Saturday, January 08, 2005

Like Other Americans, Jack Valenti Should Remain Open to French Criticism

Claudine Mulard has an article on Jack Valenti in which she describes, among other things, the 1993 fight over the General Agreement on Tariffs and Trade (GATT), using, naturally, the word "intransigeant" to describe Washington's position (when it is France which is refusing to yield in any international crisis, it is the word "firm" and/or "principled" that the French media use)…

When the 82-year-old (the age Mulard gives us doesn't fit with the DOB provided below) who headed the Motion Picture Association of America (MPAA) for 38 years complains about the French attitude during the talks (and that in a rather diplomatic tone of voice — "I was extremely troubled by the hostility which arose in 1993 and afterwards"), Mulard manages to temper this with tongue-in-cheek criticism of Valenti: "the fighter whom one would have thought less sensitive to criticism!" (Exclamation mark hers).

(Needless to say, the Texan was not troubled for himself, but at the extent to which the American position — and America itself — were being defamed in the French press and French society.)

Of course, if (the) criticism is French, it can only be "valid", "creative", and "objective" — or, as Le Figaro likes to put it, "pertinent".

Elf, the Africa Gas Pump

The Théâtre des Déchargeurs. is showing Elf, a Gas Pump Named Africa, the play Nicolas Lambert wrote about the trial concerning "the break-in of the century".

As Le Monde's Pascale Robert-Diard writes,

Nicolas Lambert a tout retenu [du procès]. … Il a saisi ces phrases dignes des meilleurs dialogues d'Audiard, pointé la soudaine pudeur sémantique des prévenus dès lors qu'il s'agissait d'évoquer la "caisse noire" d'Elf et les financements politiques — "l'opaque", "l'occulte", "la cuisine", "ces choses-là", "cela" —, noté les petites lâchetés, les demi-vérités, les vrais mensonges et les faux aveux qui ont jalonné l'instruction à l'audience de cette incroyable affaire de détournements de fonds et de corruption où s'entremêlent intérêts pétroliers et déboires conjugaux, hommes d'Etat et hommes de main.
And so, after reading about this play concerning "French oil colonialism", you may be tempted to say, "At last! The French are finally going to come to their senses, and see that what they have been accusing Uncle Sam of is far worse, or a at least as bad, at home"; you may be tempted to say, "Ah, all these accusation about the lies of the Bush administration, they have finally seen the light and will be less eager to listen to the self-serving opinions of the media and the élite".

If you were thus tempted, you would be wrong. You would be making a big mistake.

The French, like the other Europeans (and the UN), never fail, it is true, to be good at judging domestic events that occurred in the past.

It is in the present that they fail, that they fail entirely.

Which is totally normal, when you think about it, as they currently (whenever that "currently" happens to be) have far worse things to worry about, and far worse enemies to themselves (and to the world) to confront than the excesses of their own leaders. Those great dangers, as always, come from Uncle Sam.

And so, five, 10, 20, 50 years down the road, the truth of Chirac's involvement with Saddam Hussein and the oil-for-food scandal may finally come out, and may be fully exposed.

As for the domestic scandals of the day, they will not be dealt with, or dwelt upon, because France will be far more charged up about Uncle Sam's latest perfidy!…

Just like today's scandals over the Elf affair or, say, the (10-year-old) Rwanda genocide, the élite and powers-to-be (and journalists) will spend the necessary time upon it, but will proceed to get it quickly behind them, a very necessary thing, you understand, not only "to quicken the process of national healing" but also in order to get back to the "nitty and gritty", i.e., confronting the latest perfidy to emerge from across the Atlantic…

Friday, January 07, 2005

Judges in the News

Piotr Smolar has an article on Jean-Louis Bruguière, France's anti-terrorism judge who is considered a friend of, and by, the "Anglo-Saxons".

Check out the Le Monde article and read about all the hassle (and all the bile) a person gets when he is efficient, does good work, and gets results.

In a not wholly related story "involving French-speaking international diplomacy" (merci à Big Daddy Cool), one of the

country's best-known public magistrates … is now under intensive Justice Ministry scrutiny for his alleged behavior at the Fifth Conference of European General Prosecutors in Germany this past May. [Pierre] Hontang attended the gathering as keynote speaker for a session on "fundamental principles of ethics for prosecutors" … however, Hontang also slipped away from the conference at least twice …
(This is where the story gets interesting…)



The world according to Plantu: Elections for Palestinian terrorists, yes --- elections for Iraqi citizens, no Le Monde selon Plantu: Elections pour les terroristes palestiniens, oui --- élections pour les citoyens irakiens, non


Millard Fillmore on Change and Progress

Today is the birthday of Millard Fillmore, the president (1800-1874) who asked the rhetorical question,
It is not strange... to mistake change for progress.



Filthy scumbags Sales fils de pute
If it's not enough it's stingy, if it's more than enough it's tied to political second thoughts.
Si ce n'est pas assez c'est pingre, si c'est plus qu'assez c'est sujet à des arrières pensées politiques.

Thursday, January 06, 2005

First Guantánamo, then Abu Ghraib, and Now This…

The horror, the horror…

Shame upon Iraq's citizens, how dare they…?!

Don't Iraqis and America's evil reactionaries alike understand that the "suspected" insurgent needs to have every last one of his rights guaranteed and respected? Who cares whether he stealthily tried to place a bomb under a car in Baghdad? Who cares whether he tried to kill innocent and unaware bystanders? That is simply not pertinent… This man was a courageous member of the Iraq's brave resistance movement demonstrating the legendary valor of his brave comrades…

Also, remember that the gentleman must be treated with the utmost cordiality; he must not incur the slightest bodily harm; and in jail, he must be guaranteed comfort, the basic necessities, and the privacy of his own cell, not to be intruded upon by anyone except his lawyer…

Shookhran to Gregory

(P.S. So yes, it does seem like Iraqi bomb-finding is improving…)




What Zeropa does best Ce que la Zéropa sait faire de mieux
Stand around and say nothing. At the same time, American choppers roared.
Rester immobile et se tenir coite. Au même moment, les hélicos américains rugissaient dans le ciel.

Tsunami: Chirac Is Concerned

What about?

I mean, what is it about the horrendous tsunami disaster that the ever-wise, -lucid, -rational, -Cartesian French are concerned about, and that they can edify us retards and/or simpletons about?

What is the biggest threat facing mankind at this time? (Surely not Uncle Sam again?)

