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of “mantyhose”. Now be a good girl, and follow whatever trend you’re told to. I'm sure they'll sell like hot cakes.

Update: in view of all that, I can't even gage the coolness of this comment by Linda:

All those years we women have been wanting to rid the world of the abomination known as pantyhose and now the manufacturers want to subject "men" to it?

Kiss me, you fool.

- With thanks to Papertiger