Friday, August 09, 2013

My Dad Kept Staring at the Female Teenager

I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 66).
Valerie tells us.
We decided to grab a bite at the food court.

I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him.
The teenager had spiked hair in all different colours — green, red, orange, and blue.
My dad kept staring at her.

The teenager kept looking and would find my dad staring every time.

When the teenager had had enough, she sarcastically asked: “What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?”

Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his response; I knew he would have a good one!

In classic style he responded without batting an eyelid …………
“Got stoned once and  screwed  a peacock.  I was just wondering if you were my daughter."