[Jacques] Chirac was concerned that the U.S. tsunami aid operation had sidestepped traditional UN channels. This followed a U.S. decision to form a separate aid coalition with Australia, Japan and India, all key regional powers with substantial resources.
Brian Knowlton explains in the International Herald Tribune that the Tuesday meetings between the EU and the U.S. "came after France, in particular, had grumbled over a U.S. official's suggestion that France was not being particularly generous, and as President Jacques Chirac was reported to be growing increasingly concerned that U.S. aid efforts were designed to circumvent the United Nations in potentially damaging ways."

Needless to say, when France criticizes America about anything, the "comments" are always "pertinent" and said in nothing more than an oh-so-friendly manner, mais quoi. Let's read on…

The account, published in the Frankfurter Allgemeine Zeitung, reported that Chirac, without openly criticizing the Bush administration, feared "that Washington is deliberately circumventing the United Nations and wants to compete with the international organization."

It said, without citing its sources, that "President Chirac wants to hinder America from using its ad hoc-organized aid operation to set a precedent that will lastingly weaken the role of the United Nations."

It quoted him as having said publicly that the tsunami had provided proof that the fate of all people "cannot be separated from that of our planet" and that global organizations like the UN must therefore be strengthened.

Not all of this is edifying

Meanwhile, Roger Cohen adds that

Jacques Chirac, the French president, sees a chance to place the United Nations, rather than the United States, at the center of an international initiative that plays to the image he seeks to cultivate of Europe as peacemaker and donor. His government has proposed the creation of a global civil protection force to intervene in such emergencies, a form of intervention that could scarcely be more distinct from that of American forces in Iraq.

The United Nations, hurt by the oil-for-food scandal, battling the image of ineffective talk-shop, sees an opportunity to demonstrate its ability to coordinate an emergency relief operation. Its bureaucrats have become loquacious, indulged by European television networks with on-air time to fill.

Not all of this is edifying. …

Where is the Muslim aid?

…asks Hanns Stadelmann, a Hague reader of the International Herald Tribune.
Something really baffles me. Where is the tsunami assistance from Muslim nations? Why do I see only the Red Cross and not the Red Crescent? Where are the aid workers from Pakistan, Iran, Egypt, Morocco, to name but a few?

Indonesia is the largest Muslim nation on earth, the province of Aceh, the most conservative of all. Shouldn't Aceh be saturated with doctors and nurses and helicopters and aid workers from all these Muslim nations?



French parano
Paranoid? Nah! ChicType spills the dope on the State of the Nation.
Parano? Nan! ChicType nous fait le topo sur l'Etat de la Fwance.




Zeropa: incontinent and inconsequential Continent La Zéropa: Vieux Continent incontinent et inconséquent
"... most Europeans, having been made stupid by their own weakness, would rather see America fail in Iraq than lift a finger for free and fair elections there."
"... la plupart des européens, abrutis par leur propre faiblesse, préfereraient assister à un échec américain en Irak plutôt que de consacrer des efforts en vue de l'organisation d'élections libres là-bas."
"[terrorsts] are murdering Iraqis every day for the sole purpose of preventing them from exercising that thing so many on the political left and so many Europeans have demanded for the Palestinians: 'the right of self-determination.'"
"[les terrorsts] tuent des irakiens chaque jour dans le seul but de les empêcher d'obtenir la chose réclamée pour les palestiniens par tellement de gens de gauche et d'européens: 'le droit à l'auto-détermination.'"

Here comes another Iraqi voter.





No go for No logo Les anti-pubards l'ont dans le baba



Wednesday, January 05, 2005

Rest in Peace

Will Eisner

Hitler's Last Surviving Bodyguard

People who can read French may be interested in checking out Nicolas Bourcier's article on the last surviving bodyguard of Adolf Hitler.

During his five years by Hitler's side, Rochus Misch, now 87, witnessed many things. One of the last was der Führer talking to Joseph Goebbels: "And so that the same thing doesn't happen to me that happened to Mussolini [who was stoned and hung upside down], take all dispositions that I be burned after my death."

One of the most interesting statements is found in a documentary in which Hitler's secretary was interviewed. Hitler was "a true criminal" stated Traudl Junge, but "like millions of other people", she did not note this…

Well, how can one blame those millions of people? After all, those millions of people were more concerned with the true enemies of humanity, such as the Anglo-Saxons and the Jews…

Douglas's website offers
a much more complete translation

In related news (Danke zu Herr Schreiber),
a French boy is expelled from school

Und How Apout eine Ronald-Reagan-Strasse?

Fouten't a Ronalt Reakan Schtreet pe more abbrobriate for dee city off Perlin?

Nein, nein, dat man vas doo reagzhionary, zee, Ronalt Reakan tid no goot, he tid nos'eeng vor dee atfancement von zoschiedy

How Should the West Reward Castro for Releasing Prisoners from His "Pigsty"?

Confronted with Fidel Castro's early December release of a handful of political prisoners, members of the European Union, pressed by Spain's Zapatero, have eased their opposition while debating to what extent they should normalize relations with the Caribbean island.

Meanwhile, Olivier Languepin has an article on the "hellish" prison of Boniato. The Cuban Guantánamo (it is located not far from its Yanqui counterpart) is quite a different place from the American Guantánamo ("If I were to make a one-sentence summary of this ordeal" at Boniato, said Manuel Vazquez Portal, "I would say I spent 15 months inside the latrines of an army barracks or inside a pigsty"), but apart from this (token) article, the least one can say is that Le Monde has not written a whole hell of a lot about the subject. (More here…). When you think about it, though, isn't that normal, after all, given that the independent daily's clear responsability to its readers is to keep them informed of "the crimes of the Americans"? (The latest example, in which Éric Fottorino coined a new word, appeared as long ago as… this afternoon.)

