I Can’t Wait to Hear the Creative Explanations

French soldiers accused of torture:

The European Union ordered about 1,500 soldiers to go to the DR Congo in an effort to provide safety to civilians and stop thieves plundering the region in 2003, Deustche Welle reported.

Since there were no Americans involved there’s surely no reason to air any of that comforting outrage their great national brain-trust is so famous for yet.