You’re Welcome, Douchebag

It didn’t take long to find “the balance of comments” even to an article in Le Figaro to be split between those who want the US to do as much as possible and to do its’ best in Haiti, and the predictable Moi! Moi! Moi! Regarde moi!:

The Americans are not philanthropists, they are deployed in Haiti in such force for purely STRATEGIC reasons. Although France has denounced this… or should we simply go to sleep or applaud them? Personally I don’t think it’s anti-Americanism to speak the truth.

Now with the anti-Americanism, know my good sir, that American "anti-Europeanism”, and the anti-French-ism is much more exaggerated, more virulent, more contemptuous and especially well more insulting than our image of America. Please read the articles in the American press at the outbreak of the war in Iraq to call to mind the words of appalling Ricains, before his final notice their lamentable mistake and deception, however crude their leaders!. Then confess that some of this anti-Americanism is rather nice...

Which is to rage indignantly at the possibility that the US is not doing what this cretin is fantasizing, and that in using the “Ricains” insult, we should just be thankful for them not noticing their 24/7/365 obsessive hatred – especially in light of their thin-skinned inability to get past the isolated “freedom fries” story of a decade ago.

But as we all know, they MUST have an underhanded agenda!

Does nobody find it strange how quickly the Americans have deployed?

Sending:
-10.000 Men
- 1 aircraft carrier (why?)
- 1 destroyer
- 1 cruiser
- Water DESALINATION Plants (by people with their hands in the government’s pocket)
- Thousands of tons of material (hummers, motorcycles, trucks, RVs...) Complete

All this leaves me puzzled about the events that took place. You should know that the Americans were expelled from the Dominican Republic (I went and talked with residents), since the U.S. has more places to vacation. And he was discovered by the KGB that the Americans would have used a seismic bomb under the island to cause an earthquake.

I do not say that everything is true, but I just said that we might suspect.

Unable to imagine anything unlike his own little world, he doesn’t realize that calling up 10000 reservists or troops overnight isn’t some kind of secret plan, because that’s what a callup is.

Troops were mobilized just as quickly when Katrina hit, but one would have hardly found malevolence in that frightening rapidity. We find, once again, a need to explain that a carrier can crank out 1,6M L of potable water a day, function as a hospital, and operate aircraft. Of course the fool thinks they are there in case someone needs to call in an airstrike, but there’s no pleasing some people.

And that tenuous “truthy-truth”... that thing that “just must be” for their delusions to go on undisturbed:

But Chavez also says that the United States is trying to colonize Haiti. Do you really really think they mobilized 15000 men for nothing?

And the ever popular:

There would then be OIL [there] .. This explains the U.S. interest. Just like Texas, California, Alaska ...

Which are assumed to not be part of the United States, somehow, all of "occupied" and "invaded" by their favorite Snidely Whiplash in anticipation of the discovery of the usefulness of oil almost a century before the first Tin Lizzie rolled off the line.

Remember, this is how these spankers treat RELIEF EFFORTS if the US is involved.