I was travelling across a golden meadow when I encountered the tiger. I fled, with the tiger close behind.
Coming to a precipice, I caught hold of a wild vine and swung myself over the edge. The tiger sniffed my scent above.
Trembling, I looked down to the beach far below and saw a second tiger pacing the sands. Only the vine sustained me.
Two mice, one black and one white, came out of a crevice and started to gnaw away at the vine.
I saw a luscious strawberry nearby. Grasping the vine with one hand I picked it with the other. How sweet it tasted!
[with apologies to Zen]
Monday, March 28, 2011
All Your Memos are Belong to us
Wikileaks human prop Julian Assange reveals how scared he is of people and how hostile he is to the human condition. Behold some of his bitter and fearful, melodramatic and auto-lionizing Vogon poetry:
Posted by Joe at 11:18