It Turns Out that Most People Who Are Against Circumcision — in Order to Prevent Harm to "Defenseless" Babies — Are Leftists Who Also Happen to Be in Favor of Abortion

Another contribution to the Babylon Bee: 

It Turns Out that Most People Who Are Against the Procedure of Circumcision — Because It Is Allegedly "a Violation" of the Rights of the Child (i.e., in Order to Prevent Harm to "Defenseless" Babies) — Are Leftists Who Also Happen to Be in Favor of Abortion