We know more about a 3,300-year-old teen pharaoh mummy penis than we do about…

Seriously, we know more about a 3,300-year-old teen pharaoh mummy penis than we do about what lies carefully preserved in Romney's tax returns before 2010.

Ho ho, hilarious comparison, you are so funny.

Seriously, if you had sense of fairness, you could have been saying — not just now, but over the past 4-5 years — that "we know more about a 3,300-year-old teen pharaoh mummy penis than we do about what lies carefully preserved" in Barack Obama's college transcripts records.

Seriously, you could have added that "we know more about a 3,300-year-old teen pharaoh mummy penis than we do about" Obama's girlfriends and dating life as a young man (a "composite character" in Mitt Romney's past would have led to him being branded — hardly incorrectly — as a liar; but then again, Mitt is a treacherous Republican).

Unimportant asides in this election season?

Perhaps, but at least they might reveal information about a man's mental process and sentimental life.

And again, you had 4 to 5 years to pursue those leads, leads to results that might not even reflect badly on the man (au contraire, they might do nothing but give him wholly deserved praise and a(n even more) positive aura). Instead the Obamaniacs — both media types and common citizens — have shown zero interest in asking for papers to be released or for former girlfriends to be interviewed…

After all, you do not, you must not — you never — put into question anything the One says, anything the One does, anything the One said, or anything the One did…