A year or so ago, I quoted a New York Times op-ed column:

Is it too much to say that more Chiliens would have died and suffered (if only economically), had Allende's party remained in power? Maybe. But if the past — and other leftist systems — serve as any kind of example, [the fact remains that the sequels "of arrests, death, torture, and exile" are often worse under would-be leftist authoritarian régimes than under rightist ones], including in Latin America. In that perspective, the testimony of a Cuban dissident is instructive: the jails of Fidel Castro are far worse than those of Fulgencio Batista, he says. Who is the writer? A capitalist reactionary? An imperialist? A (neo-)fascist? A Batista ally? No. Gustavo Arcos Bergnes is Castro's fellow revolutionary, imprisoned with the future Líder Maximo in the mid-1950s. And he experienced Castro both as a fellow cell-mate and (twice) as a warden. Castro's violent revolutionaries of the 1950s were treated far more humanely by the dictator Batista than non-violent human rights activists are treated by Castro today, he says as he recalls getting special treatment (hospital rooms as cells, private cooking facilities, etc) and pardons after only 21 months. (Since Castro's coming to power, incidentally, there have been 20,000 summary executions, but — unlike Pinochet's 3,000 victims — these are not of any more concern to "human rights activists" than those killed by Spain's Republicans in the 1930s.)
Back to the position that the EU and the West should adopt:
This is … the moment to ask ourselves two key questions:
writes Carlos Alberto Montaner (while informing us, among other things that "a grandson of Ernesto 'Che' Guevera" has gone into exile abroad).

Why is Castro relenting at this time? and What should the international community do now that Castro has given ground? In Don't reward Castro for releasing prisoners, he provides the answers:

The answer [to the second question] was given by Socialist Javier Solana, who happens to be the high representative of the European Union for Foreign Policy and Security: "The European Union has nothing to give Cuba for correcting an injustice."

That's a fact. It would be a huge mistake to reward Castro for pausing in the commission of a crime. For half a century, the Comandante has learned that the simplest way to achieve his ends is to mistreat the Cubans or harm any unfriendly society and then "sell" to his adversaries a halt to his dastardly behavior.


Zéropa

Thanks to Pierre.
Merci à Pierre.

George Washington Carver on the Origin of 99% of Failures

Today is the birthday of George Washington Carver, the US agricultural chemist (1864-1903) who said:
Fear of something is at the root of hate for others, and hate within will eventually destroy the hater.

How far you go in life depends on your being tender with the young, compassionate with the aged, sympathetic with the striving and tolerant of the weak and strong. Because someday in your life you will have been all of these.

Ninety-nine percent of the failures come from people who have the habit of making excuses.

Since new developments are the products of a creative mind, we must therefore stimulate and encourage that type of mind in every way possible.




Transparency at last! Enfin, une semblance de transparence!
EU and UN are invisible.
L'UE et l'ONUzi sont invisibles.

"The general attitude of peace activists I met was tension and anger", writes an Iraqi poet. "They were impossible to reason with…"

After hearing numerous outrageous opinions,
we [Iraqis] finally comprehended how little we had in common with these 'peace activists' who constantly decried American crimes, and hated to listen to us talk about the terrible long nightmare that ended with the collapse of the regime
writes Naseer Flayih Hasan on FrontPageMagazine.
We came to understand how these "humanitarians" experienced a sort of pleasure when terrorists or former remnants of the regime created destruction in Iraq—just so they could feel that they were right, and the Americans wrong! Worse, we realized it was hopeless to make them grasp our feelings.

… It’s worth noting, as well, that the general attitude of peace activists I met was tension and anger. They were impossible to reason with. … their dogmatic anti-American attitudes naturally drew them to guides, translators, drivers and Iraqi acquaintances who were themselves supporters of the regime. These Iraqis, in turn, affected the peace activists until they came to share almost the same judgments and opinions as the terrorists and defenders of Saddam.

… You can imagine how … troubling it is to hear Jacques Chirac take satisfaction from the violence wreaked by the terrorists—those bloody monsters that we Iraqis know so well—because they justify France’s original opposition to the war…

Read the entire article
(Danke zu F R Hoffmann)




The world according to Bono Le monde selon Bono
"The world needs more Canada," Bono said. Where is Canada now?
"Le monde a besoin de davantage de Canada," Bono said. Canada en est où au juste?




You say you want a revolution? Ça vous dit une lobotomie à la chevrotine?
Remember the morons who were calling for Blue State vs. Red State civil war (especially in the panty-waist fringe of the French blogosphere)? Bring it on.
Souvenez-vous des crétins qui appelaient à la guerre civile aux Etats-unis avec les états Blues contre les états Rouges? (surtout chez la frange pédaloïde de la blogosphère franchouille)? Que la razzia commence.

Tuesday, January 04, 2005




Money grubbers Les franchouilles sont prêts de leurs sous
Stingy. The French dead last in Amazon tsunami donations.
Une générosité de 'pingres'. Les franchouilles 'lanternes rouges' en matière de dons sur Amazon suite au tsunami.

French Hostages' Guide to Sue GIs Who Freed Him

Here, on the other hand, is a news item that Le Monde, France 3, and RFI will feature prominently…

Even the manner in which the chauffeur of Christian Chesnot and Georges Malbrunot was released by the American forces that freed him is grounds for his suing them…

The suit that Maître Vergès filed on behalf of Mohammed Al-Joundi states that

this suit is aimed at the members of the American armed forces who are guilty of ill treatment towards me, who tortured me, who threatened me with death, including the way they freed me, at nightfall, in the middle of a curfew, putting my life in danger

A French Journalist in the Know (and How!) Said What?

Do not hold your breath waiting for Le Monde, France 3, and RFI to stop using the words "resistance" and "insurgents" as well as "army of occupation" for the Americans fighting them…
A French hostage who was released last week after four months in Iraq says his kidnappers grouped militants linked to al Qaeda and former members of ousted president Saddam Hussein's ruling party.

Journalist Christian Chesnot told Arabic newspaper Asharq al-Awsat newspaper in an interview published on Thursday the men who were guarding him and fellow French journalist Georges Malbrunot included "fundamentalists" and former Baath officials.

… "The group, as far as we understood, was made up of former Baathists, including the body guard of the personal secretary of Saddam Hussein," Chesnot was quoted as saying.

"In addition, there are also youths who told us they had been trained in Afghanistan on making explosives and who referred to (al Qaeda leader) Osama bin Laden as Sheikh Osama."

… The United States, whose army led the 2003 war that toppled Saddam, has repeatedly said ex-members of the largely secular Baath Party members were involved in the insurgency in Iraq and that they are working with militant groups — their former foes.

(Merci, Grégoire)

Another Story We Will Not Read in Le Monde…

…or watch on France 2…

Logan:

“I love American Soldiers. I want to help them in every way possible, because without them we would have nothing”

(Shookhran to GS)




After the riot act ... Suite aux quatres vérités ...
Koffee Hard-On gets a move on. Didn't some spittle shooting clown-faced shithead jabber that their was no problem at the UN?
Kafé Hardeur se magne le cul. Il n'y avait pas un connard de bouseu qui postillonnait avec sa bouille à bozo en baragouinant qu'il n'y avait pas de problème avec l'ONUzi?

