Alternative reality

Operating under the rubric that "it's five-o'clock somewhere," might as well start the weekend early with a drink and a giggle:

But let’s not pretend one size fits all – and that we can choose on everything. We can’t. We don’t even want to. And if we did we’d probably get it wrong. So it’s up to the state to do the most complex things – to take the stress of these decisions away from us – but to then supply these services at an excellent standard.

Update: Timmy too

Update II: It is officially five-o'clock here in Brussels, let it pour