Winner of the coveted ¡No Pasaràn! tag-line award

EU Rota:

Sectarianism: Dueling Banjos
Environmentalism: What The... I want my money back.
Germany: Sisyphus may have had It easy
EU Scam: Dead dorse beaten, marinated, and derved With GMO corn
EU Elites: despot put on ice

And this:

EU Competitiveness: objects in rear view mirror are closer than they appear

Bravo, old chap! The asian meteors chasing that cute but nebulous blob are a fabulous touch.