Martha Coakley: "And without further ado…
I would like to present to you…"
Martha Coakley: "…the United Nations' Special Envoy to Haiti!"
[Cheers and applause]
Bill Clinton (sotto voce): "Darnit, lady: Couldn't you just have said
something like… 'the 42nd president of the United States'?!"
Bill Clinton (to himself): "Jeez Louise…
No wonder this douche needs us to bail 'er out…"
Bill Clinton: "Yes! It's true! I ought to be in
Port-au-Prince! Now! Right this minute! But!…"
Bill Clinton: "…Mark my words!
My esteemed colleague Martha Coakley is a Democrat! And
a Democrat always knows how to get his or her priorities straight!"
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