La fac veut qu'on aille manifester, les absences ne seront pas comptés! Jusqu'a Jeudi! génial Grasse Mat'! :DOr in other words:
Our university wants us to join the demonstration, absences won't be counted! Until Thursday! Awesome — we can sleep in late!
Sarkozy Learns That Taking Candy From the French is a Bitch, writes Greg Gutfield (merci à Valerie et à Benjamin).
…what is France today?
It’s bankrupt …
And…what’s driving this heroic protest? Oppression? Fascism? Threat of war?
No – vacations. Really.
You know how folks in France enjoy not working for really long periods of time? Well, it turns out that, after a while – when you don’t work, you can no longer pay for stuff – like the pensions that allow you to loaf around.
The protesters are trying to stop a bill that would raise retirement age from 60 to 62. Yeah – 62 – still pretty much the youngest retirement age anywhere. But workers feel it’ll ruin a good time- including the long playful summers, subsidized health care, free berets and mime welfare.
… This is what happens when you give something to someone, and then – in order to survive – try to take it away.
We were wrong: Taking candy from a baby is actually a bitch.
And only the truly ballsy can pull that off. Sarkozy – bless him – has more balls than a McDonald’s play pit.