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The always prescient Max Keiser makes a living by predicting the news of tomorrow. Why not a post which predicts news that will not be news tomorrow? You will recall the gnashing and wailing last year from that paper of record, the New York Times:

After watching wholesale lots of the Bush administration's most important e-mails go mysteriously missing, Congress is trying to legislate against any further damage to history. The secrecy-obsessed White House is, of course, threatening a veto — one more effort to deny Americans their rightful access to the truth about how their leaders govern or misgovern.

One rather doubts this latest twist will actually be acknowledged quite so fulsomely by that very same paper of record:

The Obama administration, siding with former President George W. Bush, is trying to kill a lawsuit that seeks to recover what could be millions of missing White House e-mails.

Someone alert Minitrue.