Bias? What bias?

A typical day at Auntie’s house:

Britain’s goals in Afghanistan are mere fiction, a discussion of political left and right is announced with the forgone conclusion brought to you by a roadsign, and of course weeping mother Gaia to force open your checkbook.

In other words: We are all idiots. We may not think for ourselves. Our betters in the media will do that for us.

The fuse is lit!