Friday, March 13, 2009

What a Bunch of Morons




What better way for disinterested, meddling foreigners to free-ride on a “historic” US presidency by linking Obama, who I understand is a black man, with fried chicken?

To employ cheapness of thought similar to that of this Germany-based company and virtually all European critics of anything assocated with anything American, we’d like to point out that their plant happens to be situated 198 km from Bergen-Belsen, and 120 km from Westerbork, NL where there was no fried chicken to be found. See? We're just as culturally sensitive as your average cultural-halo-ensconced European. So there.

By the way, the same company sells horse spunk, presumably at the same address.

Have a nice day.