The Tsunami Aid Figures So Far

"The greatest source of America's generosity is not our government," Bush said, "it's the good heart of the American people."
According to the International Herald Tribune's Brian Knowlton:
[Jan] Egeland noted that private U.S. donations already appeared set to surpass the $350 million Bush has promised.

That is the second largest donation, after Japan's $500 million, and ahead of the World Bank and Britain. The overall total has reached $2.1 billion.

France, which originally donated €15 million, or $20.5 million, before tripling that amount, said it was further increasing its aid to €48.8 million, and sending two navy ships carrying helicopters, a medical team and an operating room.

"For decades France has viewed the United States as a unique threat"

Antoine Audouard's double-standard whining is neutered by John J Miller's column on neo-Gaullism in the IHT
… Shortly after Bush's re-election, the current French president, Jacques Chirac, called the post-Saddam Hussein world "more dangerous," announced that the United States doesn't "return favors" to Europe and even accused Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld of "a lack of culture."

Chirac managed to stuff all these comments into a single interview, which happened to coincide with Bush's firm support for a French military crackdown in the Ivory Coast, where antigovernment insurgents have endangered French citizens.

Yet it's a mistake to assume that Chirac's rhetoric was just a clumsy expression of pent-up frustration with American voters. French foreign policy in the 1960s was not driven by a leader's personal antipathy for a brash Texan in the White House, and neither is today's. For decades France has viewed the United States as a unique threat. …

Before the invasion of Iraq, Paris didn't just express reservations — it tried to sabotage American goals in every feasible venue, from the chambers of the Security Council to the committee rooms of NATO. Since then, it has issued a raft of demands, including the hasty transfer of sovereignty to an ad-hoc Iraqi government, as well as a date certain by which the United States will remove its troops, no matter the circumstances.

Chirac's diplomats even spent October lobbying unsuccessfully for Iraqi insurgent groups — the ones now killing American troops and Iraqi civilians — to be represented at the international meeting in Egypt in November. It is difficult to see how French interests are furthered in any way by this behavior, unless France is understood to believe that its own aims are advanced whenever American ones are thwarted. …

To the Edge of Unreality: The Conceit that the Cartesian French Have the Gifts of Insight, Low-Key Rationality, and Special Leverage in the Arab World

In the International Herald Tribune, John Vinocur dissects the messy French analysis of its Iraq hostage crisis:
'We told them that we were French journalists, there to do our job, and particularly to show the realities of the resistance," Georges Malbrunot said, recounting his first contacts with the Islamic fundamentalists who held him hostage for four months in Iraq.

Rather like a business card, this weltanschauung was offered up to his abductors immediately after Malbrunot and Christian Chesnot were seized Aug. 20 on the road between Baghdad and Najaf.

Handcuffed by a group of masked men, Malbrunot said, he explained to them: "Every time in history that there's an occupation, there's resistance. We distanced ourselves from the Americans right away and stuck to the French position. France's position is to say the occupation is illegal, so from this point on, the war is illegal."

After 124 days in captivity, Malbrunot, who was working for Le Figaro, and Chesnot, employed by the state-owned Radio France Internationale, were freed on Dec. 21.

Yet rather than living a self-celebratory moment through the release of two cool and resilient reporters, France has fallen since into a recriminatory debate about why they were not gotten out sooner. This perceived government failure, and the continuing backbiting around it, devastates a couple of already shaky local conceits: that the French hold special leverage in the Arab world and insights worthy of Descartes into its functioning.

Since his release, Malbrunot has described himself as trying to remain Cartesian and humble in dealing with his captors. After all, during the ordeal of his detention, and in line with the logic France has brought to the aftermath of the war — dismissing the notion of a clash of civilizations in Iraq as a hysterical, essentially Yankee construct, and arguing that the French stand at wisdom's remove from it — who was to say a little low-keyed rationality might not have been the best way out of this mess?

But Malbrunot's account of what happened, and the discussion about the government's brassy overconfidence in trying to prise the men free, show the attempts to rescue the journalists, and perhaps France's notion of its place in the Middle East, pushing at the edges of unreality.

… A month or so into their captivity, a kind of creeping epiphany reached out and grabbed at Malbrunot's French world view. "Little by little," he wrote, "we came to discover we were really on planet bin Laden."

An existential contradiction: in Paris's definition of evil, bin Laden's Qaeda constellation is a terrorist one, whose forces French units are fighting in Afghanistan, and hardly armed resisters against an illegal occupation.

Malbrunot's account points to his coming to the conclusion in September that if the Cartesian in him bolstered his very real courage and lucidity, his Frenchness, and making the case to his captors that this rendered his kidnapping just a misunderstanding among reasonable men, would not get him far.

… During the same period, Foreign Minister Michel Barnier and a right-wing Gaullist member of the National Assembly named Didier Julia were working through Arab intermediaries to free the hostages. But their confused, although parallel, efforts failed in very public ignominy. In early October, Julia charged Barnier, who appears to have facilitated his free-lance undertaking, with incompetence, and Barnier accused Julia of putting the hostages' lives at risk through his operation.

What was certain: the French government's embarrassment at having signaled at the outset that the France-friendly pressure of solidarity from the region's Muslims made the journalists' freedom only a matter of days. Perhaps more excruciatingly, as prospects dimmed, Barnier offered up a message to the hostage-takers that sounded like France promising international recognition (participation for "groups and people who have currently chosen armed resistance" at a conference on Iraq's future) to those Malbrunot had come to see as Islamic terrorists.

For his efforts, the reply Barnier got from the Islamic Army in Iraq was a statement that France's history with the Muslims was filled "with hate and blood," and that if France hadn't joined the Americans in the Iraq war, it was "for its own interests and not for the good of the Iraqi people."

More than two more months pass. The journalists come home, their freedom obtained by what Defense Minister Michèle Alliot-Marie called "an exclusively French operation," officially without strings or ransom or gunfire — although one the weekly Le Canard Enchainé says cost France €15 million, or $19.5 million, in payoffs.

In fact, the accounts of what happened appear increasingly out of plumb.

Julia, whose two associates were placed under investigation last week with the extravagant charge of illegal contacts with foreign powers, has threatened the government with embarrassing new disclosures, while Barnier now admits the hostages' families told him to leave Julia alone to try to arrange their release. …

In describing [the despair of the months of fear and humiliation], Malbrunot made something of an admission. "One day," he said, "we had a blowout in the middle of a road. I said to myself, 'If only an American patrol would come through, take out this lovely bunch, and set us free."'

