Will they be able to use it to locate their heads stuck firmly up their asses?

Du toc, du toc, et toujours du toc. The Zeropeans try to get it on the global positioning market. Of course, and as always, this whole thing will turn out to be a good deal more expensive than advertised, and hapless European taxpayers will foot the bill. Oh, and don't expect it to be delivered on time either.