Emails from the Edge

Who knew that email would turn a perfectly normal bulletin board type posting to sell something into an animated version of a Fellini film.

Not coming as much of a surprise, most of the exchanges seem to take place in and around Philadelphia.

As if you couldn’t guess.

From Me to ********@gmail.com
RE: Clydesdale horse needs caring owners:

Hey there!

Your horse looks beautiful! Is he still available?

Michael Murphy
Vice President
Murphy Glue Factory, Inc.

From ********@gmail.com to Me
RE: Clydesdale horse needs caring owners:

HELL NO!!!

(This one’s for you, Arf.)