But the Cartesian in him hadn't vanished for long. Malbrunot's next words: "That, however, could have been dangerous for us."

(MiF commented on this article earlier today…)

Trial begins in U.S. Embassy plot

One of France's top terrorism suspects and five of his alleged accomplices went on trial here Monday, accused of plotting to blow up American targets in France three years ago, a charge that all six men deny
writes Katrin Bennhold in the International Herald Tribune.
More than three years after the Sept. 11 attacks in the United States and 10 months after four commuter trains were bombed in Madrid, the trial is expected to shed light on the possible relationship between European-based Islamist militants and Al Qaeda and on links between terror cells in various European countries.

(Expatica quotes the AFP…)




Suckers Les gogos gobent tout
The French pay 19 million euros to find out that the Clash of Civilisations exists after all.
Les franchouilles déboursent 19 million d'euros pour apprendre que le choc des civilisations existe bel et bien.




Zeropa doing what is does best La Zéropa: maître-ès-rien-du-tout
Solidarity. Chopper in the relief you say? All well and good, 'cept their ain't no choppers. Candlelight vigils and bell ringing. Those are the European specialties and just about the limits of their capabilities with regards to disasters.
La solidarité. Envoyer les hélicos vous dites? Très bien, sauf il n'y a pas d'hélicos par ici. Veillées à la bougie et divers sons de cloches. Voilà les spécialités européennes et les limites de leur expertise en matière de secours aux sinistrés.




How do you spell relief?: N-O U-N L'ONUzi aux abonnés absents
Plantu is shilling for the UN again. The UN is still absent but the French press Pravda is doing everything to make us believe otherwise. In more serious UN news, the Americans read Koffee Hard-On the riot act.
Plantu fait de la promo pour l'ONUzi encore une fois. L'ONUzi est toujours introuvable mais la presse Pravda franchouille fait de son mieux pour qu'on pense le contraire. Plus sérieusement, les américains ont dit à Kofé Hardeur leurs quatres vérités
Le Monde | 05.01.05
Let me handle this. I know the place.




Saint Warcel

Thanks to Pierre.
Merci à Pierre.




Dangerous bureaucrappers Bureaucrottes dangereux
More UN shenanigans in Afghanistan.
Encore des manigances signées l'ONUzi en Afghanistan.



People in Dutch
News from the Netherlands.
Les dernières infos en provenance des Pays-Bas.

Monday, January 03, 2005




Kofi break Pause Kofi
The UN is nowhere to be seen so Plantu has stopped shilling for it in his cartoons. Notice the lack of mention of any USA relief efforts. Panty-waist brown-shirt censorship.
L'ONUzi est aux abonnés absents, donc Plantu a cessé de faire de la promo pour elle sans ses dessins. Vous remarquerez bien le fait qu'on ne parle pas des efforts américans en ce qui concerne les secours. La censure pure et dure de la part des chemises-brunes pédaloïdes tendance 'Pédale Duce'.





Good for nothing UN L'ONUzi bonne à rien
While tsunami survivors cheer U.S. choppers Koffee Hard-On enjoys his ski holiday. The USA does the job and the UN hamfistedly tries to take credit for it.
Pendant que les survivants du tsunami applaudissent l'arrivée des hélicos américains, Kafé Hardeur profite bien de ses vacances de ski. Les USA se tapent le boulot et l'ONUzi essaie maladroitement de mettre à son actif les efforts consentis par les américains.

Sunday, January 02, 2005



Julien Dray
Review about a piece of virtual shit spit out by the sphincter of a socialist shithead.
Critique au sujet d'un étron virtuel lâché par le sphincter d'un socialo de merde.




No appy polly loggies to thee and thine Pas d'exqui cucuses usées pour si peu, pas plus à vous qu'à personne

Thanks to Joe N.
Merci à Joe N.

Saturday, January 01, 2005




Across-the-board anti-Americanism at a newsstand near you Anti-américanisme universel dans les kiosks à journaux
Americans, you are hated here. Hated more than you can possibly imagine. Despite the claims made by clown-faced paternalistic spittle driveling morons. Thanks to Doug.
Les américains, vous êtes détestés ici. Détestés bien plus que vous ne pouvez l'imaginer. Malgré les péroraisons rabâchées par les postillonnants bouseux paternalistes aux bouilles à bozo. Merci à Doug.



Who's on First?



Even Le Monde has to admit that Uncle Sam is the largest contributor of aid to victims of the Indian Ocean tsunami…

…although France's newspaper of reference did try to do that surreptitiously, by hiding that information inside Jean-Pierre Langellier's article devoted to the fact that Great Britain is the second-largest contributor of aid to tsunami victims (!)…

Two days later (only), Eric Leser does have a piece on the size of the American contribution but, needless to say, it is replete with criticism. And when Andrew Natsios tells Fox News that France, in turn, can hardly be called a major contributor of aid (as compared with Britain, Japan, the EU, Canada, and Australia), of course, the independent newspaper must devote the entire last paragraph to the French response to that charge, and to the French ambassador's putting Washington's motivations into question…

Meanwhile, Plantu's love-in with the United Nations — the paragon of virtue, the bastion of legality, and the epitome of efficiency — continues…
(Click here for a list of aid groups accepting donations for the victims…)



Across-the-board anti-Americanism Anti-américanisme universel
Americans, you are hated here. Hated more than you can possibly imagine.
Les américains, vous êtes détestés ici. Détestés bien plus que vous ne pouvez l'imaginer.






On the rag Toujours avec leurs ragnagnas
$350 million. The French panty-waist bloggers will still find reason to bitch. $350 million would buy 'em alot of Tampax.
$350 million. La frange pédaloïde de la blogosphère franchouille trouvera toujours une bonne raison pour rouspéter. $350 million leur acheteraient beaucoup de serviettes hygiéniques.




Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke Aucun sens de l'humour ces connards
Obsessed with their own decline, the French are more and more depressed.
Obsédés par leur propre déclin, les franchouilles sont de plus en plus déprimés.

Bonne année et bonne santé


Friday, December 31, 2004

Happy New Year, to One and to All!



McOndo: McDonalds Macintosh Condos
Magical realism is dead. With Allende out of the way: Progess through market-driven bilingualism in Chile.
Le réalisme magique est mort. Allende aux chiottes: Le progrès grâce au bilinguisme et marchés ouverts au Chili.





