Bush Making Preparations for the Devastatation of the Pacific Coast's Indian Population

Having made efforts to harm part of America's African-American population in August 2005, the Bush administration is getting ready for it's latest act of infamy: the destruction of part of the nation's Native American population.

"The arrogance of this administration knows no bounds!" bemoaned one Indian spokesman who asked not to be named. He added that an eruption would but cap what seems to be part of a well-rehearsed plot (undoubtedly linked to global warming) designed for the sole purpose of harassing residents while offering them little to no help.