I took my dad to the mall the
other day to buy some new shoes (he is 66).
Valerie tells us.
We decided to grab a bite at the
food court.
I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him.
The
teenager had spiked hair in all different colours — green, red, orange, and
blue.
My dad kept staring at her.
The teenager kept looking and would
find my dad staring every time.
When the teenager had had enough, she
sarcastically asked: “What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in
your life?”
Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would
not choke on his response; I knew he would have a good one!
In classic
style he responded without batting an eyelid …………
“Got stoned once and
screwed a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my daughter."
