Moochers of the World, Unite!

It seems that South American Marxists are beating off so much to their own anti-American chants, that the thrill is lost in all their confusion:

Daniel Ortega, the president of Nicaragua, joined Chávez in his criticism of U.S.-style capitalism, saying "the dictatorship" of global capitalism "has lost control." Three days earlier, Ortega had shouted "Long live the U.S. government" as he inaugurated an American-financed section of highway in his country.

- And the hat tip goes to Mister Happy,
who like Daniel Ortega can be bought.