Palme d'or Cannes 2005
Fugettaboutit!
Nan!


Thursday, December 30, 2004

What Type of Iraqi Citizen Should a Journalist Choose as Guide in Order to Send Home the Most Objective Articles Possible?

When reporting from the new Iraq — you know, the Iraq that has been existing since the fall of the Ba'ath dictatorship in April 2003 — what type of local native should an independent journalist choose to take with him as his guide for the most objective, penetrating articles possible?

If you are a French journalist, the answer is a Syrian member of the Ba'ath party, of course, preferably one who still refers to Saddam Hussein as "president"…

Tewfik Hakem reports in Le Monde that the former chauffeur of Christian Chesnot and Georges Malbrunot dreams of a pan-Arabic world.

A partisan of Arab unity since his youth, faithful [notice the presence of the positive-sounding word fidèle] to the Ba'ath movement created by the Christian Michel Aflaq in Damascus in the 1940s, [Mohamed al-Joundi] forsook Syria for Iraq a short time after Hafez al-Assad's régime forced the party's founders, including Michel Aflaq, into exile in 1963. In Baghdad, he became an employee in the party of Saddam Hussein, whom he still calls 'president'. His contacts at the heart of the fallen régime interested the two French reporters who were investigating 'the Iraq resistance'.
(Strange. When mentioning the birth of Ba'athism, why would anyone forget that the movement was modeled after Hitler's Nazi party? Probably nothing more than a slip of the pen…)

During a release celebration at the Paris townhall on December 22, during which he gave a toast not only "to the health of Georges and Christian" but also "to Jacques Chirac and the French government", Mohamed al-Joundi said that as early as two days after all three men's kidnapping, he knew that "things could only go well, because our kidnappers were resistants to the American occupation, and not crooks."

(Here is some more Iraqi praise for 'the president' along with another example of the typical dastardly deeds carried out by the villainous American occupiers which manages to parallel a description of the proud, brave, and noble members of the Baghdad resistance — as well as their legendary mutual solidarity.)

Al-Joundi has said he is planning to sue the American army for "ill treatment and death threats". Before their release, he had not made any comments, because as long as Malbrunot and Chesnot were still being held captive, the "highest French authorities" had asked him not to go public with his grievances against the Americans.

Just in case you don't think al-Joundi has been clear enough, he was speaking with a radiant face, and (now that diplomatic niceties were no longer necessary) did not hide his joy when, referring to the release coupled with the attack that killed 19 servicemen inside a Mosul base mess hall, he added that "Yesterday was a very good day for the French and a very bad one for the Americans".

Read Liberal Iraqi's comment on this
(shookhran to MiF), then bookmark his weblog

At last the two French journalists have been released by their kidnapers. See, these terrorists (errr.. freedom fighters) are not dangerous at all! They don't kill you if you don't mess up with them and if you support their just cause. They only kidnap you, hold you for few months and "treat you well" and then release you. That's not bad, is it? I dare say it's even a good reason to celebrate. …

France's opposition to the Iraq war had a soupçon of principle in a kettle of cynicism burbling with Iraqi oil and blood

For centuries France has claimed a monopoly on political virtue by glomming all the credit for the Enlightenment and by pretending to be its anointed protector throughout history
writes Jonah Goldberg as the NRO editor-at-large discusses "two great new books" that attack the French from France's "most vulnerable sides: facts and logic."
… let's also not gloss over the fact that more than a few French intellectuals have been known to look at dictators and mass-murderers the way Michael Jackson gazes at posters of Macaulay Culkin.

… France's opposition to the Iraq war had a soupçon of principle in a kettle of cynicism burbling with Iraqi oil and blood. Indeed, we forget that the phrase "millions for defense, not a penny for tribute" stemmed from [early] America's [1798] refusal to acquiesce to French shakedowns during the XYZ affair.

… But the most annoying irony is that while they ribbit a big game about bringing liberty and civilization to the world, France's record is one of sowing the seeds of tyranny and corruption almost everywhere they've planted their flag.

… The British valued virtue more than liberty; the Americans had it the other way around. But where the French differed is that they sought to replace the religion of old Europe with a new cult of reason. … By making a religion out of politics, with the state at its center, the French never embraced liberty the way Anglo-Americans did. It was this legacy that lent intellectual heft to all the great dictators — Napoleon, Mussolini, Hitler, and Stalin. …

(Merci à GS)




Stingy? Radin?
Other countries aren't stingy, they just don't have any pocket change. 'Day by Day' is back.
Les autres pays ne sont pas prêts de leurs sous, ils n'ont pas de sous. 'Day by Day' est de retour.


We Are Wrong, and Damn Proud of It Too!

Which is better: to be right with Aron or to be wrong with Sartre?
was the question asked during the Cold War, when the pro-American, pro-capitalist (and, dare I say, pro-common sense) Raymond Aron took on the pro-Soviet moral relativism spewing out of the mouth of Jean-Paul Sartre (and much of French society). As the very fact that the question was even asked can tell you, the unspoken answer was that it was better to feel good, humanistic, and lucid with the latter's pro-Soviet faction than to boringly agree with the former's pro-common sense faction.

An old fogey in the académie française proves that the question has not (and the feelings have not) gone away. Describing what he calls "the twain attitudes of French thought in the 20th century" (and comparing the two men to rival predecessors such as Corneille and Racine, and Voltaire and Rousseau), Bertrand Poirot-Delpech writes:

Aron frantically sought all that could be said that was truthful, that was logical, and that would shed light on the ideologies in his presence.
That should make him the winner, non?

Non.

Just see how much farther Sartre went:

Sartre made of the act of reading and of writing a challenge of existence. He made a game of exercising his multiple talents by turns, without sacrificing an ounce of lucidité.
Well, no wonder it is better to be wrong with Sartre!

Fallujah Again?

It's a dangerous world, out there, Roland.

One of Doonesbury's liberal reporters flies off "to some dusty backwater with inedible food, an incomprehensible culture, and hordes of hostile fundamentalists!"

Kipling on Being a Man…

Today is the birthday of Rudyard Kipling, the British author (1865-1936) who said
A man's mind is wont to tell him more than seven watchmen sitting in a tower.

All the people like us are we, and everyone else is They.

An ounce of mother is worth a pound of clergy.

Borrow trouble for yourself, if that's your nature, but don't lend it to your neighbors.

