Corpor(e)al admission rituals

You are what you eat plug an E-3’s butt with.

I’m still waiting for the continent that’s habitually outraged by the mere breathing of U.S. troops to say something.

Still waiting.

No, that’s okay. I’ll hold.

No, I really don’t want to watch Caligula in the mean time, I’ll just wait, thanks.

The fuse is lit!