The Stuttering Speech of King Nicolas I

Oscar for The King's Speech
• "King" Nicolas Sarkozy: Iiiii have dddecided to rennnnominate Jjjjuppé who will brrrring honor once again to Frrrrrance's diploplo… diploplo… (pfff!…) to that thingamajig with foreigners, illegals, burkas, and all that stuff…

As predicted last week, Michèle Alliot-Marie is out of a job, replaced in the foreign ministry by (now former) defense minister Alain Juppé, a Sarkozy government reorganization satirized by Plantu in the wake of the Oscar given to Colin Firth for his stuttering character in The King's Speech…