Say ‘plastic turkey’ and watch ‘em drool like Pavlov’s dog

What the leftist world view has boiled down to at this point is that causes need to be invented to channel rage, almost to the point of ridiculousness:

Most of UPC’s activities, though, are fairly regarded as theatre of the absurd. Its 2001 campaign to abolish the production and sale of “rubber chicken” toys is a good example. UPC’s Davis says that these comic props are “cruel and obscene.” She also claimed that these harmless gag items have “pornographic implications.”

And yet the media will employ only conservative causes and organizations as the goat in any mocking exposé. How cute.