He was too stoned to properly read his Townhouse marching orders

Such is the level of political journalism in Fwance that the lead story for Libération PropagandaStaffel for 2 days running is that Doc Gyneco has announced his support for Nicolas Sarkozy. Doc Gyneco is a French rapper known for his slurred speech and stoner lyrics. His millionaire ex-partner, rapper Stomy Bugsy, has declared that the Doc has sold his soul to the devil. When every possible French show biz personality brown noses Djack Lang (French 'Minister of Culture' for Life) not a peep is heard from the French preSS. Bad boy rapper Joey Starr, known for beating chimps and airline stewardesses, is throwing his weight behind the Trotskyist LCR party headed by Olivier Besancenot.