What happened at Abu Ghraib and Guantanamo was, and is, beyond belief…

an infamy which the world's press must focus on to prevent the planet from descending into barbarism…

In France, "Islam has replaced Marxism as the ideology of contestation" with a transnational ideology tilting toward an eventual utopian vision

In his Letter from France, Craig S Smith reports in the International Herald Tribune that in Europe, Islam fills Marxism's old shoes:
When Azzedine Belthoub was growing up in the shantytowns outside of Nanterre, France, 40 years ago, the people who came to take the young North African kids to swim in the community pool, to register them for school and give them candy and comic books, were Marxists. The French Communist Party offered a political voice for the working classes, including the growing number of North African immigrants imported to fill labor shortages after World War II.

Today, Islam plays that role, especially in France, where men like Belthoub, wearing long beards and short djellabas, reach out to the poor and disillusioned in the country's working-class neighborhoods.

Young Arabs and Africans here have turned to Islam with the same fervor that the idealistic youth of the 1960s turned toward Marxism.

"Now, religion has become our identity," Belthoub said last week, sitting in a friend's apartment in a largely Muslim suburb north of Paris.

The question is whether Islam in Europe will follow the same path that communism did here, shedding its revolutionary extremism, electing mayors and legislators and assimilating itself into normal democratic political life.

As with Marxism in the 1960s, Islam in Europe has its radical fringe and its pragmatic mainstream. The latter is much the broader, intent on expanding Muslims' political power in French society. It has consciously mimicked many of the tactics of the left, including organizing summer camps where urban young people learn the tenets of the movement.

… Islam's growth in Europe as the most vibrant ideology of the downtrodden is part of a wave of religiosity that has swept the Arab world in the past 30 years, propelled by frustration over feeble economies, uneven distribution of wealth and the absence of political freedom.

Like communism, it represents for many of its devoted adherents a transnational ideology tilting toward an eventual utopian vision, in this case of a vast, if not global, caliphate governed according to sharia, the legal code based on the Koran.

But the religion's appeal reaches beyond the communities of Arab and African immigrants born to the faith. … "Islam has replaced Marxism as the ideology of contestation," says Olivier Roy, a French scholar of European Islam. "When the left collapsed, the Islamists stepped in."

… The map of France's Islamists today largely matches that of the country's Marxists from decades ago. Many predominantly Muslim municipalities are still under Communist-led administrations, but Islamic organizations are now the active ones. …

In similar news, the AP's Anthony Deutsch has reported that (dank u to GS) "The Netherlands' intelligence service [has warned] that radical Islamic ideology is spreading to thousands of young Dutch Muslims through Internet sites and online chat rooms." …



It's just a blip on the screen Ce n'est qu'un blip sur l'écran
So while Pavlovian bitches continue to bark at the slightest mention of the United States or Bush, Zeropa has dropped off the US' radar.
Alors que les petites lopes pavloviennes se mettent à aboyer dès qu'on parle des Etats-unis ou de Bush, la Zéropa a disparu du radar aux Etats-unis.




Go for the jugular Arrachez la jugulaire
A new Iraqi blogger trashes France.
Un nouveau bloggeur irakien s'en prend à la Fwance.




Blind hatred Haine aveugle
The false accusations of stinginess have already made the rounds here in Fwance. The panty-waist wing of the French blogosphere does not yet know that their puny little country was Amazoned. That doesn't stop them from going at it like Pavlov's dogs (bitches).
Les fausses accusations de radinerie ont fait la tour de la Fwance. La frange pédaloïde de la blogosphère franchouille n'a pas encore compris que son pays de gagne-petits était foudroyé par Amazon. Ça ne les arrête pas d'y aller avec leurs reflexes pavloviens (et on ne peut pas être certain que ce soit de la bave aux lèvres avec eux).

Wednesday, December 29, 2004

Andy Johnson on Good Laws and a "Poor" Government

Today is the birthday of Andrew Johnson, the 17th President of the United States (1808-1875) who said 
There are no good laws but such as repeal other laws.

The goal to strive for is a poor government but a rich people

Tyranny and despotism can be exercised by many, more rigourously, more vigourously, and more severely, than by one.

We have no legal authority more than private citizens, and within it we have only so much as that instrument gives us. This broad principle limits all our functions and applies to all subjects.

There are some who lack confidence in the integrity and capacity of the people to govern themselves. To all who entertain such fears I will most respectfully say that I entertain none . . . If man is not capable, and is not to be trusted with the government of himself, is he to be trusted with the government of others . . . Who, then, will govern? The answer must be, Man for we have no angels in the shape of men, as yet, who are willing to take charge of our political affairs.

Spike in Casualties, Degrading Morale, Baffled US Commanders: The Only Solution Is Dialog…

You will never get rid of the insurgency in Iraq, there will just be more and more and more, you cannot defeat them

(Shookhran to Greg und Danke zu RV)

The NRO's W. Thomas Smith Jr agrees:

Surprise attacks in supposedly secure areas. A spike in casualties. A few baffled American commanders. Suspicions of degrading morale within some units. Outright refusal to carry out lawful orders in others. Troops stretched too thin. Blame heaped on planners and those said to be responsible for unreliable intelligence.

Sound familiar?

(Read "The present situation is to be regarded
as an opportunity for us and not a disaster"
…)

Ghost Firms Hinder Oil-For-Food Probe

The AP's Sam Cage:
The U.N.-ordered probe into oil-for-food corruption is being seriously hampered by an elaborate system of ghost firms set up around the world to cover the tracks of bribes to Saddam Hussein as he cheated the $60 billion program, a top investigator said.

"Switzerland and Liechtenstein have promised to help," [Swiss criminal lawyer Mark Pieth] said of the two countries where more than two dozen companies got oil under the program, according to an AP examination of records.

Neither nation is known for having oil reserves of its own. But according to a list Volcker released of 248 companies that "lifted," or exported, Iraqi oil under the program, companies based in Switzerland took more than those from any other country except France and Russia. The tiny principality of Liechtenstein — which has 33,000 inhabitants — came in eighth on the list.

[former U.S. Federal Reserve chairman Paul] Volcker has said that being on the list doesn't necessarily imply guilt in paying kickbacks.

Switzerland and Liechtenstein are among countries whose lax regulations and traditions of discretion in business and banking make them attractive for trading companies.

Front companies registered in other tax havens — such as Cyprus, Jordan, Panama, Curação in the Caribbean, and Jersey in the Channel Islands off the United Kingdom — also feature in the oil-for-food investigation.

