Oink!

Germans have a DIN standard for everything, including humans.

But at least there’s always a bright side to studies like these. Scientists have also determined that German women’s breast volume has increased some 2.3 centimeters since the last measurement (nice work if you can get it, Mr. Scientist Man) so pump up the volume already or something.

Which brings us inevitably to the great intellectuals of that worldy “global” world that feel so shunned by western intellectualism.