A Swedish political party is taking a stand against upright urination.Ah, but you don’t get it, it’s all about “the good of man”. (Wait!, even traditional collectivist patois isn’t acceptable these days . . .)
At a county council meeting Monday, the Left Party, or Vänsterpartiet, tabled a motion that would require office washrooms to be genderless with a sit-down-only requirement, reported the news agency Tidningarnas Telegrambyrå.
Vänsterpartiet, known as a socialist and feminist organization, believes seated urination is healthier for men and more hygienic for both sexes.Either that, or they just don’t want to build a mens’ room, and now that the collective is to serve all, even building shitters has to be rationed:
"That's not what we're doing. We want to give men the option of going into a clean toilet," he said.And thanks to socialism, there is always a way to make everyone happy by conversing, and eventually, undermining all the yackity-kack that replaced the simple task of putting up a wall and a door:
For men who might refuse to comply, party representatives suggested a separate set of toilets clearly labeled for stand-up urination only.Now I ‘m tearing up in happoiness. Right now, I really just want to buy the world a Coke and keep it company, what with the warm feeling of forcing conforming behavior on the public, and calling their anointed state of being “liberation”.
Sniff. I’m tearing up.