The French Foreign Ministry and the Iraq Hostage Situation: Coaching the Journalists, Sabotaging Private Initiatives, and Playing the Blame Game

Or: And so what is new at the Quai d'Orsay (and in French politics in general)?…

Pas grand chose

A member of the Didier Julia team has warned Foreign Minister Michel Barnier "not to go too far" in his vendetta against the UMP representative who, single-handedly, attempted to bring about the liberation of Georges Malbrunot and Christian Chesnot in September, writes Philippe Le Cœur.

Seeing Barnier's vendetta as an attempt to cast all the blame on Julia, adds the AFP, history professor Philippe Evano has threatened the foreign ministry with "providing light" on what really happened.

Already he has given a taste of what he might reveal by saying, in general terms, that if anybody is responsible for the Julia mission floundering, says Evano, it is the French foreign ministry's Barnier, who sabotaged it "at least twice".

Didier Julia himself has denounced the "manipulation of Barnier and his friends, who coached the hostages in the plane bringing them back to France", and which he "caught straight in the smacker." He adds that "the term of mythomaniac used by Malbrunot at my expense when he got off the plane is the deed of an énarque [a professional politician], not of a journalist. It is inadmissable."

Moreover, Hervé Gattegno et Stephen Smith point out that the French authorities never disavowed the Didier Julia initiative until it emerged that it had been a failure; in addition, they suggest that the French secret service is now trying to take revenge on a team that tried to circumvent it.

As for the UMP representative from Deux-Sèvres, Dominique Paillé has said that Barnier's call for sanctions against Julia was uncalled for, which may be far from unrelated to Evano's threat to reveal all.

Meanwhile, a Le Monde reader, Gérald Arnaud, points out that, contrary to the four-month period of incessant noise surrounding the reporters kidnapped in Iraq in August, nobody (no journalist and no politician) has made a big deal about the French journalist kidnapped in Abidjan seven months ago (on May 16). No news has been heard of Guy-André Kieffer since, and no public clamor has arisen over the man who "was investigating embezzlement in the cocoa importation network, a sector where considerable French private interests have often mixed with those of the leaders of Ivory Coast."

Hmmm… Makes one wonder where the difference lies regarding Malbrunot and Chesnot… Now what was it again that that duo was investigating?…

"What Can They Have Against France?"

…wondered Georges Malbrunot, concerning the Iraqi kidnappers, during his and Christian Chesnot's captivity. What indeed, since the two were "good guys", i.e., they were in Iraq
to show the realities of the resistance [and] we confirmed that we are not at all following a pro-American line.
What indeed, can the kidnappers have against France, since
we Frenchmen are virginal. We have no troops, we have no businessmen, we have nothing.
In case the message of relativization still wasn't clear enough, Malbrunot added:
we feel that there exists a game of mirrors between Bush and the jihadists, who want a clash of civilizations…

Asia's Tsunami Disaster Is the Occasion for France to Lionize the UN Again…


Notwithstanding the extent of the tragedy in the Indian Ocean, the tsunami is the occasion, once again, for the French to take the opposite tack of anything involving Uncle Sam (note the contrast of the Blue Helmet above with Plantu's usual depiction of American GIs) and lionize the UN as well as all organizations involved with internationalist agendas…

(Click here for a list of aid groups accepting donations for the victims…)

PS: I'm not sure to what extent the vodka ad was appropriate when I checked out articles on the New York Times website


Tuesday, December 28, 2004

America's War Was All About Oil; The "Peace Camp's" Steps to Avert Conflict Were All About Harmony, Respect, Solidarity, Tolerance, Wisdom, etc, etc…

According to the U.N.-ordered inquiry led by Paul Volcker, these are the top 10 countries that purchased oil from Iraq under the oil-for-food program from 1996 until 2003
writes the Associated press.
1. Russia $19.259 billion

2. France $4.394 billion

3. Switzerland $3.480 billion

4. Britain $3.380 billion

5. Turkey $3.343 billion

6. Italy $2.718 billion

7. China $2.625 billion

8. Liechtenstein $2.468 billion

9. Spain $1.644 billion

10. Malaysia $1.485 billion

The United States is listed in 26th place at $482.826 million.

(Five barrels to Gregory)

The UN's Abu Ghraib?

Home-made pornographic videos shot by a United Nations logistics expert in the Democratic Republic of Congo have sparked a sex scandal that threatens to become the UN’s Abu Ghraib
write Jonathan Clayton and James Bone in The Times.
The case has highlighted the apparently rampant sexual exploitation of Congolese girls and women by the UN’s 11,000 peacekeepers and 1,000 civilians at a time when the UN is facing many problems, including the Iraqi “oil-for-food” scandal and accusations of sexual harassment by senior UN staff in Geneva and New York.

The prospect of the pornographic videos and photographs — now on sale in Congo — becoming public worries senior UN officials, who fear a UN version of the scandal at the American-run Abu Ghraib jail in Iraq. “It would be a pretty big problem for the UN if these pictures come out,” one senior official said.
Can you imagine European periodicals and television devoting as much newsprint and airtime as they did on Abu Ghraib itself? No, right?
“The fact that these things happened is a blot on us. It’s awful,” Jean-Marie Guehenno, the UN’s under-secretary-general for peacekeeping, said.

“What is important is to get to the bottom of it and fight it and make sure that people who do that pay for what they have done.”
When George W Bush, Donald Rumsfeld, and other American honchos said much the same thing (often much more forcefully), they were blasted, castigated, and mocked for their comments. How much do you want to bet that media coverage of the UN scandal(s), insofar as it gets (they get) any publicity at all, will be replete with the leaders' quotation marks reported verbatim, as well as the absence of any comments, except of the tear-jerking, hand-wringing type?…

Merci to Monsieur Schreiber)

Monday, December 27, 2004

Pasteur on Barren Skepticism

In reference to constant French cynicism regarding Uncle Sam, capitalism, et al, today is the birthday of Louis Pasteur, the French chemist (1822-1895) who said
Do not let yourself be tainted with a barren skepticism.

In the fields of observation chance favors only the prepared mind.

Let me tell you the secret that has led me to my goal. My strength lies solely in my tenacity.
And — remembering that cynicism is not an exclusively French trait in Europe — Sunday was the birthday of Charles Babbage, the English mathematician and inventor (1792-1871) who said
Propose to any Englishman any principle or instrument, however admirable, and you will observe that the whole effort of the English mind is directed to find a difficulty, a defect, or an impossibility in it.