Progressivism soon to have its’ epicene ecstasy

A parody headline sure to please the most confused person in the world, who unlike those with another world view, does not get bunged by a retailer. A few million must die of course to usher in the great progressive earthly paradise:

Israel Dismantles; World's Problems End

«Persistent rhetoric coming from concerned progressive critics worldwide has finally convinced Israeli officials that the state of Israel has no moral right to exist. "That's it," Prime Minister Ariel Sharon explained at a press conference. "We are dismantling the Nation of Israel. I'm leaving for Poland next week."
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From Russia to Morocco to Yemen to France, countries are anticipating the arrival of Israelis. In Moscow, an enormous banner was erected that read "Welcome Home, Jews." and erstwhile presidential candidate Vladimir Zhirinovsky exclaimed, "I'm going to bake a huge batch of cookies for this homecoming!" And in cities throughout Germany, joyous "Judenfests" were ubiquitous, as local citizens were arranging festivals to celebrate the Jewish arrival.»

So... that’s that. All of civilization’s difficulties end if we follow the great rhetoric of the tranzi leftist mind, which due to the need to include all, has managed to justify notions of pagrom into the minds of the gullible. In fact the mind has been so softened that even Nazi-chic is acceptable fare for the young, hip, and artfully minded.