrors." He also describes the mindset of the European press perfectly: "its logic running that since intelligent Europe hates [George W Bush] so, how could any decent, non-fascistic American contemplate voting Republican?"
During late July and August, things unexpected, and sometimes very revelatory, have a way of pushing to the surface of the European newspond, rather like gases escaping the depths of dark water.

Herewith, three choice bubbles from the summer slough. You could call them doldrums reports.

José Luis Rodríguez Zapatero, Spain's prime minister, says he does not want to talk about Islamic terrorism. … "I never talk about Islamic terrorism, but international terrorism," Zapatero told Le Monde in an interview marking his first 100 days in office.

A couple of background details enter here. Zapatero's Socialists got elected in March after a murderous Madrid railway station bombing that was undoubtedly planned by Islamic terrorists to affect the election's outcome. An extreme long shot before the attack, the Socialists had campaigned on the theme that Spain would pay for José María Aznar's backing of the United States in Iraq. …

A bit like newspapers that avoid the word "cancer" in obituaries with the explanation that they are sparing sensitive readers, Zapatero is keeping Islamic fundamentalists out of the discussion of terrorism because, he says, Islam is a religion with hundreds of millions of followers "which, like all the religions in the history of humanity, involves an element of religious fanaticism."

During his campaign, Zapatero promised to rush to Senator John Kerry's side this summer in trying to court Hispanic votes to oust the awful President George W. Bush. But after Zapatero pulled Spanish troops from Iraq, and was met with Kerry's sharp criticism, the call to Zapatero for help in Boston apparently never came. …

In the interview, Zapatero was full of praise for Dominique de Villepin, the former French foreign minister who was an American bugaboo on Iraq. But Villepin, now France's interior minister, uses these days the terrorism term that Zapatero doesn't like, although he does say that France's position during the Iraq war probably has helped narrow the danger of it in his country.

Zapatero, President Jacques Chirac and Chancellor Gerhard Schröder are planning a three-way summit in the autumn. By way of preparation, Zapatero may find it useful to note that beyond Villepin, Joschka Fischer, Germany's foreign minister, refers to "jihadist terrorism" as the "new totalitarianism" and the world's greatest danger.

Read about the news that Le Monde deliberately withheld in order to eulogize its hero, Zapatero.
• The bubbles up from doldrums sometimes contain information meant to rise with stealth and vanish without a pop. Governments release new tax rates on Saturday nights in August, and corporations disclose especially embarrassing personnel decisions on getaway Friday afternoons.

There's no good reason to suppose that the Organization for Economic Cooperation and Development was trying to slip anything by anyone when it chose the busiest vacation period to release a study unfavorably comparing the economy of the euro area to that of United States. … Basically, the report's point was that alongside the euro zone's self-image as a succès d'estime, its inequalities in living conditions were greater than those in the United States. That meant that if you superimposed economic disparities in American regions against the euro zone's standards, only two states and 2 percent of the American population would be eligible for the structural fund assistance, or European Union cash aid to regions, that a disadvantaged 25 percent of the euro area can claim.

To understate things, this was no great advertisement for the EU's notion of economic justice and prosperity through integration and convergence.

The report's most striking detail: "U.S. income per capita is 30 percent above the euro area's, and the gap is widening." Roughly the same ratio also applies to gross national product. …

• Of all the bubbles, there are those bearing fairly serious surprises.

…French media coverage of the not-terribly-cryptic Democratic National Convention was awaited with some interest. As it turned out, American politics, which sometimes seem to arrive in Europe refracted by dozens of fun-house distortion mirrors, came through to Paris in astonishingly straight shape.

Le Figaro, noting the two presidential candidates' strange similarities on Iraq and other American superpower concerns, wrote of the Democrats' platform: "You could almost think that the Democrats simply wrote in Kerry's name in place of Bush's." … Nominally right-of-center, but abhorring Bush from its French nationalist stance, Le Figaro even went so far as to say that "empathy with the average American remains Bush's great strong point and Kerry's weakness." And just about everybody noted that Michael Moore, France's Beloved Yank of the moment, was kept at arm's length from center stage at the convention.

Considering the extent to which Bush is usually treated with total contempt in the press here -— its logic running that since intelligent Europe hates him so, how could any decent, non-fascistic American contemplate voting Republican? — this kind of coverage served as a meaningful corrective.

And it left the almost startling mid-summer impression that if Kerry ever failed to beat the ogre, however counter-instinctive the thought here, a discernible, rational, even quite democratic American process just might be the cause.